Love on Delivery (破壞之王)

Avalanche

Cool!

Great!

Awesome!

Horrible!

Don't help them

Stand up!

Morons! You're useless!

That's all for today

Dismiss!

Yes!

Awesome!

That move just now...

Get away!

I told you

No bubble gum

You're awesome!

Really?

Yes, especially your ultimate move

the Avalanche

You're a real man

And your hair swaying back and forth

How impressive!

Are you free tonight?

Watch TV at my place

It's big and comfy

You're crazy!

Grizzly tried to pick you up

Why didn't you say yes?

Grizzly, watch TV at my place

It's big and comfy

You look exactly like him

That's true...

What are you looking for in a man?

Yes!

Handsome, gentle and easygoing

A real... hero

I don't know about heroes

But definitely pretty

You're gorgeous and smart

The lonely 36, 24, 36

Let me be a part of your life

Call 4567

Remember

Never call 116

He's famous for touch-and-run

But last time

He left as soon as he saw me

He didn't touch

What's wrong with that?

At least you didn't catch anything

Go change

I think you're going crazy!

I'm telling you

There are no more heroes

Did you call the police?

Yes, officer

You've been robbed?

Yes, cleaned me out

What's your name?

He Jin Yin

Show me your ID card

Look at me, officer

Where can I possibly hide it?

Doesn't take a genius to rob you

What?

Do you recognize the robber?

What does he look like? What?

Let me try

Do you remember

what the guy looked like?

So what if I do? He had my consent

What do you mean?

This is what happened

I was walking by

A man in rags came towards me

He asked me for $20 to buy food

I felt sorry for him and gave him $20

Then he told me

His wife and son have not eaten

and have no clothes

He took off my clothes

snatched my wallet and asked if I mind

I told him I do mind

but I'll let it slide

I offered to take off my underwear

Because I should help him all the way

I was worried I'll get arrested

for indecent exposure

So I called the police

and put it on record

I see

P.C.26324, we have a nudist on hand

Suspected of being retarded

Please send backup...

You got this all wrong

Let me repeat the story

Take him away!

Let's go, retarded nudist

Officer, I'm really...

Cut the crap

I pitied him, why would I lie?

People like you

make the world more pitiful

Get up and eat!

Try this on

This is for you, son

Can't believe there's such a kind person

I'm back!

So what?

Have some water

Thanks

It's spicy!

Not enough? I'll add more

Next time you have an order for North Point...

send someone else

I had to climb up the hill

I almost didn't make it

It's for your own good

Gives you proper training

Take this to Wan Hua

What did you say?

I can't take this anymore, Boss

You're the Boss' pet

I'm so jealous

Stop teasing me

Can you tell?

Boss

There's a fly in my soup

Let me see

Johnny...

Don't give me that!

I had some of it

and the fly is still swimming around

like it was showing off

and mocking me

Say no more!

I'm fastidious about hygiene

Not just you

we hate flies too. Kill it

Hurry!

What are you doing?

Crush it... hurry

Hygiene is our top priority

I'll kill it for you

I just want another bowl of soup

What's the fuss?

Just give me another bowl

It's that simple

Stop!

The fly is here...

Help!

Forget it!

It's over! Get back to your food

It's alright...

Alright

Come here!

If we don't make a scene...

We won't get paid

We must do our best, right?

Right...

Good job!

Isn't it too much?

You don't have to break a bottle to kill a fly

I'm just trying to help

That bottle costs 50 cents, you moron!

Where's the bottle?

Behind you

Chief, what do you think?

Excellent! You're the only woman

who can throw me over

It's my birthday today

Come join my party

They're all staring at us

Don't do this!

I won't let go unless you say yes

Let go of me, you maniac!

Let go!

Thanks

Don't mention it

Bye!

I'm busy tonight

What about tomorrow?

I have 2 tickets for Jacky Cheung's concert

Let's go together

Having my period tomorrow. I can't go out

What a coincidence!

So am I!

Delivery!

Morning...

Give me a sandwich

Only if you pay

You're catching on!

You don't have a girlfriend, take her! Don't be shy!

Stop teasing me!

He's not so bad

If you're not coming to the party

At least give me a birthday kiss

Li, I'm so nice to you

You know how many girls approach me