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Anybody want a beverage?

I have the thirst.

- Me too, yo. - A beverage sounds good, yeah.

How about some water?

Nah, no flavor.

Orange juice?

Bro, that's just fruit pretending to be a drink. Come on.

Milk?

I dare not drink the lactations of the dairy cow.

Maybe we got some lemonade dust packets up in here.

Oh, how about some tea?

How's am I supposed to drink a little bag with some dirt in it?

It's not dirt. Those are leaves.

Oh.

Uh...

How's am I supposed to drink a little bag with some leaves in it?

You don't drink the bag, dude.

You dunk it in some hot water.

Then all that leafy goodness

gets in there and you drink that.

Like the delicious hot water salad.

I like salad!

Then let's drink this tea, son!

What in the name of America the beautiful are you doing?

Oh, just drinking this hot salad water, yo.

He means tea.

I know what he means.

What I don't know is who brought it into the Tower!

- I don't know. - It was not the me.

Who? Answer me.

Calm down, dude. What's the big deal?

You were about to drink tea!

Tea!

The national beverage of Great Britain!

Do I really need to spell it out for you?

Yes.

It all started back in 1776...

Is this going to be a math story?

Quiet!

It all started back in 1776.

The British Empire once ruled the American colonies.

British soldiers could stay in anyone's house, anytime,

and the taxes were super unfair.

But worse than that,

everyone was forced to drink tea all the time.

- Soda was not allowed. - It was terrible.

Finally, George Washington

and the Founding Fathers had enough.

With the help of the mighty bald eagle,

and the Statue of Liberty,

they declared independence, and threw all the tea into the ocean.

Without their tea,

the British army didn't stand a chance.

And America could drink all the soda it wanted.

Of course, ever since their humiliating defeat,

the English have been working to regain control of the United States.

And that tea is their way in!

Robin, it's just a hot water salad.

It's treason! Treason, I say!

And I'm going to put it where it belongs!

Aw...

Forget the tea.

You're Americans.

You need something with a little sugar in it.

I suppose we will never enjoy the hot leaf water.

Yeah, I guess you're... Whoa! Look!

Where did it come from?

It is the sign.

We are meant to drink of the tea!

Uh, I don't know, guys.

This is kind of suspicious.

What if Robin was right?

Oh, come on.

When has we ever been warned about doing a thing,

and then that thing ended up being bad and getting us in trouble?

Come to think of it, I can't think of it.

- Can't think of a single time. - Yeah, I got nothing.

So, let's drink this tea, yo.

Hmm.

Yeah, there's really not a lot of flavor in this.

Oh, it may taste like nothings,

but it sure makes me feel

like a dude of international situations.

True, and the soggy leaf bag is quite the special treat.

Care for some more?

Oh, why not?

Good morning, Titans.

'Ello, Robin.

Did you forget the "h" in hello?

Join us. We are watching the telly.

Telly?

Who calls the TV a telly? Oh, no.

Cyborg, what are you making for breakfast?

Bacon, eggs, toast, hash browns.

Good. Good, good, good.

An all-American way to start the day.

And over here, you got your black pudding,

baked beans, mushrooms and a half a tomato.

That's a full English breakfast!

You drank the tea!

- Of course we drank the tea. - But I threw it in the ocean.