Dikkulu Choodaku Ramayya (దిక్కులు చూడకు రామయ్య)

How dare you elope with my sister, eh?

Ugh, what is it?

Oh, god!

'Banker Gopala Krishna...'

'At the flirtatious age of 17...'

'He got married.'

'He's become the father of two within 2 years.'

'And now, at the age of 36...'

'He regrets missing his teen life.'

'So, despite his adult life...'

'He plans on enjoying his life.'

'This is Mrs. Bhavani.'

'A pretty outdated wife to an updated husband.'

'She's into prayers and worship.'

'Their elder son is Madhu.'

'He's pursuing first year of Engineering.'

'He has respect for his mother.'

'Coyness went it comes to girls.'

'Two of his many qualities.'

What? -I want 300 rupees.

You just took 500 bucks for friend's birthday.

That money was for Rani. This money's for Gita.

He's gone after me.

Okay. I'll give you. Go out now.

I can't wait for 300 bucks.

Why don't you get a new bag? The zips failed.

I don't have time for that. -Just a minute.

Make it fast. -Stay right here.

Mahalakshmi!

I'm running late. Come fast!

Unlock it.

Priya!

Measure the fuel and pour it in.

'Doubt! Doubt! Doubt!'

'Doubt! Doubt! Doubt!'

'Suspicion! Suspicion! Suspicion!'

Pour a little more.

You have to keep the traffic and red lights in mind.

Uh-huh? Is than an excuse to give a lift to some woman?

There's no way I'm pouring more.

Leave now.

Good morning, Satyam.

Bad morning!

There's never a good morning in my life.

You're lucky, man. A free bird.

What do you mean? -Your wife is old fashioned.

But I've found a monster.

Hey, Satyam! Stop!

Stop.

Why'd you stop me?

I want to give that girl a lift. You also come with me.

Sorry. Not happening.

I can only move forward but not backwards.

Even if I wanted to, my fuel wouldn't cooperate.

My wife poured so little. -You get going then.

Hey!

The new lady Manager is really strict.

No problem. I'll manage the Manager.

Manage her first.

Excuse me.

Traffic's jammed in Kukatpally. Your bus might be late.

If you don't mind, I'll drop you wherever you want.

Please come.

No thanks. It's okay.

Bus is crowded and auto is uncomfortable.

But if you ride on my bike...

It's quite convenient.

I'm Krishna.

Gopala Krishna.

You can call me Krish.

Just Krish.

Shall we move now? -Umm...

Hey, stop! I said stop! -Okay. Okay.

Hey, what's wrong?

Why are you getting down?

You're right. A bike is quite convenient.

But riding with boyfriend is compact and thrilling.

Bye!!!

Paidithalli, hand me the register.

Why would I still have it?

The new Manager took it with her.

Go in. You're going to be screwed.

Is ma'am married?

Ask her that. Go in now. She's waiting.

Good morning, ma'am.

It's not just today. Being late is your routine.

I want the reason.

I'll tell you, ma'am.

I have three kids. -Satyam told me it's two.

Satyam must've enclosed everything.

Even my wife is like a kid to me, ma'am.

She's got paralysis.

I wake up early in the morning, give her a shower...

Make food, pack lunch for my kids...

Feed my wife and reach the bank around this time.

I'm not worried that you'll fire me, ma'am.

In case you do that...

I'll have the chance to serve my wife.

Fire me, ma'am. Go ahead.

Umm. Oh...

I'm sorry.

I didn't know about it.

: Your friend Satyam hadn't told me any of this.

Even he's unaware, ma'am.

My wife hates him.

She's always cussing him. I don't even let him into my house.

So, do your leave your wife all alone at home everyday?

'Where women are respected, there God resides.'

God is present where women are respected, ma'am.

I respect my wife.

That is why Goddesses accompany my wife at home.

I respect you at the bank.

I seek pleasure from women when I step out.

Eh?

Shit! I meant I admire them.

You are...

I get what you're trying to say, ma'am.

I'm free to come and leave as I please.

Am I right? -Umm...

Huh... Huh...

Thank you, ma'am. Thank you very much.

Hello. Excuse me.

You don't say a word.

You came here all by yourself. You must be here for a loan.

You're absolutely right.

I'm really looking for a loan. Please!

I mean... It's lunch time.

No problem. We can talk in the canteen.

Your good name? -Amrutha.

Superb. Simply superb.

Sounds so sweet. -You mean my name?

You too.

By the way, why do you need a loan? -To open a beauty parlour.

Wow! This is incredibly superb.

A beauty like you is opening a beauty parlour.

It's an epitome of the word beauty.

So, how much loan do you need? -Just 5 lakhs.

I'll get you 10 lakhs. Do you mind?

I'd have to a pay a huge interest on such amount.

No! No! No!

You don't have to pay anything.

Invest 5 lakhs of the 10 at a pawn shop.

You'll get 15,000 rupees with a 3 percent interest.

You just have to pay 10,000 to the bank.

So, you'll have a profit of 5000 rupees.

Fantastic thought!

Correct. My thoughts are always youthful.

One minute.

Yeah, what? -I need to tell you something urgently.

Marriage broker. He's got some alliances.

Listen. I didn't like a single alliance you proposed.

What the hell are you saying? -Wait on!

Excuse me.

A little to your right.

Sorry. A bit to your left.

Thank you.

I'm sending you a girl's picture.

My future wife should look exactly like her.

I want her eyes to be beaming just like this girl.

Hey! Listen to me!

Her lips should be blush pink in colour.

Ugh!

Upon my touch, she should respond like an Apple touch screen mobile.

And when I finally look at the girl...

She should be sexy like an Audi car.

And traditional like a Volkswagen.

Got it?

Hang up! -Hey! Hey!

He never listens to me.

Aren't you married yet?

What do you mean?

How old do you think I really am?

Umm... Maybe...

35-36...

Ah, come on. I just entered my 30s.

You know? Bengalis aren't old enough to be married until they're 40.

Is it? -I'm still in my late 20s, I say.

Still in my late 20s.

Dad...

Mom asked me to give you this lunch box.

Hmm.

I have to pay my exam fee, dad.

Mom asked you to come home early.

What? You're just 29, huh?

Your son must be 18.

Do you mean you were 11 when he was born?

You...!

Actually...

Bloody fool!

Hey, GK... Your son's coming here.

I was calling to tell you.

Is he here already?

So, was she a pass or fail?

Epic fail!