I Am Zlatan (Jag är Zlatan)

Remco. Stay alert!

Zlatan, you're behind! You're behind!

Come on! You're walking like a snail.

Come on! Are you tired?

Good.

Find some space!

Yes!

Okay! Gather round. Come on. At middle!

Zlatan, come on.

- What are you doing? What? - What?

I asked what you are doing. I'm here.

The rest is already here.

Why can't you walk faster?

You have something with your ears? Or what?

- No. - No? No.

If you don't want to respect me, then maybe you should respect the group.

The group is already here.

You want a special position?

Your special position is outside the field.

You can go home. Thank you!

Alright!

We'll do the same thing again. A little more active.

After the loss over the weekend, it's clear:

Ibrahimovic doesn't deserve to wear the Ajax jersey.

If it hadn't been so sad for Ajax,

for the supporters and Leo Beenhakker who took him in,

you would be laughing at it.

It's that hilarious.

I would like to insult that lazy Ajax immigrant so that he'll go home...

Hey, pass the ball! Pass, pass, pass!

Over here!

Pass!

In!

Really good!

Yes! That's it, boys

He scored so many goals on you!

Leave your shoes on the bench.

How many goals have you let in, Zlatan?

Shut up!

At least 10, I think.

You're the worst.

What are you doing?!

What?

Go get the ball!

I'm not going to go get the ball.

Listen, hey!

Don't push me!

Listen, go get the ball, do you understand?

I'll go get it, but not because you told me to,

but because I want to.

Kevin, stop playing football now.

Come home!

Pass the ball!

What are you looking at?

Pass the ball!

Pass the ball!

Sh.t!

Is he alive?

Is he okay?

Come here, fast!

We have to call someone!

Listen up!

Zlatan?

Are you alive?

Sh.t, he might be dead! Is he breathing?

Sh.t, I don't think so.

Get his mom. We have to do something.

Zlatan?

Hey, guys!

I was just taking a little break.

What's wrong with you?

Get up, dude, you piece of sh. t!

The bags, two bags.

Wash your hands. Food.

Never mind that, just two bags.

It's only two weeks...

Get out of here!

Then put them in the closet.

What are we eating?

What happened to your head?

What have you done?

And you've ruined your shirt, what happened?

- I fell off a roof. - What do you mean, roof?

- Mom, it wasn't my fault! - Look what you did!

The things you get up to!

Go wash your hands!

Mom, it wasn't my fault!

Mom!

Sanela

What??

Mom!

You need to pick up Keki tomorrow.

I can't.

Can't you see that I don't have time.

You have to help me.

Don't talk back to me, you're helping me and that's that!

What did you do?

What did you do to your eyebrow?

Nothing.

I'm going to play hockey.

You're going to start ice hockey?

Yeah, what?

You can't afford that.

Do you know how much pads cost?

I'll play without pads, I don't care.

Good luck.

Good luck, yourself.

Keki, stop.

Listen, I have to go to work.

Finish eating and help Sanela pick up when you're done.

Keki should be in bed before 10 PM.

That's when I'm back, okay? Okay.

"He had..."

"He had not eaten anything all day."

"And where was he going to get food?" "Fear came creeping with... twilight."

Zlatan, stop it!

Who, me?!

Cut it out! I don't want to hear it right now.

It wasn't even me!

Alex, come on!

Jump on!

Fast!

We got it!

Laurent Blanc.

Stefan...

Stefan what?

Schwarz.

- Schwaltz? - Schwarz.

Oleg Sergeev.

Who the hell is Thomas Ravelli?

Look at him.

What the hell?

Where are van Basten and Baggio and them?

Dad, they're great!

Look, what we got Mom!

Very nice, my son! Nike Air Max.

Okay. We'll see you tomorrow!

Okay.

- Who wants ice cream? - I do.

Okay, let's go.

Everything okay at Mom's?

Yeah, it's good.

Dad, are you coming to practice on Tuesday?

Of course, my son.

Weren't you going to start playing hockey?

Shut up, Sanela! Nobody's talking to you.

Dad! Dad!

Look, I got van Basten!

- Who is he? - Van Basten.

He's like Bruce Lee and Muhammad Ali, but in football.

Like Muhammad Ali? Okay!

"Float like a butterfly."

"Sting like a bee!

Rumble, rumble!"

Bravo, my son!

You can leave everything on your desks.

See you in 15 minutes.

- Hi, Zlatan. - What, mamma?

- What do you mean, what? - My name is Anneli.

I scheduled this meeting so we three could talk a bit.

Zlatan is very lively.

He has a hard time keeping still.

This creates an environment

that is a disadvantage for the other students.

So I will be in the classroom more often to help you.

I think it will be very good.

What have you done now?

Nothing, Mom.

In that case, they wouldn't have called me.

They always blame me!

Don't raise your voice to me.

You're lying to my face.

It's always something with you.

Hi. What happened?

- Nothing. - But it's always something.

Let's go.

Good job, boys!

Come on, guys!

Pass the ball!

Boys, we're done for today!

Gather round.

Hurry up, boys!

Well done!

That's really good to see.

You need to remember to look up and see each other, okay?

Okay, and show yourselves.

Call out for the ball.

We have to remember that football is a team sport.

We're working together here, right?

Zlatan, are you listening?

Yeah, I'm listening, but are we going to talk or play?

We're going to play but if you're going to have that attitude,

you can sit on the sidelines.

Okay, back out there!

Do you want a ride?

No, it's good.

My Dad is on his way.

Okay. See you Wednesday!

See you.

So how do you know this Miroslav?