Teen Wolf

- It's called the kenema. - Killing may be its only purpose.

It's fast, remarkably strong,

and has the capacity to render its victims essentially

helpless within seconds.

- It doesn't know what it is. - Or who.

It's you.

What is wrong with you? It's like you're immune.

I want to know why it didn't work. What's happening?

- Are you the yearbook photographer? - I just take pictures.

- Just Lacrosse, or other things? - Anything that catches my eye.

You know who it is?

But I think it knew me.

More.

No, I said don't help me!

Don't help you as in don't spot you, or as in let the bar crush your throat?

I should be able to do twice that.

On the moon maybe.

I'm hitting the shower.

If I come back and you're lying dead, I'm taking the Porsche.

Thanks.

Any time.

What happened to you on the full moon?

What? Nothing.

Nothing happened.

You're lying.

Wait.

I can prove it.

I taped myself.

You taped yourself?

It was the full moon. While you were curled in the corner

having an existential crisis about turning into a monster,

I was preparing for the so-called gift your big, bad Alpha promised me.

And what did I get? Nothing.

You want proof?

Let me get the video.

I have a better idea.

What is that?

You know, Jackson...

you've always been kind of a snake.

And everyone knows

a snake can't be poisoned by its own venom.

You're still a snake.

Just not the one we're looking for.

You're still gonna have to do one more thing for us.

Actually...

for me.

So now you're telling me that you didn't see

Isaac and his father arguing before the murder?

Not exactly.

Not exactly or no?

Because when it comes to the law, there's a fairly large divide

between not exactly and no.

If not exactly were sitting in this chair, then no would be somewhere

in the middle of the pacific ocean, drowning next to my career.

So what's it gonna be.

Not exactly or no?

Crap.

Dude, I just talked to my Dad, who just talked to Jackson,

and I've got really terrible, horrible, very very bad news.

I think I already know.

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S02E05 VENOMOUS

THE BISOUNOURS PRESENT

I only found one thing called the kenema.

It's a Were-jaguar from South America that goes after murderers.

- That thing was not a Jaguar. - And I'm not exactly a murderer.

If you did see it kill somebody, which is why it tried to kill you.

And it's still trying to kill you, it won't stop until you're dead.

Sometimes I really begin to question this "friendship."

It took forever,

but I found a program that can recover your video.

- I'll run it this afternoon. - Let me know when it's done.

So Derek wants this done during chemistry?

If it's Lydia, I'm gonna kill that bitch.

- We have to test her first. - Kenema.

Testicle left and right.

What the hell is a kenema?

Listen up. A quick warning before we begin our review.

Some of you, like McCall, might want to start their own study groups,

because tomorrow's midterm is so profoundly difficult.

I'm not even too sure I could pass it.

I need a volunteer at the board to answer the first question.

Who's got it? Come on, let's go, buddy.

Paralyzed from the neck down.

- Do you know what that feels like? - I'm familiar with the sensation.

Wait.

Why would Derek test you? Why would he think that it's you?

- How should I know? - Do they think it's Lydia?

I don't know, all I heard was her name and something about chemistry.

Do you have something you want to share with the class?

Just an undying admiration for my coach.

That's really kind of you.

Now shut up!

Shut it!

Anybody else?

- How do we know it's not her? - I looked into the eyes of that thing.

What I saw was pure evil.

And when I look into Lydia's eyes, I only see 50% evil.

Maybe 60.

But no more than 40 on a good day.

That's not a very good argument.

I'm aware of that, but I swear it's not her.

It can't be, all right?

Lydia's fine.

Anybody else want to try answering?

This time in english?

What is that, greek?

Actually, I think it is english.

Derek is not gonna kill her without proof.

So he tests her like with Jackson. But when and where?

I think here and now.

Einstein once said

"Two things are infinite:

"the universe and human stupidity,

"and I'm not sure about the universe."

I myself have encountered

infinite stupidity here.

So to combat

the plague of ignorance in my class,

you're going to combine efforts through a round of group experiments.

Let's see if two heads are indeed better than one.

Or in Mr Stilinski's case

less than one.

Erica, take the first station. You'll start with...

I didn't ask for volunteers.

Put your hormonal little hands down.

Start with Mr McCall.

All right, next two.

Whatever you're thinking about doing, wait.

- Give me a chance to talk to Derek. - Why don't you talk to me instead?

That's funny.

You guys act like you're broken up, but she's all over you.

I don't know what you're talking about.

If I were Allison,

I'd be wanting you...

all the time.

Never? You never get jealous?

Why would I?

Because of that thing happening over there.

That requires some jealousy.

- You're not my type. - I'm exactly your type.

Switch.

Listen to me.

Don't talk to Erica or Isaac.

Why?

Let's go, girls. Next station.

Trust me, all right?

If you harm one strawberry blonde hair on her head,

I'm gonna turn your werewolf ass into a fur coat

and give it to her as a birthday present.

Really?

I've never actually been

to one of her big invite-only birthday parties.

- I did ask her out once though. - Sounds like a heartfelt story.

- I'm gonna pass, thanks. - It was the first day of freshman year.

You thought everything was gonna be different, but she said no.

She even laughed.

Told me to come back when the bike I rode

had an engine, not a chain.

Unrequited love's a bitch.

Maybe you should write about it.

Channel all that negative energy.

I was thinking I'd channel it into killing her.

I'm not very good at writing.

And switch.

If you're trying to test my patience, Mr Stilinski...

I guarantee it'll be a failing grade.

What are you gonna do to her?

Don't you think the better question is what's she going to do to us?

I have to say...

You guys are cute together.

But you know,

I've always had this feeling like...

I'm a little psychic.

I don't think you're going to last.

You think you can hurt me by sliding your hand up his thigh?

Would you like it better if it were your thigh?

Come on.

Girl fight in lab.

It'll be hot.

Time.

If you've catalyzed the reaction correctly,

you should be looking at a crystal.

For the part of that last experiment I'm sure you'll all enjoy...

You can eat it.

What?

Nothing.

Derek's outside waiting for Lydia.

- Waiting to kill her? - If he thinks she's the kenema, yes.

- After what happened at the pool... - It's not her.

She didn't pass the test.

It can't be her.

It doesn't matter, because Derek thinks it's her.

So either we can convince him that he's wrong,

or we've got to figure out a way to protect her.