Monument

He should buy a fucking carton of cigarettes if he needs to smoke the whole way.

Good evening!

What a dark hole!

What's your name?

Mariusz.

Lend me 2 zlotys.

It's impossible to win.

But I am always lucky.

Really? I wish I were too.

- Dinosaur? - Yeah.

Where are you from?

From Pabianice.

Oh fucking shit!

Fuck!

Give me 2 more!

OK, guys! The smoking break is over.

Please, get back on the bus. Our journey continues.

Let me just finish the cigarette, please.

- I'll drink it up and we can go. - 2 more minutes, OK?

- Excuse me! - Quiet, please!

I'd like to make a toast.

'Cos we don't know each other and I'd like to change that.

Here's to our internship!

...erm... I wish y'all good luck!

...erm... and good luck!

...and... erm...

Oh, no! He popped another one!

- To our cooperation! - Here's to life enjoyment!

- Shut up! - Fine!

OK

This is gonna be the first recording.

Once I had a fever...

... I had a fever...

...a fever.

I had once...

I had once a fever.

And I had...

I had once a...

Shit!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

We're here, I guess...

It's cold.

Has anyone seen the driver?

The driver, anyone?

No... come on... must be smoking somewhere.

So, you see...

If you smoke the whole way, you shit later on.

You think we can open it?

I think we can't.

Beautiful!

I heard they had a swimming pool.

What did he say?

Is there a swimming pool?

So, 2 hours of sleep and...

Stand in a line!

Done?

Number off, please!

- One. - Two.

- Three. - Halt!

From the left, please!

- One. - Two.

- Three. - Halt!

Hands out of your pockets!

Turn it off!

1, 2, 3, 4...

5, 6...

7, 8, 9...

Wipe it off!

- 10, 11... - Take it out!

- 12... - Start all over again!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5...

6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13...

14, 15, 16, 17...

18, 19.

Someone's missing.

- That guy is his friend. - No, you are! Homo!

Excuse me.

I think one guy is missing...

... he was wearing a red hoodie.

Fuck, he wasn't on the bus this morning.

He must have run away.

But he was with us at night so he must be somewhere.

Fine.

Your friend has just lost his chance to get a credit and pass.

If you don't treat this internship seriously, you won't pass it.

Customers stay in this hotel.

Customers not guests! Because they pay for their stay here.

So, this is neither fun nor even studying.

Spit it out!

Spit it out!!!

You are not students of hospitality any more.

And no allowances will be made for you here.

Do you understand? You're staring like halfwits.

Each of you will attempt every single job available here.

The reception, the laundry room...

the room service, the kitchen, the spa... and so on and so forth.

But there are things you must do jointly.

As a group.

- For example maintenance work. - What do you mean by that?

Will you shut your trap?

Or you want to keep swaggering about how important you are.

I'm sorry.

So maintenance work for the whole group.

After working hours but as the daily workload.

For example clearing the area around the old dumpsters...

cleaning the old bathrooms near the pedestal...

or cleaning the boiler room.

Additionally, you're going to wait on tables at events such as:

wedding, First Communion and funeral receptions.

The most important lesson for today - you serve from the right and you clear from the left.

So now you'll be drawing your name tags.

- What do you mean by drawing, because... - Oh, fuck off!

Excuse me, I don't want to swagger or anythng...

but all our name tags have 'Pawel' on them.

And we all have 'Ania' on ours.

Stand in a line!

Customers just don't care about your actual names.

They’re utterly insignificant.

No-one's going to learn your actual names whatever they may be.

They're simply not important!

And that's just my inner joke.

Pin them on!

On the right hand side!

I meant... right from my perspective.

'Let's not be afraid of having fun!'

'Gentlemen, invite ladies to dance!'

'That's beautiful.'

Sasha, the groom is...

going to say a few important words...

that he has prepared for us...

meanwhile, our skillful servers will bring glasses...

and champagne in a moment.

Let's give Sasha some applause!

Good!

This is for...

Thanks, mom!

This is for my friends...

I'm no longer a bachelor for you...

For you I'm dead.

Brother!

Goodbye, my friend, goodbye

My love, you are in my heart.

It was preordained we should part

And be reunited by and by.

no handshake to endure.

Let's have no sadness - furrowed brow.

There's nothing new in dying now

Though living is no newer.

'Bravo!'

Thank you very much!'

'How to pull a crocodile out of water? I have no idea, it shouldn't bother us.'

And now the wedding cakes!

Come on!

Here comes the table!

Can the Happy Couple come up here, please?

And here is our first wedding cake!

Just one of many.

'Bravo!'

'Everybody to the dance floor!'

'Let's enjoy the night!'

- Those two boxes as well. - OK.

Ewww!

Oh, shit!

- No! - Just one!

OK, lock the door!

Give me a bag!

- Slowly! - Why?

Let me show you a trick.

You pulverize the flint...

- Flint? - Yes.

Take this!

You take it out...

You lick the cigarette...

You coat it in this...

Magic for the poor.

My old man taught me that.

When I was born he didn't give a shit about me.

- Neither did mine! - Nor mine.

When he saw me smoking he went mad...

and he...

he brought a pack of cigarettes...

- Look at her! - How can you smoke like that?

I just can.

Look what the customer's got here!

Do you think it's his better half?

An auntie.

Her boobs are hideous!

Give it to me!

Take a deep drag into your lungs or else you waste the cigarette.

As if...

"Fuck, mom is coming!"

As if you were scared.

So, when my old man caught me smoking he went so mad...

he brought a bucket...

he put down a pack of cigarettes... a bottle of water...

and he made me smoke one cigarette after another... and wash them down with water

just to make me throw up...