The first 200 lines.
Why are we forced to work?!
Why must we pay money in order to eat?!
Can't we all just share?
The rich get fat while the poor die!
Where is the true freedom in this world?!
We are all slaves to our work!
And is work fun?
No! How could it be?!
We do not want to work, period!
That's why I, Hammerhead, will change our society
into one where only those who want to work will work, while the rest are supported!
We will create a utopia!
The Paradisers led by me, Hammerhead, will make all this a reality!
Boss, no one's listening.
What?!
Bah! These civilians are idiots!
Let's go!
Zeniru's the richest man in town. We'll wreck his posh penthouse and show them we're serious!
High-rise apartments are symbols of inequality!
Yes, sir!
One punch
One punch
One punch
Three, two, one, kill shot
Three, two, one, kill shot
Three, two, one, kill shot
Veni, vidi, vici!
Veni, vidi, vici!
Veni, vidi, vici!
I can't stand it
I can't stand it
I can't stand it
But I won't stop
But I won't stop
But I won't stop
One punch, one victory, rinse and repeat
One punch, one victory, rinse and repeat
One punch, one victory, rinse and repeat
I win, all the time, no exceptions
I win, all the time, no exceptions
I win, all the time, no exceptions
Power, get power
Power, get power
Power, get power
Until it isn't possible anymore
Until it isn't possible anymore
Until it isn't possible anymore
Hero
Hero
Hero
I don't want applause
I don't want applause
I don't want applause
or people singing my praises
or people singing my praises
or people singing my praises
Hero
Hero
Hero
That's why I fight evil away from prying eyes
That's why I fight evil away from prying eyes
That's why I fight evil away from prying eyes
Nobody knows who he is
Nobody knows who he is
Nobody knows who he is
Enemies darken the skies
Enemies darken the skies
Enemies darken the skies
But I won't turn and flee
But I won't turn and flee
But I won't turn and flee
Hero
Hero
Hero
I fight because I decided
I fight because I decided
I fight because I decided
I would never back down
I would never back down
I would never back down
A solitary hero
A solitary hero
A solitary hero
I wanna be a superhero
I wanna be a superhero
I wanna be a superhero
This whole building is Zeniru's home.
There's no way he made so much money legally.
Unforgivable! Bring it down!
Yes, sir!
Target destroyed!
Hm, these experimental battle suits sure pack a wallop.
It was definitely worth risking our lives to steal them.
Wait, that was the wrong building.
My bad, Boss.
Zeniru's house is a little further up.
Everyone makes mistakes!
The important thing is to learn from them. Am I right?
Yes, you're right!
All right, then onward to Zeniru's!
Thanks, bicycle guy!
Don't come asking to play rock, paper, scissors with a booger on your finger!
A dream?
The terrorist group responsible for the riots call themselves the Paradisers.
They have destroyed a high-rise building in City F.
The situation seems to be spiraling out of control.
We have just learned the identity of their leader.
B-CLASS CRIMINAL – HAMMERHEAD
B-CLASS CRIMINAL – HAMMERHEAD
Hammerhead is a B-class criminal who has been involved in several violent incidents in the past.
He is a man of large stature,
standing 2.15 meters tall and weighing 210 kilograms.
According to one report, he once fought twenty men in a street brawl and sent them all to the hospital.
The Paradisers sent the following message to this TV station.
"We will continue to riot until food, clothing, and shelter are provided free of charge to those who do not work,"
amongst other unintelligible demands.
Sounds pretty boring.
Like Hammerhead, the group is made up of
unemployed young men with no motivation to work.
No need for me to get involved.
Also, the group members all have shaven heads,
making them quite intimidating.
Those who encounter any shaven-headed men on the street are advised to leave the area immediately.
What?
But that's—
They stole
my look!
I spend all this time trying to be a hero,
but if they keep acting up I'll be treated like a villain!
I'm gonna smash them!
Run!
It's them!
The Paradisers are coming!
They aren't backing down!
This is too dangerous!
Stop right there, you pack of thugs!
The cyclist for justice, Mumen Rider, is here!
Mumen Rider has come to save us!
There's nothing to fear if he's here!
A hero? What a joke!
Here I go!
Somebody call an ambulance!
Mr. Zeniru, you must flee!
But running away from terrorists would hurt my reputation.
There's no need to leave.
You're a lucky man,
having this occur while I'm still under contract.
But you're a bodyguard—
Oh, Sonic!
Can I leave this to you?
The men coming are—
Of course.
It's their lives you should worry about.
But please do think of a way to dispose of the pile of corpses.
The Paradisers...
A bunch of upstarts equipped with some new type of battle suit.
That and the B-class criminal Hammerhead.
He might have some backbone.
THE MODERN NINJA
Boss, you can see Zeniru's building on the other side of the woods.
People call it the Golden Turd.
All right, let's go!
There's something there.
I've been waiting for you, Hammerhead.
Zeniru sent me.
Let me start out by saying...
no opponent of mine has ever escaped alive.
I plan on keeping it that way.
When it comes to my work, I'm a perfectionist.
But if you surrender right now, I'll let you live.
So, what will it be?
What is this?
What's going on?
Why is every—
Shit!
Bastard!
What's this now?
Trying to intimidate me?
You can't see me, can you?
There you are!
It's a terrorist!
No, I'm not!
So he decided to fight instead of run.
Oops, there goes my bad habit again.
You're just a little dog bought with Zeniru's money.
You think someone like me, who fights for a noble cause,
can lose to a dog?!
Yes, I see what he's up to.
I see. He really is just a complete fool.
Couldn't he have at least tried to arrange the rocks in a less obvious way?
There are plenty more rocks where those came from!
If you don't stop me, they'll keep coming.
So you think you'll be able to deal with my speed if you know which direction I'm coming from?
How pathetic. But I'll play along.
In fact, I'll take you…
straight on!
He's too fast. I can't see him.
But it doesn't matter if I can't.
Because of this!
Gotcha!
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