Maayavi (மாயாவி)

Go away... Wizard is coming.

Hey, bus has come. - Stop the bus...

Stop it man.

Welcome to Mahabalipuram sir. Welcome.

It's a good place in South. You've to see it, sir.

See this picture sir. It's very good.

Madam, see this.

This is ceramic elephant dolls.

I'll take you all over there place. It's a very good place.

Why is he hiding his face?

Sir, I am Sathyaraj, the great.

I am explaining wonderfully about this beautiful place. - No man.

Last year, we were in this place.

we met a really nice guy. A tourist guide.

What was his name?

It seems he has noted down his name in his book.

Balaiah. - What? - Where is Balaiah?

Balaiah?

Hey, they're asking about our man.

Balaiah...

Everyone in Tamil Nadu will have a good future.

Everyone in Tamil Nadu will have a good future.

It's my true statement.

You come here and admire Pallava's architecture near the seashore.

There are no good people here.

I am the grandson of great Pallavas.

I am the watchman of this place.

I don't know Tamil alphabets.

But I can speak four languages.

Everyone in Tamil Nadu will have a good future.

Pallavas were famous for their architectural splendour.

What did you do to prove your identity?

You're a dummy calf.

On the seashore standing the test of time.

It's standing tall as a testimony of time.

You're not looking good, despite having 2 eyes.

This foreigner is our relative.

I'll never say "Englishman quit India ".

I don't know Tamil alphabets.

But I can speak 4 languages.

Everyone in Tamil Nadu will have a good future.

I'm a girl from the place of rocks.

I will dance like top. I'll gather crowd with a glance.

I am a marksman Arjuna.

I'm courageous like Hanuman.

I am a Kattabomman, with pencil moustache.

These statues are my parents.

These rocks are the wombs of goddess earth.

We can see innumerable forms of art in these wombs.

I don't know Tamil Alphabets. But I can speak 4 languages.

I don't know Tamil Alphabets.

But I can speak 4 languages.

Everyone in Tamil Nadu.

Will have a good future.

Everyone in Tamil Nadu will have a good future. It's my true statement.

Admire the architectural works of Pallavas near the seashore.

There are no good people here.

I am the grandson of great Pallavas.

I am the watchman of this place.

I don't know Tamil alphabets. But I can speak 4 languages. Go man.

Okay friend... Thank you. How much you have?

100 plus? Okay, thank you.

Okay... Okay... thank you. - Take it... - see you next time.

Sheela sister.

A foreigner you've just Rs.5? How're you managing?

Thank you. - Thank you.

Please come next time.

Take this. No... thank you.

What more can I say about Mahabalipuram than this?

How much ever I shout and beg...

I am getting only around Rs.200. - It's all because of our people.

When these foreigners land in Tamil Nadu.

Our people will advice them not to give more than Rs.200 to us.

If they are not generous with guides,

how India will become a developed country then?

What's this?

Chain. - How did you get this?

That Italian girl presented it to me. - I never noticed.

Even that girl didn't notice it.

You're proving that you're "Thief Balaiah".

Sathyaraj, these foreigners are coming to India for the past 400 years.

They've stolen many things including Kohinoor diamond from here.

Our Government failed to recover it from them.

That's why, I'm slowly recovering things from them. - Great man.

You rub it nicely.

You steal a sovereign gold by rubbing it.

It's pure gold.

Where did you lift it from?

Rub only gold, not me.

It's a gift.

Gift?

I showed many places to that Italian girl. This is her parting gift.

What? - 'ltaly' sister.

Mrs. Sonia Gandhi's native place.

Not only that.

She said though highly talented why I am loitering here?

And she invited me to settle in Italy.

I replied her, I can't come leaving Kuppusamy Achari.

If you had told me, we both would've settled there.

Recently you had an hernia operation, hadn't you?

If you travel in flight, you may spoil your health.

Why're you telling this infront of her?

Here, take Rs.1,500.

Not enough.

Is this not enough for you to loiter around with this useless fellow?

If we had gone to a pawn broker, the rate would've been higher.

I recommended you to him, so that we may need your help in future also.

But you disappointed us.

Shut up man.

Give me Rs.500 more.

Am I going to buy Golden beach resort with your Rs.500?

You've borrowed a lot from me.

I thought of repaying your loan with this. - Let's see to it later.

What are you going to do with so much money?

On the 1 st day of film 'Ghilli', Balaiah distributed note books to children.

For the film 'Attakasam', he's distributing 'free meals'.

Hey blow whistle man.

Stop it.

Attention to all fans... Film is going to start now.

I request you to go silently and enjoy the film.

Ask about me all over the world.

I am a superman of this world.

The world fears me...

The world bows to me my gesture.

This boy from Mahabalipuram is a big torture for us.

You're right.

When 'Padaiyappa' film was running, you were on leave.

He brought a snake inside the theatre, do you know?

Tomorrow we're releasing film 'Adimaipenn'.

He'll tie a lion inside the theatre. Unbearable man.

What do you want man? - Half boil.

Hey, cut the metre.

Murugesh, heat whatever you have.

Are they all your men?

Certainly.

I will spend crores of money to satiate people's hunger.

If it isn't sufficient, I'll borrow from world bank.

What did you bring coming into this earth?

What are you going to take while leaving?

Heat everything you have.

Come on buddy.

Come fast man. New inspector is on duty. - Just 5 minutes. - Be fast.

2 Egg dosa. - For me too.

Hey Kundani, order as you wish. - One dry fry.

Why are you pouring raw?

Only then we'll get more kick... Have it.

You looked handsome wearing duplicate chain.

No way, my neck started itching.

Don't throw it.

How much ever we get boozed up.

We shouldn't throw plastic. It's a government order.

Where else can we throw?

Come on... l'll show you.

If anyone creates trouble, they will lynch.

First you eat less food.

Throw it here man.

What the hell did you throw?

Oh god! Forgive me Murugesh. - Leave it. I will take it.

You're troubling me a lot.

Sathyaraj, it seems some dog has bitten Murugesh,

He's barking too much.

Hell of you boys.

What would you like to have? - 2 idlies and 4 half-boils.

'Botti'(a non vegetarian item)

Who is whose competitor?

I am not a competitor to anyone. No one is competitor to me.

If you drink raw, you'll react like this only. 'Botti' means liver.

Hey I am telling you again...

If you utter the word 'competitor', I'll rip out your liver.

Don't argue, eat quietly.

You're talking about competition again.

He has started...

Sathyaraj, I'm like this plastic.

I won't get disintegrated and it's impossible.

Put down your plates... Stop licking it.

Balaiah, see you. - Okay.

I'll also take leave.

Murugesh, how much is the bill? - Rs.330.50 paise.

I love you Murugesh. I like this behaviour.

Even if a crowd comes & eat, you'll charge only Rs.300.

In a hotel in Madras,

I just washed my hand clean,

they charged me Rs.150.

Hey give me Rs.350. - I don't have money.

Hey, are you joking?

I gave you Rs.2000, I got from Achari.

I have an account.

We bought tickets, festoons and liquor.

I don't have a penny.

Did you see? I can't believe you.

Hands up.

You could've told me earlier that you are not wearing brief.

Murugesh, give water to wash my hands.

How much you told me? - Rs.330.50 paise.

Throw it to him. Give him. - Take this 0.50 paise.

Tomorrow I'll give you balance Rs.330.

Tomorrow, I've to buy rice, spices, vegetables...

Stop it. Don't blabber Murugesh.

This shirt is worth Rs.375. Give the balance amount Rs.25.

Oh God!