Axe Cop

One day, at the scene of the fire

the cop found the perfect axe.

That was the day he became Axe Cop!

So he had tryouts and hired a partner.

I will chop your heads off!

Axe cop - 01x04 Babysitting Unibaby

This is Rockin' Robin on your 8-0 dial,

music for parking in the dark while in rock creek park.

Seriously, we're out of gas.

So, uh, what do you want to do now?

Wait, what the--

You just chopped my girlfriend's head off!

She was on my list of all bad guys.

- See? - Okay, wait wait wait.

Her real name was Poison Poison?

And her power was Poison Punches?

Wow. Thanks, Axe Cop.

That's why I spy on people.

Axe Cop, this is Flute Cop, do you read me? Come in. Over.

What do you want, Flute Cop? I'm on a night mission.

I'm sorry to bother you, but, uh,

do you know how I've been saving my money to get $100?

Well, guess what? I did it! Yeah.

So I was thinking of taking Anita

on a little romantic getaway for our anniversary.

So...

Could you possibly babysit Uni-Baby for us?

How much are you going to pay me?

Uh, I can pay you $15.

I'll be right there.

Flute Cop's taking me to Hawaii.

- Isn't he romantic? - How would I know?

I mean, can you think of a better place to go on vacation?

- Yes. - Uh, so the baby food is in the fridge

and the fresh diapers are in the dresser.

Oh, and don't mess with Uni-Baby's horn,

um, as it holds great power.

- Okay, see you in a couple days. - Okay, see you later.

Bye-bye, little Uni-Baby. Mommy wuv you.

And don't mess with Uni-Baby's horn. It holds great power.

Gross!

She already pooped.

I'm not feeding you any more food.

You poop too much. From now on

you just get one small meal a day.

What the heck?!

You know what?

I don't like you. I'm gonna hide this

until your parents come home.

Babies are so dumb.

Sockarang on the telephone!

Sockarang, I'm at Flute Cop's house babysitting.

Oooh, I love babies!

I'll be right there.

Aw, man. Flute Cop has the best snacks.

So, ugh, where's the, uh, where's the baby?

I locked her in the closet because she poops and cries too much.

- Oop, smart. - Now let's look around the house

and see if there's anything cool to play with.

Hey, Sockarang, look what I drew.

I call it... Magic World.

- We should go there! - I know.

- But how? - With... this!

Great! Let's go to Magic World!

- Oh wait, what about Uni-Baby? - She won't die.

- She ate a small meal. - We can't just leave her here alone.

No, but we can create cyborg versions of ourselves

to watch over her.

I programmed the cyborgs to watch Uni-Baby

and to punch her if she cries.

See?

When I have a baby, you're babysitting.

Not unless you have $15, I'm not.

Axe Cop Magic World!

Magic World is so magical, I could cry.

Not me, I never cry.

Intruders! Freeze, Magic Police!

Run!

We lost 'em.

Of course we did.

The Magic Police are the slowest police.

Oh... my... gosh.

- Look! - The big magic show is about to start.

- Let's go watch! - I've got a better idea.

Ah!

Cool!

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be amazed

at our amazing magic show!

This is ridiculous. Where are their wands?

And now for our first trick...

Boo-ooo. They tore our historic tent!

Maza lapapell babalel laba lell sabba sell!

Make that hole filly well!

Oh, see, now that's what I expect...

- the unexpected. - And now for our final trick!

Baba-shalell, make $100

appear in every hand.

How did they do that?

I'm saying that rhetorically. I don't want to know.

- I love magic. - Now for our other final trick:

A thousand-pousand- papa-pa-pa-pow!

This is an outrage.

Now they're richer than we are.