Plus-Sized Elf (エルフさんは痩せられない。)

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Evening Discount

Apparently, there's an ogre who appears in the sauna at night...

An ogre...?

It'd be a shame to let these go to waste, but I'm not sure what to think...

First things first, human. What is a "sauna"?

It's a steam bath!

Easy to loose weight!

Lots of sweat → Metabolism boost!

The idea is that sweating boosts your metabolism,

which puts your body in a state where it's easier to lose weight.

Well... if it means losing weight, then I'll give it a shot.

Besides, French fries taste better after a nice, hot bath.

Doesn't that defeat the purpose...?

Plus-Sized Elf

The Sweaty Ogre and

the Turquoise Scales

Wow, seems I've got the place all to myself again.

Now where's this "sauna" thingy...?

Oh no... Is that the mythical ass-dumpling monster?!

What are you doing here?

I was just trying to relax after a hard day's work!

You're the one who should be ashamed of showing up at a public bathhouse

with that big blubbery belly of yours!

Blubbery bellies have as much of a right to be here as anyone else!

Then so do dumplings!

I came here to try out the sauna.

I don't have time for your nonsense.

Hey, wait a minute!

I'm here for the sauna, too!

If that's true, then what are you loafing around out here for?

I-I was enjoying a bath first, that's all...

Oh?

Is it the ogre?

Hah, I knew it.

You're scared of the rumors, aren't you? Chicken.

I'm not scared!

There's the sauna.

C'mon, let's go see what all the fuss is about.

HOT!

MY FACE IS ON FIRE!

Th-there's no way...!

120°?!

It's a literal inferno...

This can't be good for the body, can it?

I trust the human's judgment!

Let's do this!

I'M MELTING!

Jeez, shuddup already.

Those horns...

You're the ogre!

And you talk too much.

Hurry up and close the door.

You're gonna let the heat out.

It's unbearable with the door closed...

Every breath makes my lungs burn...

Of all the places to run into elves...

What's so funny?!

Nah, it's nothin'.

Just figured it'd be too hot in here for you wimpy little elves.

For your own safety, I suggest pacin' yourselves.

Excuse me?!

Do not underestimate us elves! We can handle a little heat!

Yeah, what she said!

That so?

Then pick a spot and have a seat.

Already way ahead of-

My poor, tender ass!

That was horrible. You tricked us!

Wasn't a trick.

Either wrap a towel 'round your waist or sit on one...

So hot...

It's funny, an elf traveling all the way to an alternate dimension to sit in a sauna?

That's not somethin' you see every day.

You could say the same thing about an ogre.

Sounds like you visit pretty often.

You're the talk of the town.

What?! Now I get it...

No wonder I haven't seen any other customers here lately.

So are your people big fans of saunas or something?

Eh, we could take 'em or leave 'em.

What us ogres really like is alcohol.

Booze!

Then why spend so much time hanging out here?

Huh?! I mean... it's a free country...

Wh-what?

Well, your stomach...

Shuddup, shuddup!

I didn't mean for this to happen!

I just keep drinking too much!

Yummy...

It's not my fault!

The human world's booze is too damn delicious!

I see. You've got a point.

No, she doesn't! Have some self-control!

You're letting your vices take over your lives!

I think now is the perfect time to practice exercising patience.

A battle of wills? Sounds like fun!

But we might as well sweeten the pot!

How 'bout the winner gets to eat or drink as much as they want on the loser's dime?

All you can eat

All you can drink

All-you-can-drink...

All-you-can-eat...

Are you sure? 'Cause I'm going to win!

So it's a deal.

Why would you wager food if you're coming here to lose weight?

Ugh, I can't deal with this.

Then let the battle begin.

Ready...

GO!

Nothin' beats an ice-cold beer after a bath!

What did I do to deserve this...?

GIMME MY MONEY BACK!

Oh, quit being a sore loser!

Have you no pride?!

Shut up! Fries over pride forever!

What's with all the ruckus?

You won't believe it!

She turned my precious French fries into alcohol!

What? Wait, who even is she?

The name's Oga. Pleasure.

Human! Fries...

Need fries!

E-Elfuda...!

Just one!

I'll settle for one! Please!

It's way too late to be eating fried food!

I promise I'll start my diet tomorrow!

Welp, so much for losing weight...

I guess she needs more coaching...

Plus-Sized Elf