The Amazing World of Gumball

Ugh!

What is that?

I don't know.

Making food without Mom is hard.

Everything in this fridge is so outdated.

Hashtag Hashbrowns?

Ugh! Is this dressing blue and black?

Looks white and gold to me.

Dude, look.

I think the next thing to expire is Dad.

So I had to hardwire the gradient system

so I could localize aeration effectively.

The polarizing magnetic output had to be...

Dude, I think this used to be milk.

Five, four, three, two...

Dad, what was that?

The five-second rule.

It is the fundamental rule of the galaxy

and the code by which I live

to eat any food left on the floor

within five seconds.

After that, it is lost forever.

Dad, that milk was rotten.

- -Oh, be quiet.

Expiration dates are

more of a loose suggestion anyway.

Now, go on, honey. What were you saying?

Well, basically, this device can give organic matter

the ability to intelligently...

Sorry. What was that?

It gives organic matter the...

Sorry, you were saying?

Ah, forget it.

I'll just show you.

Water me!

Or give me death.

Whoa!

Truly horrifying.

-Here, let me try. -Gumball!

We are many.

We are colony, so we shall rise.

-Whoa! -Ooh!

Let's see what this hot dog bun is thinking about.

It won't work on that.

-It's not organic. -Said so on the packaging.

Why are you trying to silence the hot dog?

No! Give it back!

What secrets does it have on you?

Dad, you ate my invention!

Aww! Sorry, honey.

It was the five-second rule.

It's okay.

I guess I was foolish to expect you

to understand what I made anyway.

-Anais, I'm sorr-- -

- -I understand, Anais.

Hello there.

Well, that's new.

I've heard some disturbing sounds

come out of Dad's gut

but this... this...

Actually, this doesn't break the top three.

Wow. The device.

-Uh-- -It-It must have...

Combined with the stomach lining

causing the exogenous contrast agents

to amplify even further?

Y-Yeah. How did you know?

Your father's eating habits

have exposed me to so many digestive challenges

that my intellect far exceeds that of a regular stomach.

Uh, you're welcome?

And now, thanks to you, Anais, I have a voice.

Uh, how come it's not muffled though

like the device is inside the stomach?

I'm utilizing the acoustics of two of your dad's orifices.

-One is-- -Uh...

I don't think we need to know.

Anais, I think your invention is incredible

and I'd love to run some further tests.

Let's enjoy a day full of intellectual activities.

-I'd love to! -That is

if it's okay with your father.

Uh... Well...

Please, Dad, please?

Uh...

Anything for my girl.

I think that's checkmate.

Whoa! I've never seen

the Albin Counter done so effectively.

Ah, I mean, you kind of had me at D5.

You guys have to help me.

This new dad is so smart

he's going to take Anais away from me.

How would he take her away from you?

Not actually. It's just like in a feelings kind of way.

Like, you know, like--

I wish there was a word for this.

It's "metaphorically."

You mean to say I'm metaphorically

taking your daughter away from you.

Well, I'm fling flong flabbibly not gonna let that happen.

Dad, uh, "metaphorically" is a real word.

Oh. What do I do?

Why don't you prove you are smart

-by beating them? -Hmm.

I'm here to take you down, evil king!

[grunting, imitating explosions]

Uh...

-Checkmate? - Hmm.

I think they called that one "the Fool's Gambit."

- -

[playing experimental jazz music]

Hey, Anais, how about a snack break?

The only break we need

is from that cavernous appetite of yours.

Hey, don't talk to the top of our dad like that

-weird lower Dad. -Hmph!

Guys, what do I do?

I can't play this weird trumpet thing.

Dad, just imagine it's like the TV remote.

You're watching Monster Trucks Makeover.

Then you switch over to Blind Baking Boxers

then over to the cartoon channels

then back in time to Season 17 of Snog Island.

Oi, babe. Did you snog him?

Did you snog him though?

Hmm?

Um, excuse me. Can you keep it down?

We're trying to play here.

Oh, I thought you were just warming up.

Dad, we're playing improvisational jazz.

Yes, and Anais was playing

some of the most intricate formations

I've ever heard before someone interrupted.

It's okay. Let's just take it from the top.

Yes.

Let's take it from the top.

I'm so hungry.

I've never gone this long without...