24/7 In Love

My dear friends, I have a story to tell,

Earthquake, tsunami and typhoon,,,

and other theories about the so-called "end of the world",

It even has an exact date!

On december 21, 2012, the price of as will spike up and the sun will fire up,,,

They even say that the famous Mayan calendar predicts "The Great Flood!"

Oh my God!

Whether we believe it or not, we better move fast, Please,

For your doomsday stories, this is Marc Logan,

I believe everything he says

If the world ends,

I will be fine as long as I am with illy!

Take me Lord! Take me!

I will be ready! Let's go! Take me!

You're crazy.

Are you a Billy Fernandez fanatic? do you think of him 24/7?

From morning 'til night and in every passing minute?

do you want to see him in person?

your dreams are about to come true,,,

This december 21 watch him sing your favorite songs, live!

All you have to do is create a video answering the question,

"What will you do on december 21, 2012?"

- But wait,,, there's more! - More?

I will be the one to choose the winning video,

And the winner will be serenaded by me,

It even comes with a kiss,

- Oh my God! - So upload your videos now,,,

and be my date on my concert,

Billy! Billy! Billy! That will be me! Me!

I will be your date. I am very much available, promise!

Billy, I love you super!

You all heard that, right?

Billy is mine. I will be his date, okay?

No objections! He's mine, okay? I love you Billy! Oh my God!!

Do you really believe you have a chance to win?

Of course, Sister!

- You're crazy! - Ouch!

- I will tell Mommy! - I don't care!

Whatever happens, we will join the contest. Okay?

Huh? Wait. You're going to drag me into it?

What am I going to do?

Uhm... being my best friend with a video camera,

of course you have a big role.

And what about you?

Here's the plan.

The question is "What will you do on December 21?"

Of course everyone will answer, "I will watch Billy's concert!"

They will forget that it will also be the end of the world.

So we will interview different people in the Philippines and ask them,

"If the world will end on December 21, what will you do?"

I will be the one to answer at the very end saying...

"I just want to be with Billy My Love! That's it!"

That's crazy and so complicated!

Well, good luck with that! I have better things to do.

So? Should we start now?

- Game? - Game!

What do you want to do before the end of the world?

I'm shy!

Come on, It's okay,

I want to give up my,,, you know,,,

What is it?

My,,, you know,,,

What are you trying to say?

But there's a camera!

I want to,,,

I will give up my virginity to the man I love,

I'm blushing!

Boyet!

- Ouch! - I will kill you! I will kill you!

How can you do this to me?!

I waited 2O years for you!

And you got that girl pregnant in only 2O days!

Virgie, calm down!

Calm down? I will kill you!

Ah! Sweetie pie!

Ouch!

- Go right at it! Kick him! - Go on! Kick him!

- Ah! Ah! - What now? Huh?

I pray that the Lord takes you now!

Lord! Take him!!!

Virginia!

I just want to say...

Congratulations. Best wishes.

God bless you and... Mama Mary loves you.

drink up,

It hurts so bad, Melo...

2O years! I waited 2O years for him!

He promised to marry me.

I preserved myself for him.

And for what? For nothing!

I hate to say this but I told you so.

It was either he's gay or he's sleeping with someone else.

But you didn't listen to me,

Isn't it strange that you've been together 2O years...

Yet he never got intimate with you?

Friend, you're not that ugly!

- I loved him. And he said... - What? That he respects you?

Friend...

In this lifetime--

Too much respect can be deceiving.

Melo, I don't want to grow old alone!

I just want to experience how it is to be truly loved.

- I'll go ahead okay? - Okay.

Give me a kiss.

Gosh!

The world is already ending and I'm still a virgin!

Don't you worry...

It's not yet too late.

I am your best friend and I will do everything to help you.

What's that?

Open your eyes!

This is not the right place to look at that.

I'd rather die a virgin!

I can't look at that!

Stop overacting!

Admit it! You think about this too.

Choose one. My treat!

It's my 40th birthday gift for you. Come on!

But...

Stop fussing, Virginia!

There might be bugs living inside your "Lady flower" already.

Or worse, it might just totally close!

It's up to you, the end is coming.

- Next. - That's more I like it!

This one's okay but he has thick make up, Might be gay!

How about this one?

He looks like a purse snatcher.

Oh, that's why he looks familiar.

Yes.

How about this one?

Seriously? He's so ugly!

Look who's talking? May I remind you of your ugly ex!

Oh, this one's new!

And look, he's so cute!

I can see sparks flying!

Friend? Is he the one?

Fabulous! I'm so happy for you.

This is it! The sun will come out tomorrow.

- Good evening Ma'am! - Good evening.

Uh... Sir, where is the Passion Suite?

Are you sure you're checking in alone?

Why? Do you see anything I don't see?

This way, Ma'am.

Just make sure that you will pay your debt tomorrow, okay?

I will.

Just promise to give me back my passport.

Bless us oh Lord and these thy gifts which we are about to receive...

from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, amen.

That was fast!

Come in.

I am not ashamed that I'm in love with you,

I will not hide my feelings for you because this is all so true,

Virgie Matimtiman?

Ah, yes. Uh... Charles?

So can we settle the money part first?

1, 2, 3, 4- there. Take it all!

I will not hide my feelings for you because this is all so true,

Wow.

I prefer with the Lights off.

Sure.

Holy cow!

So what do you want do first?

I don't know. It's up to you.

Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!

Oh no...

So would you like to start with The Missionary?

Missionary? Yes, I like that. And charity works too.

Let's start with that one then.

Mother!

Lord!

Goodbye virginity!

Lord, please guide me. Lord, don't Leave my side. Please!

I can't do this!

Why?

It's my first time.

You're also a virgin?

What? No!

Wait. You're a virgin?

Yes.

Why?

What do you mean?

Oh, look. I don't think I can do this to you.

Yes you can! I'm ready, I'm willing and I'm able.

So don't be fickle. You're so fussy!

I don't think I can do this to you.

Look...

I'm not really a call boy.

What? I knew it. This is a scam!

- No, no. - Police! Police!

No. Stop! I'm not a bad person.

I just wanna go home.

I'm sorry that I Lied to you.

I'm just having a bad week,,,

A bad month... a bad Life, actually!

Do you know how that feels?

And no one seems to understand.

You probably don't know how that feels.

Does it feel like the universe made a joke but it's not funny?

It's like nothing right ever happened in your Life...

and you feel that nobody else really understands the pain...