Jane the Virgin

Here we go, friends.

As you know, Jane still loved Rafael,

but she was trying to move on, so they could focus

on being good co-parents, which was important

because Mateo was recently diagnosed with ADHD.

And they had to figure out how to best help him.

Medication is a lifelong decision

and he is so young, and I just...

Jane, I agree.

We should try other options first.

Yeah, not an easy decision.

And speaking of decisions, Jane had decided to move in

to her own apartment.

I just think it's time for the next phase of my life.

Also entering the next phase...

Poor Petra.

See, J.R. broke up with her and moved to Houston,

but at least Petra got her other ex back.

What will it take for you to come back to me?

Triple my salary.

Yep. Her old assistant Krishna.

And I want a lunch hour every day.

And in other great news, Xo found out

she was cancer-free.

Oh. Thank God. I'm so happy.

But he was less happy about this:

Finally. We can be together.

So Rogelio set River straight.

Let me make this perfectly clear,

I love my wife.

I don't want to have sex with you,

I have never wanted to have sex with you.

Unfortunately,

hell hath no fury

like River Fields scorned.

He loves me not...

he will pay.

So let's see what happens next.

When Jane Gloriana Villanueva was six years old,

she was in her first musical.

Here comes her solo.

Oof. Yeah, turns out, it was also her last.

Because that voice was a deal-breaker.

Today's my first rehearsal for the musical.

But, hey, maybe musical talent skips a generation?

I know, it's so exciting. And take it from me, Mateo,

your first school musical is an experience you'll never forget.

And can never un-hear.

I'm gonna be a tree,

and I'm in the forest.

My costume needs to be brown and green,

so can you make me a costume that's brown and green?

On it. You are gonna be brown and green from head to toe. Huh?

I also have to learn lines and a dance.

Then we will practice until you got it cold.

And on opening night,

I will be in the front row cheering on

the best tree in Miami.

Now come on, let's see those branches.

Go get the rest of your things for school, my little star.

Laundry. Yes.

"Laundry in unit."

You hate the way I fold.

Rafael told me to make a list

of all the things I absolutely need for an apartment.

I'm meeting with him later today

to go over his available listings.

Mm. You know how the old saying goes.

First comes love, then almost-marriage,

then platonic friendship

and then he's your real estate agent.

Sorry.

Yes.

Carpet is a deal-breaker. Ugh.

I hope Raf can find me something with all these must-haves.

I must have biked 20 miles today.

After three weeks of daily spin classes,

I was finally able to get through

every set of jumps again.

I'm so happy for you, Xiomara.

Just don't overdo it. You've hardly sat still.

I'm just soaking up life, now that I can.

Now, me and my heavyweight hamstrings

are gonna take a shower, then I've got lunch

with some girlfriends I haven't seen in a while.

Sounds great.

Are you okay, babe?

- You tossed and turned all night. - It's River.

- She's driving me crazy. - Wha... I thought you said

- she was being really nice lately? - Exactly.

It's been weeks since I rejected her,

and she has yet to retaliate.

Maybe that means she's over it?

Xiomara, my-my sweet, naive wife.

Of course she's not over it.

She is biding her time,

plotting her revenge.

Is there any chance you're being paranoid?

Not at all. Just ask Rudy.

Cupcake?

Why, thank you.

Taste this, see if it's poisoned.

Rudy was sick for a week.

Doesn't he have a gluten allergy?

- So he says. - He does.

Rogelio, I obviously don't like River.

But I don't think she's poisoning you for rejecting her.

Well, then, you're playing right into her unusually large hands.

It's just that you have a tendency to get carried away.

Oh, do I? Do I?

Maybe that's a quality you should mention

when you give my eulogy

right after River poisons me to death.

I'm taking a shower.

Try to relax.

He looks relaxed.

Okay, hold up one second. Mateo,

you are a tree, you are not a rock.

Would you please stand up and join the rest of the forest?

Okay, from the top. Five, six, seven, eight.

And we're singing.

Let me hear my trees! I'm not a tree,

I'm a helicopter.

You killed the trees.

Mateo ruins everything.

He made a complete mess of everything.

I mean, all the temps were bad, but the last one took the cake.

Literally. I had a birthday cake on my desk, and he took it.

That does seem gratuitous.

Anyway, here.

I need you to take care of this list.

Are you forgetting something?

Please.

I don't do dry cleaning anymore.

Fine. I'll take that off the list.

But can you get started, um, on the other things?

Please?

Happy to.

Also, I have something to tell you.

It's bad news.

But before I tell you,

remember what we discussed.

I am just the messenger.

Yes, of course. Whatever it is, I will remember my manners

and I won't take it out on you.

Milos called. He wants to sell the hotel.

What?!

Sorry.

Can you elaborate?

He said he owns two-thirds

of the hotel and can sell at any time without your approval.

Well, that's ridiculous.

I need you to schedule a visitation at the prison.

Already done.

Thank you.

You're welcome. I'll get started on that list.

Here's the list.

All my must-haves for the apartment.

And, if you look on the back,

you'll find a list of all the deal-breakers.

Which, judging by your face, is possibly a bit extensive.

I can revise it.

No, no, it's... it's not that.

The list, it's a good list.

So what's wrong?

Mateo got kicked out of the musical

for disrupting rehearsal.

Kicked out? What did he do?

What didn't he do?

He's lying down, he's getting up, he's screaming.

He's really struggling, Jane. I saw him.

I think we should consider medication.

We have been trying and trying, and holistic isn't helping.

And it's starting to affect things in a big way.

We said we'd give it another month.

I don't need another month to see that it's not working.

We can't just put him on meds because of one bad day.

It's not one bad day. There's a pattern here.

We're getting ahead of ourselves.

- Jane... - Medication is a serious decision.

- I know that it's serious. - There can be side effects.

Which we'll monitor, but it could also be

really good for him.

Can we please just give it a little more time?

I'll talk to his teacher, I'll get him back in the play.

Uh, we can reevaluate in a couple weeks?

Please?

All right.

He was so excited about the play.

Ugh, I know. I was, too.

Ah, I just hate to see him struggle.

I know.

Am I interrupting?

Jane, this is Julie. Julie,

this is Jane.

Oh, Jane. Hi, I've heard a lot about you.

Oh? Uh, do you work in the office?

Wha... no.

Rafa and I are dating.

Rafa?