Nobodies

Ah, it's so beautiful out here.

What's that?!

I wasn't talking to you!

That's nice.

Whoo, Ulysses!

Ow!

Ow!

Hugh!

Help!

Hyah!

- Hugh, don't leave me! - Hyah!

- Hugh! Hugh! - Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

- I love you! - Hyah!

- Hugh! - Hyah! Hyah!

What are you maniacs doing? Watching me sleep?

Were you having a sex dream?

What?!

You kept going, Hyah! Hyah!

Well, not quite with that intensity, but...

- Do you have a boner? - What? No!

Stop looking at me.

I just had a horrible dream about Sam.

We were riding the stupid horses,

and then she fell off.

I just left her there and I rode away.

And then you had sex with her?

It was not a sex dream.

It was disturbing.

You know, the latest dream research suggests

that you're everyone in your dream.

So you're you but you're also Sam.

No, I think in this case, I was me and Sam was Sam.

You know, in most cultures, a horse represents good luck

or prosperity.

So you just got that part in Larry's show,

so that's what the dream was right there.

No, that's not what it was. I think it means that...

I don't want to be with her anymore.

Now, I am the last person

who should be giving you relationship advice.

But I don't like Sam.

I don't know if it's a combination of the height

and the blonde hair,

but she's a little Master Racy for me.

My suggestion is just rip the Band-Aid,

get out of the situation.

And on that note, I am going to bed.

Guys, make yourselves at home.

And, uh, all the best.

I should've had you park in my spot.

Oh...

Whoa.

Or Mark-Paul Gosselaar's spot.

- Hey! - You guys drove together, huh?

Well, we live down the street from each other.

We carpooled.

Why'd you guys carpool?

Hugh slept with me at Pat's last night.

I mean, he didn't sleep with me.

A little rocky situation with Sam.

Did you guys have a fight?

Big fight.

Sorry.

Why's he wrapping this car?

Is he gonna ship it somewhere?

It's like super expensive.

How about you? Still nothing with Jen?

I call her, she doesn't call me back.

I sent her an edible arrangement.

And it was a good one. It had no cantaloupe.

Hey, the gang's all here!

- Oh! - Oh!

Ah, now I'm in the gang. This is gonna be great.

So do you guys like laugh all day?

All day, every day.

Huh.

Oh, Rachel, I forgot to give this to you yesterday.

It's for Lois.

You're gonna have to wrap it.

My God, you remembered her birthday.

- Of course. - It's Lois's birthday.

Yeah.

Oh, I chipped in on that.

My aunt, she's so...

Hey, guys, this is our new casting director,

Deborah Diamond.

Hi. Debbie!

Oh, look at you!

Oh, you get more gorgeous every day.

I try.

You are going to be my... Larry Dorf.

Oh, boy.

What kind of a name is that? That is stupid.

Actually, it's my name. That's my real name.

Who are you?

Larry Dorf, creator of the show.

That doesn't really matter.

Oh, you're the neighbor. I saw your tape.

Oh, you were so wonderful.

How come I've never heard of you before?

Oh, well, uh, I got a late start

and I don't try very hard.

Oh, I don't like the beard. It ages you.

I'm sorry, were Curtis and Mary Ellen already cast?

- Yes. - Why was I not consulted about this?

I'm the creator of the show!

Because Melissa loves them?

So, okay, so if Melissa McCarthy loves something

and Larry Dorf doesn't, it's just done.

Uh, yeah, I think you know the answer to that.

Okay, uh, well, how about Jen? Let's get to her.

Great! I need to be a part of this.

So we've got Ashley Greene from "Twilight."

She's hot, she got a great bod.

Yes, that's a huge compliment. Jen would love that.

Has she done much comedy?

What difference does it make? She's gorgeous!

I don't know. I-I-I I don't...

She's got, um...

Weird elbows?

You know what? I think we keep looking.

What?!

Hey, sorry, Chief, you've been overruled.

But, uh, hang in there.

Hey, Mark-Paul and Hugh?

Wardrobe wants to see you for a fitting.

All right, come on, neighbor!

Ah...

Are we gonna walk like this the whole way?

I'm gonna go meet with the set designer,

see what your house looks like.

Great, I will come with you.

Too many cooks, Larry.

Too many cooks?

I am the cook!

I'm the head chef!

This is my kitchen!

Uh-uh, that's Dave's office.

Hmm...

I don't know.

I think I look too cool.

Well, a little difficult

because you're so attractive.

Hm, thanks.

Let me pull something else.

You know what I'm talking about, right?

I mean, isn't Larry a little more,

I don't know... lame? I don't want to say "loser."

Oh, you can say "loser."

I bet you're supposed to, you know, disrobe

behind that curtain thing, but...

What about this?

I don't know.

I don't know, I think I should call Rachel.

Yes, good idea.

They always want the girlfriend's approval.

Hey, babe. Yeah, could you come down

and look at some of these Larry clothes?

I just want your opinion.

Uh-huh.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

All right, bye.

Oh, my God, I just love that woman.

Oh, I see myself marrying her.

I mean, I haven't said that about anyone, you know?

Have you ever been married?

- No. - Hm.

Thinking about tying the knot with Sam, huh?

Like, is that something I dream about?

Uh, no. Not really.

Don't settle.

I'm sure there's a Rachel out there for you.

- Whoa. - Hmm?

Uh, I'm sorry. Why am I wearing a hat?

Don't you worry. I have a vision.

Larry, you're like T-shirts and cargo pants.

I don't wear cargo pants.

Like with a big pocket on the side?

I've never worn that.

This is exactly why he shouldn't be asking you.

He should be asking for my opinion.

You don't have any idea how I dress.

Uh, not well. Okay.

Normally I wouldn't cuff,

but I can tell you get to the gym, don't you?

- Mm-hmm. - Those forearms.

- Oh, you look great! - Right.

Shouldn't I look a little nerdier?

I don't think Larry's nerdy.

- Thank you. - He's more schlubby.

- Yes, thank you. - But Jen's schlubby.

No, Jen can't be schlubby.

How about cargo pants?

That's what I said.

Oh, my God!

I was told Hugh's from Texas.

So that was my launching pad.

I was also told he has a particular fondness

for spurs.