Lego Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles - Menace of the Sith

It's a trap!

Pilots: Let's go!

Step on it, slowpoke.

Come on, come on!

keep your pants on, you'll get there.

Palpatine: Comrades in evil,

I'd like to tell you that we are winning this war!

But I can't.

Because we're losing!

But, starting today, things are going to change.

The jedi and their ilk have outsmarted us for the last time.

"the jedi and their ilk have outsmarted us for the last time."

Wait, you can talk normally?

Only if imitating someone else, can I.

Not can do, wise other.

Okay.

Victory will be ours.

Now that we have created the ultimate weapon.

Jek-14!

I am ready to fight for the sith.

That's your ultimate weapon? A clone!

He's not just a clone. He's a sith clone!

You guys seem a little desperate.

And you seem a little fried.

Jek, show them what you've got!

Yes, master.

Hello, that's my theme song!

Can somebody say "diva"?

C-3po: Members of the jedi council,

I have a terrible confession to make.

I don't want to be a substitute teacher anymore.

I enjoy calling the role,

And I'm a dab hand at handing out worksheets.

It's not that I... It's these padawans.

They're always putting themselves in peril

And putting me there, too, and I can't stand it.

I'm destined for total meltdown.

Will you buzz off?

Worry no more.

We will transfer you to jedi temple food services.

That would be most acceptable.

But who will tend to the padawans

Whilst master yoda is away on his mission?

As it happens, we've already found the perfect substitute.

I can't believe they've stuck me

With this stupid babysitting job.

What would obi-wan say if he knew about this?

And you will learn your place, young one.

Come on, artoo, you took that out of context.

Substitute-teacher anakin, where are you taking us?

We're on a trip of discovery and contemplation

To a planet that has played a crucial role in jedi history.

Told you, it's hoth.

All: Aww...

Come on, hoth is great.

It's a little chilly, but it's exciting. I love it!

General skywalker, you're a great jedi,

But you're not a very good actor.

A bad feeling about this, I have.

Uh, yeah!

Pretty cool, huh?

There's only one jek now, but soon, we will have thousands of him!

Count dooku has perfected the art

Of instant clone cloning of clones.

Behold, the clone-amatic 11-38!

All: Ooh!

Sleek and practical,

Its twin-pods speed the transfer of genetic material

And the kyber crystal energy,

To make our sith clones the best in the galaxy.

Another great product of the lama su clone works of kamino.

All: Ooh!

Don't worry about jek, he'll be weak for a while,

But then he'll regain his strength.

So we can make an army of exact replicas of him.

Just like this one!

I am ready to fight for the sith!

That tickles!

What are you guys looking at?

Dooku!

We're still ironing out a few kinks.

Your kinks will be forever un-ironed, dooku.

What he said.

Jedi knights?

Now run away.

Roger, roger.

bad guys, do your stuff.

Prepare to join with the force, jedi.

Whoa!

My hair! (grunts)

oh...

Sith clone, attack!

You are really getting me steamed...

I've been waiting for this moment for a long time.

Boop. Whoa!

Not cool. So not cool.

No. No.

The oppression of the sith will never return, sidious.

No!

You have lost!

No, no, no, no, no...

You will be crushed!

Ha!

But not now, gotta go.

Palpatine: Hasta la bye-bye!

A coward, this sith lord is.

And a thief. He stole chancellor palpatine's shuttle.

Ha! You just don't get it, do you?

What get, we don't?

Oh, uh, nothing.

Well, that wasn't too hard.

Feel the power of the dark side.

I believe I may have spoken too soon.

Okay, we're here. Everyone off the bus.

Vaash ti: Hmm!

Come on, the cave is only 10 yards away.

You're not gonna freeze, I'll show you.

See, I'm out here and I'm okay...

that was one of a kind freak...

Meanwhile, obi-wan gets to have all the fun.

uh, little help?

Not a good time, this is.

Victory is ours!

Jek, finish him.

But, master, he is unarmed.

Spoken like a jedi.

But you are a sith! Now, finish him!

Made from a jedi crystal, you were.

The force runs through you.

Choose the light side, you still can.

I can?

As your master, I order you to finish him!

Yoda: Order you, I will not.

Ask you, I do. Choose your side.

Choose to join the jedi.

No, do as I say!

Yoda: The light side choose, you must.

Dooku: No, the dark!

Yoda: Light! Dooku: Dark!

Yoda: Light! Stop!

Huh? Huh?

I choose neither of you!

I'm sorry, what did you say?

I want to be me.

Uh, offer you that choice, I did not.

Go, you cannot!

Dooku: He's right!

Nobody does this.

Leave me alone!

Him, after!

After him!

Locked on him, we are.

Dooku: Hands off the merchandise!

he's mine.

Get away from me.

Ah! A giant blue dog!

Grievous: To me, he looks more like an ant-eater.

Good-bye, forever.

That wasn't very funkadelic.

I love your robot arm, anakin.

Thank you for your help. I don't know what I'd do without you.

Always happy to assist.

And you shouldn't feel embarrassed at all.

I regularly get the padawans to behave

By letting them admire one of my cybernetic parts.

Anakin, imagine how cool it would be

If your whole body was like this?

How are things at the temple?

Rather too hectic for my liking.

What with the galaxy-wide search

For the escaped sith clone and all.

What? Oh, come on!

Master yoda has even had to resort

To hiring a bunch of bounty hunters.

I should be out there! Instead of stuck here on this snowball.

That arm is not for play.

Master ani, I'm terribly sorry, but I must get back to work.

My new position really keeps me on my toes... Oh!

Food-bot, I can't hunt down prey if my sandwich order is wrong.

Hey!

I distinctly ordered light mayo.