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Whoa.

Whoa!

Ouch.

Ah! Hola mama.

(speaks Spanish)

How are you? What is your day?

Oh, this looks so good.

- Get to eat. Get to eat. - Okay.

Maybe a little.

Yeah. - Mm hmm.

How was your day, Crystal?

- Really good. - Was it?

Uh huh. Guess what?

What happened?

- I am up for potentially getting a promotion at the Newt.

Why are you making that face?

Ayi. It's never gonna happen.

Why is it not gonna happen?

Because you're a woman.

You have to be married, Diha.

You have to have babies.

That's what life is about.

Maybe you're thinking too much, huh?

Maybe you just just need to, to dress more serious.

And, and to, to

not take life for granted. - Mom!

- And, and just make sure - I'm taking it serious.

That you're a good woman.

And, and, and maybe you don't need to go to work no more.

You know? No, I can take care of you.

So I, I think

that you just give up the idea of the promotion, huh?

Look, can we just see how it goes?

I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna try to get the promotion.

And I do, I love Noah. You know, I do.

And I would love for it to work, but I'm just, just.

I don't know, I've just been thinking

maybe he's not the one.

Mama. Like, I don't know.

Crystal. He is the one.

I am telling you, he is the one.

And he has a good job.

And he has money.

Money.

And he's white.

But Mama, what if, I, I don't know,

I haven't seen Noah lately and like, I, I don't know.

Why not?

He's been busy with work.

- See, he's busy making money for you and your children.

Okay, Mama.

I don't wanna talk about marriage anymore and kids.

- Oh, I know, I know, but I get so excited.

I'm gonna break the plate.

Okay, mama.

Well, first, promotion.

Um, okay.

Mm hmm. Right.

What do you want to watch?

Mmm. I don't know.

I feel like we've watched everything by now.

I know.

So you've been busy, huh?

Yeah.

My boss has been giving me so much shit.

- I was hoping we could go out some time, actually.

Yeah, that'd be fun.

Both just so busy, you know?

I mean, it's, it's been

a crazy couple of weeks for both of us, really.

Yeah. I, I know.

I feel like I haven't seen you in a really long time.

Well, that's true.

I mean, you've been busy too.

I mean- - Yeah.

- You've prepping for this big presentation

you keep talking about.

Yeah, I'm, I'm super focused on it.

I really wanna get that promotion.

Yeah.

And believe me, I, I'm really like,

feel like I'm trying to find a voice

for like, women in this company, you know?

Yeah, sure.

- And it's just (sighs) lot of people to talk about.

Like, I, like, I don't want it to just be pink socks,

you know what I mean?

It's not, that's,

it's not what that's about, the campaign's about.

It's to empower women and-

Yeah.

Well, pink's like a girly color.

I mean, I think that should sell great.

Yeah, exactly.

Who's that?

It's Kylie.

Oh.

I see you actually liked this photo.

Did I?

Yeah. I was actually kind of surprised.

Um...

What?

- It's just, I feel you got really defensive

when I like, wanna wear like dresses like that

and take photos.

Well, yeah.

I mean...

That's for us, that's not, that's not for other people.

The women who do this on Instagram,

you might as well be a glorified stripper, you know?

They're like, they're doing stripping

without being in the strip club.

If you wanna dress all sexy and whatever,

whatever you think that means, fine.

Go for it. Do whatever you want.

You can't just say it like that.

I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Okay. This is ridiculous.

Okay.

Oh God.

Oh, my god!

Hey, what is it? What?

What's going on?

It's, it's just somebody from Instagram.

What a coincidence.

You looked at my phone? - Okay.

No, I mean, it, it just lit up.

What is that?

Okay.

It's not what it looks like.

That sounds like a line, but it's not.

Okay. She, she's just a friend.

Okay. (sighs)

Look, you were busy all the time. Okay.

I just wanted someone to talk to

and she asked me to hang out

and I went over there and, and it just happened.

Okay, it was...

- She's literally that same girl that I've seen.

I just saw you like a photo of on Instagram.

Like literally the same girl.

Yeah. Okay.

It's the same girl, but,

I don't know how many times I have to tell you this.

None of this matters.

None of these...

That's not the woman you marry. I'll put it that way.

I need you to go.

I need you, can you just, just go, please, Noah.

I can't, I can't even look at you anymore.

Please.

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. I'll get outta here.

I guess I shouldn't leave this here.

- So I hadn't seen him in like a couple weeks, Right.

And so I just wanted to come over, have a movie night.

I actually wanted go out, but he just.

Yeah, that wasn't an option.

So whatever. Fine.

Come over, throw on Hulu.

And, and the next thing I know,

he went up to go to the bathroom

and his phone just kept buzzing.

And, and you know, you see it lighting up, like,

are you not gonna look?

And it just kept lighting, 'cause I'm not that girl, guys.

I'm, I'm not trying to snoop.

I'm not trying to be that girl. Right?

I would never be that girl.

You would never be that girl.

No. Never.

And so then I, I'm, but it just keeps lighting up.

So I look over and this girl,

who I've seen him like her photos,

and she's sending him a pic of herself

and she's like, "Hey babe" or something.

I don't, honestly, I blacked out.

I blacked out because...

My god, I can't believe he'd do that.

I know, I know.

- Okay. I don't wanna say it, but I'm gonna say it.