Fastey Fasaatey (फसते फसाते)

Mridula...

Where's that pampered son of yours?

He must be on his way.

Today is such a big festival

But he is still not home.

Panditji is expected anytime soon.

I fail to understand what has gone wrong with him!

He wasn't like this before.

Why are you so peeved?

Your darling isn't even answering my calls.

He must be busy.

Mom, don't dare defend him.

From the time he has moved to Noida...

...all he says is that I'm busy...

As if we have nothing to do.

He's young... he is handsome...

He must be caught up somewhere!

He has completely changed.

He never paid any attention to my words...

But now, he has started ignoring you too.

No...

Not at all.

He isn't like that.

He's very naive.

He is innocent.

Sometimes he acts as per his whims...

...but he's very good at heart.

It was getting difficult to commute daily so far away to office...

For how long would he have managed this way?

So, he moved closer to his office.

I often worry about him.

Imagine how hard it must be for him to do everything by himself?

Sir, Panditji has come...

Please come, Panditji...

Welcome, Panditji... Please come...

God bless you... God bless you.

Hope all well?

Yes Panditji... with your blessings...

...everything is well.

And Panditji, as you had foretold...

...our property matter got resolved exactly that way.

Very good.

Welcome, Panditji...

May God bless you with a son.

May you live long!

This way Panditji..

I don't see Aakash.

He should be here any moment.

Panditji, I don't understand what's gone wrong with him!

He is never home.

Even on this auspicious day of Diwali (The Festival of Lights)....

...he is missing.

Let me try and call him again.

Mayankji, would you please?

I think he should be close by.

Brij Mohan. - Yes.

Get him married at the earliest.

Then all the problems will be solved..

What exactly do you mean, Panditji?

Nothing that serious.

We will talk about this tomorrow in detail. Let's not miss the auspicious moment..

..to worship Goddess Lakshmi.

It always brims my heart with happiness to see both of you here...

Must have been busy with something really important.

Possibly...

Happy Diwali - To you too.

Where were you celebrating Diwali?

And why are you so late?

We were just about to leave.

Sister, please don't ask... I was so neck deep in work that I can't explain...

Who works today?

Clients from London do not understand our Festivals.

Right, brother-in-law? - But, of course.

It takes time to satisfy clients!

Happy Diwali. - You said it... Brother in law...

It's too late now. Let's all go inside.

Happy Diwali Jugnu and Chanchal. - Happy Diwali to you too.

Aakash.

Why don't you answer my calls?

Sorry, dad. Actually, I was really caught in work.

Brother, can I ask you something?

Shoot!

Please keep a distance from these Overseas clients.

They even make you work late nights.

Try to understand, Jugnu.

Output doubles at night.

Output... interesting...

Hey Dev bugger, you'll live long.

Why?

I was looking at your photo while taking a dump...

..and you just dropped.

Yuck.

Not yuck. Shit..

Your sense of humour is very shitty.

Anyways... tell me, did you celebrate the festival...

...by hugging your special London client?

Bro... It's courtesy to meet and hug each other on festivals.

Dude, you're lucky.

I can't even woo an Indian girl here in London.

But you've got a London based girlfriend in India.

My poor orphan friend...

So you have started this nonsense again?

I've told you so many times not to remind me about this.

Alright. Tell me, my Bull...

how did it go last night with her?

Don't ask me, bro. It could have been a disaster...

...I mean... my family could have taken me to task.

Thankfully, I woke up on time...

... else I'd be in a terrible mess.

Bugger, one day this is bound to happen...

...and then Anisha will also not spare you.

Shit.

What happened? Did you poop?

No... it stopped midway.

Yuck.

Yes Panditji, you were telling us about Aakash's marriage!

Yes...

Look Brij Mohan, as per his horoscope, his stars are well aligned.

And the next two months are a good period.

Okay. - Bless me, Panditji.

God bless you... God bless you.

Where are you going so early?

Mom, it's very urgent. I'm already late.

At least have your breakfast. - Bye Dad... Bye mom...

This boy is too much.

But there's one thing!

What's that Panditji?

No... Nothing to worry.

It's just that his marriage is very important..

..for the peace and harmony of this house.

Panditji, I am unable to understand. Please elaborate.

I need to leave now as I've some work.

We will talk about this tomorrow.

As you say. - Come Panditji.

Brij Mohan, I was saying - Yes.

Come.

Anisha.

Baby, I am sorry.

Stop babying me.

Anisha, I know you're upset.

Look at me. I'm indeed very sorry.

Sorry?

Yes, I am sorry.

Sorry my foot.

What do you think of me?

Your toy? Some keep?

With who you can toy with and make love as you fancy.

And you walked out on me...

...in the middle of the night?

Where were you?

Where were you? - Well, Anisha.

I can explain that.

I am sure you can explain.

Listen. I get it.

I get it that we are in an open relationship.

But what about some courtesy?

Some manners?

You dolt.

Anisha, I said I am sorry.

Let's not get personal here.

Wo..wow!

You know what?

It is personal.

It is very personal because you had come to me.

Not me.

I've no home, no family.

Can I please move-in with you?

Bloody hell.

Yes, I had come to you.

Because I really like you.

It's not just me. It's both of us.

I had to leave early that day because..

..something important came up.

And you were sleeping.

I didn't feel like disturbing you.

That's it.

I know dear; I made a mistake.

I am sorry.

Rubbish.

Come on.

Let me make it up to you.

Go away.

I won't go even if you are rude to me.

Bitch. - Bitch?

Let me show you; what this bitch does.

What are you doing?

Punishing you.

And it's necessary. - No. Look... Please...

It will come out. - What?

Yuck!

How gross! Ugh.

What happened, Mom?

Is everything alright?

Okay, Mom. I will come tomorrow.

Okay, Mom.

I am coming now.

Bed tea?

I'm impressed.

This is for you.

Thank you. - And this is for me.