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Episode 2
Happy Tifanyee
10 years ago, I only liked big things. The best choice.
I thought the biggest diamonds were the kindest.
However, I now know very well that the size of the ring does not define a happy marriage.
Therefore, a ring for remarriage should be different.
Something that doesn't get old no matter how many times you look at it. No matter how long you have it, it doesn't seem like a burden, kind of ring.
Rolex. Rolex. We have Tiffany-style rings.
Noona, what do you need? Tell me. We have it all!
I don't buy fakes. Shoo!
When you're using fakes?
What? - A fake Hepburn! Look! Even your ring is fake!
Ah!
*gasp*
Ahjumma, mine is different from yours. This is the original Type A.
Forget it. It's not for sale.
Huh? Why is there such a childish ring on my finger?
Come to the district office right now.
You must be a witness for this historic moment.
I told you I have a very important meeting today that is coming up soon!
Let's take turns. Call Da Jung.
So you're saying you can't come right? Then just tell me your social security number.
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Hey!
You're here, oh!
Why are you suddenly getting married? You have a woman?
Of course. Room 1501. Shall I introduce you?
Wife!
Say hi, this is my friend.
Hello, I am Han Mi Mo.
I am Goo Hae Joon.
We wrote everything already. Just sign where it says "witness."
This teacher right here was trying to get married, but they said we need a witness.
So I said, "I can be the witness..." Did you write it?
You are part of an honorable moment that settles everything once and for all while still keeping my principles.
Teacher! Number 34!
I am getting married today!
Hello, Ma'am. I am getting married today.
Ahjusshi! I am getting married.
*giggle*
Hello there.
Would you marry me?
Absolutely!
Yeah! - Yeah!
Wow!
I got married? This doesn't make sense...
This doesn't make sense!
Hey, Soo Hyuk. I'll go bring the car, so stay up. Alright?
Ok! Staying still!
Honey! We are a really married couple starting now.
Of course. We are a couple recognized by the country of South Korea.
Wife. What should we do starting now?
A sweet honeymoon!
Honeymoon! Ok!
Let's go on a honeymoon!
Ring. Ring. Ring.
Ring?
Yeah. Wedding ring.
Today, the sea ate up my ring.
That useless sea!
Let's go and give it a spanking!
Mi Mo is getting sick. I feel sick because I drank too much alcohol.
Alright.
Just buy me a ring. A super big one.
Ok! Teacher. Give me everything starting from here to here. Give me everything!
How much is it huh?
Oh, my head.
Oh, you crazy...
What are your hobbies, Honey?
This.
Besides that.
This.
That's good, too.
But this... - Shall I help you, dear customer? What is your size?
75A... Root.
Excuse me? 75A root?
A really packed A.
Ah. Yes. One moment please.
What do you like, Honey? B? C?
I only liked A ever since I started school.
Ah! I don't know anymore.
I must be insane.
Alcohol is the enemy.
Song Soo Hyuk! Knock, knock! Song Soo Hyuk! Hey!
Where did this bastard go so early in the morning after causing this big mess?
Ah. I'm going crazy.
What is this? You married someone yesterday whose number you don't have?
Where is she?
She's not here.
This is a trap.This is a trap!
Ah. What should I do? Do I have to say something?
This is the Seoul Relationship Call Center.
Hi. I have something to ask.
Is there a way we can retract a marriage?
Are you talking about retracting a marriage?
Yes. I got married yesterday while I wasn't myself.
Please wait one moment please.
Thank you for waiting.
You must have been very surprised knowing you got married while you weren't yourself.
I will now inform you about your question about retracting a marriage.
Did one side fall for the other side?
Just let us get married! - Please let us...
Just let us! Let us do it, Teacher!
No. That is not the case.
Are you reporting this because the one side got married with you with evil intent?
No. The person seemed perfectly normal.
Was this marriage a scam or forced?
A scam? Forced? No.
Unfortunately, if you don't fall under those three categories, resolving this will not be possible.
Why? There is a more respectable reason than the three you mentioned.
I was out of my mind... No, wait...
It was where one's own initiative was completely blurred.
Isn't this a more serious reason?
My lovely Seoul citizen,
I am sorry, but if you don't fall under the three categories, handling this will not be possible.
Even though this may be hard to grasp, please go to your family law office and
just follow the procedure for divorce.
What? Divorce? You want me to get divorced again?
No. You can't. You can't.
You can't.
You can't. You can't.
*aggravated*
Song Soo Hyuk
The phone is... - Argh!
Do you think you can handle it? I'm going to love you like it's scary.
I like it the more intense it is.
Hey, Han Mi Mo. Open the door. Han Mi Mo!
Mom! This is the milk cow we saw at the farm.
The milk you drink with the cereal in the morning,
that milk is from a cow.
Didn't I warn you? Not to see each other again?
Why did you come to my house? Why did you come?!
You asked me why I came? You're the one who asked me to drink with you.
This is all the drinks' fault.
Are you really a reporter? Do you let go of your mind when you drink with your coworkers?
My limit is 3 shots of soju. You should have controlled your own drinking.
Did you not know my mind had left home since I got dumped with a 2-lined text yesterday?
Tell me the truth, you planned this, right? So that you could get married.
Are you shifting the responsibility here? You are the one who wanted to do crazy things.
You seduced me! You seduced me by tugging my compassion.
I didn't seduce you! I weren't that starving.
What do you mean that starving? I am in the top 1% bracket. Do you even know about my value?
Rating people is my work! How dare you discuss the top 1% bracket.
Rating?! Am I a dog, cow or pig?!
You're a cow.
Could it be... - Could it be what?
Could it be... - So, could it be what?
Did we?
No.
You know, right?
No...
Did you recall it? Did you remember?
You? - I don't...
I don't remember.
No. It's definitely not that.
There is no way I'd do the deed with this coordination...This isn't my taste.
It is mine! - It is your taste?!
So... You attacked me?!
I don't know!
But we each woke up in our own houses, right? Which means—
There is a good possibility nothing had happened.
100%.
That marriage registration. We need to take care of that first. Let's go to the City Hall and apologize.
I was told it won't work.
What?
I tried calling earlier and they said no.
He said we need to go through the trouble of divorce.
That, that, what does that mean?
So I am asking if you'd mind being the sacrificial lamb.
What sacrifice?
I am a woman and, to fess up, I married once before.
And I can't divorce twice. It will be a huge blow to my business.
This is a serious matter.
So?
She said it could be nulled if I married without knowing you had a malicious reason.
So if you could be the sacrificial lamb...
What sacrifice?
That you be a deviant.
Not long ago, I saw the news.
On their first night, she found out he was wearing an ankle bracelet.
During the interview, the attorney said their marriage can be nulled.
If we just tweak the story a bit...
Hey, Han Mi Mo!
Please cancel it. - Please cancel it.
You remember right? We're from last night.
Of course. You were so obnoxious.
I mean, we were obviously drunk.
How can you give permission to it?
We were in no condition to make a reasonable decision yesterday.
One of the most important decisions in our lifetime, how could you let us do that?
This is a critical error in this country's system!
I am really furious. Our marriage...
Please cancel it.
What?
You guys are quite rude people. You wanted me to acknowledge you yesterday.
And you are throwing a fit to make it nulled.
Customer #34.
We're getting married today.
We want to register.
Ta-da.
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