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Ramaiya are you coming? Ramaiya are you coming?
I'm going to Airport I'm going to see my Son
Why clock is running slowly?
Even my watch is running slowly
Nothing is going slow you're the one who's going fast
Am I Fast?
Yes, because of my son's arrival, I don't know what to do.
Then, be ready with the "Welcome" before Vijay comes
Okay sir
Tell the boy and make everything for Vijay to take his bath
Shall I go to the Airport?
Check him
We should only do the checking
Metal detector Don't you know even this?
What is that sound coming from your pocket?
This one, sorry Officer this is a horse footwear
It punctured my TVS-50
So I'm going to take this to the Consumer Court
File a case on the Corporation
Go and File
I checked whether you're working properly or not. Catch it
Iguana, lift this rusted wiper
Sit down.
Hi Dad, What you have come before me?
Vijay is coming, isn't? If the flight comes before?
All Flight comes only in the forward direction
It goes backwards only if reverse gear is applied
Fool!!
Don't know who she is? Why are you calling that girl as Aunty
What if we don't know her Now let us know about her
I'll introduce her to you
This is my Friend's Father I fondly call him Daddy
In the same way, shall I call you Aunty?
Aunty...
How was the Journey?
Dad, why are you looking like that?
Why have you become so lean?
Stop Kidding, Dad. Whoever stands besides you looks Lean
Started Joking as soon as you've arrived, let's go
To whom is that for?
Who know that you will be coming alone
Even a Guy who goes to foreign for 10 days comes with an extra Fitting
You were in the Foreign permanently
I thought you would come along with someone Pregnant
But he has not come like that
Because he is your Son he has come alone.
Hello Boss, I am Stepny, I've joined as a driver for your Daddy
Before he had worked as Captain in Titanic & just resigned his job
Being a driver why are you making such a fuss?
Start the car and switch on the A/C
I won't put A/C for useless Guys
Look sir, he is telling me useless
Don't bother... keep the Luggages in the dicky & go
Hi Vijay, Uncle speaking
When did you come?
I came only by this morning How are you?
Is Sowmya not there?
How are you?
I won't speak with you.
Why... Why won't you talk?
Because I want to give a surprise to you Why are you getting tensed?
No, Souwms, I'm very tired, let me take rest. I'll meet you tomorrow.
I can't keep working for this family anymore
I'm the one who earns hardly through job
You people are living happily without thinking about me?
You stop talking like this
Or else, you'll suffer a lot in your in-law's house
As if you have been like a Queen in your in-law's place, & I'll not!
We've already got debts for twenty soverigns & got you married
You didn't stay for much time at your in-law's house
You've come back saying that you've Heart problem, wanted to be operated
I cannot bear the burden of the entire family.
I am not a money-machine or a wood which has no feelings!
I'll marry and lead a life with whom I like the most.
I'll be happy like everyone with my family, child, husband & my life
Oh! Sister!!
Mother, Have I ever said that I'm working for this family all these days?
You are allowing her to speak? Am I living for myself?
No Priya, when did she listen to us? She is so naughty.
Priya, After you leave she tortures by imitating like you.
Lie... Lie... You're always liar Why are you complaining?
Priya, She is scolding me.
No, sister
I myself have been watching You for some days!
Sister, what shall we do?
Right from today, ask her to do all the world for one week.
No, No, I can't do all these works.
Why? You know to imitate like Priya but can't do the house hold works?
You're here only for that.
Then, Am I a servant?
Look sister, She is slapping me while talking.
Very nice... chasing is very nice.
You said that you've come to your mother's place for Heart operation!
And here you're practising running like P. T Usha's sister.
Come in, Uncle
Don't call me as uncle, call me as a fool.
Because your family members have sealed as fool.
Do you've idea of doing the Heart operation & sending to my house?
Don't get angry, Son-in-law.
In this situation, we are not in a position to do the operation
You don't talk, you shouldn't talk
Anybody in this house can talk You're a cheating mother-in-law
Don't talk unnecessarily, Please
She is my sister. I know how to do the operation.
I can bear whatever the cost is
We'll inform you after the operation & take her with you.
I'm giving you 1 month time.
Finish the operation & sent her to my house within the time!
Or else, I'll send the divorce notice ask her to sign & send it.
Dad, you seem to be very busy with your business, coming so late?
What to do, Son?
I'm solely after the Production Factory & Office
Even 24 hrs a day is not enough for me, what to do?
Doctor has severly warned me
You should not take even a drop of sugar & whisky
If you take, it will become poison to your body
If I take it...
Your father will be dead!!
No... You take it
When you're having so much problems why do you work hard?
Forget about the works, And why don't you get relaxed?
If you take over all the charges, from this minute your dad is relaxed.
Oh! Daddy! Your stomach is full of ideas.
Are you Joking?
Do you want even me to take over the business & lead a tensed life?
What's wrong in this?
Dad, you've developed your father's property do you want me to do the same?
If we continue doing like this, who is going to spend & enjoy?
Scotch is your favorite brand, why do you want to earn without tasting 1 sip of it?
I don't want to do the same mistake like you, in my life.
Till the time I can enjoy I'll enjoy!
At the time of work, I'll work hard that's my policy.
Vijay, lf you talk like this without Responsibility.
Dad, if possible, try to follow me
The Korean company have asked for the quotation.
I told you to sent the reply fax to them. Have you sent it?
I forgot it, Uncle
You're the guy who is not even fit for the job of peon.
Since you are my relative I've given you the post of Manager.
You're increasing my Blood pressure.
He is not doing whatever is given to him.
Sir, I have sent the fax for that quotation.
For your sincerity, I think I can make you as the Manager.
Excuse me, don't give any call to me for sometime.
Sir, I've sent the fax, then why are you still tensed?
Then, what to do?
I've been telling you that my son Vijay would come from States
I would handover the factory & business to him & get relaxed
But, at present, I think that's not possible
why sir, Hasn't he come?
He has come but he refused to come to the factory.
He said that this is the age for enjoyment and he would enjoy.
And at the time of work he will work hard.
He is also advising me to follow him, if possible
I don't know at which club he is now & What he is doing
New world is youngster's choice
No Tension, No BP, My style is to be happy
Every Day is a cocktail party come on share with me.
It is all joy come on share with me
We are always in the jolly mood
It is a suitable border for the youth
Heaven is here come on share with me
Share with me in the song and pop
Michael Jackson's latest album share with me
Sunday on the Sliver beach
Monday at the Night club
Tuesday on the finishing launch
Daily we need a change
Sky is here share with me
Free bird is my life
There are no speed breakers
There are many ways for me
I'll live happily
We've here to live, share your love with me
It's all time He is already like Anbae Vaa MGR style
They're telling him not to fall & taking him safely
I am walking like"Adimai Penn"MGR no one cares about me
It's alright, Comedian is a Comedian
Is he your dad?
If I take two beers you are also my dad
Beer? Do you think what you do is nice?
Just because it's nice, I drank it.
Roaming all throughout the day where were you been all night?
To heaven, Uncle, Foreign drink... Foreign girls... Thanks Vijay
Next time I'll take you, Uncle!
Will I take him without you?
Next time if you take him to such places I'll break your teeth
BP will go up for you Beer will go down for me
I'll kick you...
Sir, your son's activities are bad. Get him married soon
My son told me that he & your daughter Jayanthi are loving each other
Now a days, which girl or boy asks permission to get married?
It was difficult for me to convince and get her.
Since he has finished his degree, If you give 75 sovereigns gold
And if you give 2-3 lakhs and a santro car We'll fix the marriage at any time
Give 2 months time, I'll arrange for everything we'll fix
Okay. You first arrange for all those things
Then we will fix the marriage, Bye...
Priya, We are already struggling to pay the monthly rent
How will we arrange those things... within 2 months?
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