Life Is Wild

You look hot in cleats.

You might not think that

when I'm scoring for the other team.

It's cute that you wanna play.

Cute?

I'm actually very good at soccer.

It's a charity game-- the charity being

the boys will even let the girls touch the ball.

You don't think the girls can beat the boys?

Men's soccer is a serious sport here.

And so is women's soccer.

Back home, we won the gold in the Olympics,

and now we're ranked number one in the world.

But you're not back home.

Oh... (mutters)

Thank you so much for staying with us,

and have a safe trip home.

Thank you, we had a wonderful time.

And be sure to wear your hats out there.

The sun gets hot. We have a cooler

with water in the jeep.

It's very, very important

to stay hydrated.

We're going to the airport, not on a pilgrimage to Mecca.

Um...

Ntatu, aren't you missing someone?

He wasn't on the plane.

What do you mean he wasn't on the plane? I held up

the sign with his name, and waited until everybody got off.

No one came up to me.

So, you're not gonna believe this, but Oliver just said

that the girls can't beat the boys.

Um, because we don't.

Girls have never beaten the boys.

Come on, guys, it's not about winning or losing.

It's for a very important cause

that helps underprivileged kids get an education.

Plus,

we get to hang out with the guys

all day and watch them get all sweaty.

You know, maybe if we just take it a little more seriously

we could actually-- Katie, guys don't like girls

who beat them.

Especially Oliver. Mmm.

He's sickly

competitive. I should know.

I dated him for two years.

Yeah, he is super competitive,

he gets it after our dad.

Well, that's stupid.

It's just a game.

Whatever you say, sweetie.

A little help.

You said

you were good, you didn't say you could go pro.

Surprise!

Told you.

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I definitely don't wanna be a vet. Why not?

You're great with animals.

Yeah, but too much school.

I still have no idea what I wanna be when I grow up.

Well, I tell you what.

Luckily you've got a number of years

to sort that out.

Um, I need to know by Thursday.

That's when my paper's due.

"What Do You Wanna Be When You Grow Up?"

Two pages. Single-spaced.

Ooh, single-spaced.

Yeah.

I feel your pain, Chase.

Here you go.

Jesse.

Didn't think I'd ever see you here again.

Well, I've thought about it, and I'd like to get my job back.

I take responsibility

for everything that I did.

I was an idiot for lying about my age,

and lying to you was...

Jesse, you know it's not up to me.

Ah, the American boy is here.

Remember, Mbali, the boy's underage, so no alcohol for him.

I'd like to get my job back.

Really?

Why should I give you your job back?

Well...

I've already screwed up once,

so, the odds of me doing it again

are way down.

All right, look, I will bus every dish that I see,

I won't go behind the bar unless I am cleaning or restocking,

and I will never touch a bottle of alcohol--

or even a glass with it in it-- until I turn 18.

What do you think?

Should we give him his job back?

Well...

we haven't found a new busboy yet,

so...

Sure.

Why not?

Welcome back.

I'll put you on the schedule.

Great. But...

if you ever lie to me,

or any of my employees,

you won't even get a glass of water from here.

Hear?

Yes, sir.

Any word from our missing guest?

Yes. He missed his commercial flight,

so he rented a small plane

and he's flying himself here.

Rich.

We should up the rates. Yeah.

Wait a second.

That couldn't possibly be him?

Is it? It's gotta be.

Well, he can't land here.

Well...

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soon as we... Oh, my God! Looks messy.

Stay back, stay back.

Hello, hello. Anyone there?

Danny, is he all right?

I can't even see him.

There's no one in there.

G'day.

I'm James.

James

Hasbrooke.

And that was not my best landing.

Yeah, it was almost your last landing.

Are you okay?

Some minor damage to my ego, but I'm a fast healer.

And don't worry, I'll pay to have the plane removed.

What time's dinner?

I'm starving.

Thanks for the lift.

One of the many perks

of dating a guy with his own car.

And what would the other perks be?

You will have to find out for yourself.

So, are you sure you're okay with us playing

against each other? Yeah.

If you're okay with the girls losing. Ha.

You know, some guys might feel very threatened

by a girl who can play sports.

Especially losing to a team of them.

Well, I'm not some guy. And we're not gonna lose.

We'll see.

We will.

Bye. Bye.

I've never stayed in an eco-lodge before.

We don't have any in Australia.

There's one in Peru.

And there's one in Costa Rica in a rainforest.

You know, you can actually go inside an active volcano.

You ever been inside a volcano? Can't say that I have.

I want to do that.

No, you don't.

And you never will.

So, James,

you're an inventor?

Adventurer.

Entrepreneur. Inventor.

You've ever heard of the Hasbrooke? You created

the Hasbrooke bearings? Yeah.

Changed the art of skateboarding.

That was my "Eureka!" moment.

"Eureka!" moment? Yeah.

Everybody has one.

It's that point in time when clarity comes,

you know, when you realize

who you are, what your purpose is.

Then it's up to you to decide

whether you're gonna seize it or not.

That's exactly what I need.

Hey, have you ever met Tony Hawk?

Met him?

I've been in his half-pipe down in Santa Monica.

How about Bam Margera? Mm-hmm.

Rodney Mullen?

Yeah.

Ryan Sheckler? Sure.

Shaun White?

I've nollied with all of them.

The average male hippo weighs 4,000 pounds.

Only the elephant is a larger land mammal.

What about, uh, Billy... My knowledge

of African game boring you?

No, no. Go on.

I want to see the best of what you've got.

Then take a look at that.

Oh, I have to get closer.

No, you don't.

Art, tell him why it's a bad idea.

They're unpredictable, aggressive