Final: The Rapture

Okay, and what a beautiful morning

it is in downtown L.A.

And Kim, you're here with the traffic,

but before we do,

here's the big question for our listeners.

Fifth caller will get free tickets to the Katy Perry concert.

Here's the question.

What color dress was Kim Kardashian wearing

at last night's award show? Fifth caller wins.

I'd like to win them myself.

Well, anyway, Kim, do you have the traffic on hand?

Yes, I do, Bill.

And isn't the weather looking sunny and fantastic

for this time of year?

There is rush hour traffic on the 101 South,

and there does seem to be a fender bender,

but everything seems a go.

Yeah, but what is Nike offering?

Oo-oo-ooh wee!

You're the best sports agent in the world!

Yeah, I'm headed to the airport right now.

Uh huh, as we speak.

Hello?

Hello? Joe?

Okay, I hear you now.

Do what? Turn...

All right, I'm on the radio now.

Good morning, everyone.

We have breaking news from downtown L.A.

We have several unconfirmed reports

that several hundred people have vanished.

Yes, that's right,

have vanished throughout the city.

...to all known locations.

Again, very little is known at this moment.

Again, we interrupt this program

with this breaking news story.

The city is in something of a panic right now.

We're getting news that massive traffic jams are everywhere.

The unimaginable has happened.

Hundreds, perhaps thousands of people have disappeared

from the face of the Earth.

What's going on?

I don't know, I just heard on the news

tons of people disappeared.

That's what I heard, too.

...just disappeared? I'm so freaked out right now!

It's the end of the world!

This is ridiculous! All four lanes are backed up.

- I gotta get home! - Emergency vehicles only!

They're saying, like, millions

have disappeared across the world.

I can't breathe!

Look at all these stupid cars. No one's going anywhere!

There must be some other explanation.

Like what, lady?

- No, no! - What?

It's worse!

The Rapture happened.

The Rapture? What is that?

You don't wanna know, lady.

You don't wanna know.

Are you afraid?

Sorry?

Are you afraid?

No.

Why do you ask?

The Bible, you're reading it.

I always read it.

What's the point? It was written by man.

Inspired by God.

It's all fabrication.

It appears the jetliner,

Man, I can't believe it, bro.

First round to the Chargers!

- Yeah. - Yeah!

It was the last round.

So, uh, how much was that contract, man?

Ah, wasn't much.

Five million.

Yeah.

Dude, whatcha gonna do with all the money?

I dunno, man.

Figured I'd get me a nice little spread,

- couple cars, two, three... - All right, all right.

- Put the bread down! - Whoa, wait!

You think you can steal from me? I will kill you!

Hold on, hold on. What are you doing?

Didn't you read the sign?

We ain't selling anything.

How did you get in here?

Relax, relax, all right?

The door was open, and no, I didn't read the sign.

The door was closed.

It was open.

Just put the bread on the counter!

Bread on the counter! Back away now!

Fine, fine, fine! There it is.

You don't know who I am? I play for the Chargers.

I don't like baseball.

"The first angel sounded,

and hell and fire followed,

mingled with blood and they were thrown to the earth.

And a third of the trees were burnt up, and all of the..."

Why are you trippin' off of this?

I mean, you said God was a loving God, right?

He is.

He's a loving God, and he's also a God of judgment.

He can't let evil persist.

It's gonna come to an end.

A resolution.

When He comes and takes us up...

...then it's gonna be the end.

Don't be deceived.

I'll take my chances.

"Rochelle Greenspan."

Rochelle...

I know a Rochelle...

Pathetic.

Professor Wiseman?

Rochelle.

Hi.

I've been thinkin' about this thesis, and...

...I'm sorry, I-I just can't do it.

I'm gonna have to drop out of class.

How disappointing.

You were one of the top students in Philosophy.

What's come over you?

I had an experience...

...and it made me a believer.

So what does your football star husband

have to say about that?

He's not too happy about it.

I imagine so.

Well...

...can you prove God exists?

Yes, I can.

Well...

...then that will be your thesis.

Thank you, Professor.

All right, Rochelle,

let's see if you got some good stuff for me.

Whoa!

All right.

Come on.

Ugh!

The Bible.

Of all the suitcases, I have to get another Christian's.

Ridiculous.

"Tuesday...

I'm stranded...

...on an island...

...somewhere...

...in the Southern Pacific.

Plane went down suddenly.

I am the only survivor."

Wait a minute...

What happened to that woman sitting next to me?

Are you afraid?

Sorry?

Are you afraid?

No. Why do you ask?

The Bible. You're reading it.

That doesn't make any sense.

Really?

Well then, tell me, do you believe

that Julius Caesar existed?

Of course.

...from the cockpit again,

where we're asking.. .

Everything okay?

The pilot is asking everyone

to put their seat belts on and their trays up, sir.

...around some buildups and possible thunder storms .

You think everything's okay?

Flight attendants, as soon as you can,

please take your seats.

Just a little bumpy.

What's going on?!

I'm not sure, sir.

I don't know, I'm gonna go check with the pilot.

Everyone needs to have their seat belt fastened,

and just try and stay calm.

Sir, I need your seat up in the upright position.

Where is she?

- Everyone needs to be in their seats. - I have no idea!

Where did she go?

I don't know! She was right here!

What? That's not possible.

Ah!

Oh no! Please! No!

This cannot be happening! No!

Maria?

Hey.

Keiko...

We're conducting a survey of all men

between the ages of 18 and 25.

- For what? - Military duty.

You're to report to Tent Camp A tomorrow morning.

Why? What's this for?