Riders

Now, listen up.

Anyone move, anyone sneeze, anyone blink an eyelid,

and this young lady here,

what's your name, honey?

Dorothy.

Dorothy here is gonna get her brains

splattered all over her station.

You'll be picking them out of these nooks and crannies

for a week.

Time, two minutes.

All right, one loaded.

What did I just say?

Tell him, Dorothy.

He'll splatter my brains all over the station.

Now, how can you bear that on your conscious?

One shot, mine.

One minute.

Now, ask yourself,

did he do that on purpose

or was his aim so bad maybe I could take a chance

and rush him?

While you're trying to figure that out

you owe somebody an apology.

What?

Come here, apologise to Dorothy.

What's your name?

Fred.

Go ahead, Fred.

I apologise.

30 seconds.

She better accept or you're dead, Fred.

I accept.

Good, then kiss and make up.

Go on.

15 seconds.

We're outta here.

Bye, bye, sweetie.

Anyone else wanna be a hero?

I'm gonna take my break now, Mr. Muldick.

15 minutes.

Try not to come back smelling like weed.

Yes, sir.

Unit 44.

Yeah!

You see any rollerbladers come by?

Yeah, they went in the park.

Very good, Frank.

Goodbye, 89.

So long, 21.

We did it, Slim, we really did it.

I'm telling you that beat everything,

even sex.

What's the matter?

I can taste the other guy on your lips.

Yeah, me too.

What was I thinking?

Hey, shoot me now, Jesus.

What's wrong?

There's a cop car tailing us.

Oh shit.

Are you gonna give yourself up, Tonto?

See that blonde?

Stick close, let me do the talking.

You wanna take another nine trips?

Or you want to divide that by three?

Just what I need, a mathematician.

Okay, but I'm a cheap tipper.

All right, load me up.

Can you make it to the door?

Seen any rollerbladers come by?

Why, what'd they do?

Robbed a bank five blocks away.

Two young guys and a girl.

Could have been these two.

Shit, we missed all the fun.

What've you got in that case?

Rollerblades.

Open it up.

You're selling insurance?

You'd be surprised how many people think

they're fully covered and they aren't.

Let's just say you got injured in the line of duty,

what do you think?

The city's gonna take care of all your expenses?

Think again.

Right here's a policy that's ironclad.

Maybe I can drop by the house one evening

explain it to you if you're interested.

Forget it.

One day, Slim, you're gonna push it too far.

There's no such think as too far.

You always treat the law that way?

I would have given him the money

if he would've just said please and thank you.

What are you doing Friday?

Still moving in, why?

You wanna help?

She's cute.

Maybe the three of us can have some fun sometime.

This is so fucking sweet, man.

Still can't believe how easy it was.

It was just like you said.

It is kind of amazing when you think about it.

So don't think about it.

Just do it.

Yo, yo, look, we're on, we're on.

And escaped with over $300,000 in cash.

Detective Jake Macgruder, leading the hunt,

told us this.

We're chasing up a number of clues

found at the crime scene.

I'm confident we'll be announce arrests very shortly.

That's what I like about this guy,

he isn't afraid to dig his own grave

and jump right in.

So, what's next, man?

Next?

Yeah, don't tell me that was the beginning

and end of our careers.

No way.

There's 50 grand each.

So, what's that for?

It looks like a hundred grand plus change.

That's our stake money.

For the next job.

That's what I'm talking about, baby.

Today was just our calling card.

Let 'em know we're serious.

So, how about a little bit more action next time?

What, something hotter?

Help keep your mind off that blonde.

Was she a blonde?

I don't remember.

I do have another job in mind.

And what's that?

Before I tell you,

I'll have to remind you of the ground rules.

You and your rules.

They're for our protection.

Because they mean the difference

between a sentence of 10 to 25,

and a life of liberty, freedom,

and the pursuit of happiness.

These are the best shots we got.

300,000 of mixed, unmarked bills.

We got no leads.

And judging by these...

Hey!

Focus here.

Can I help you, honey?

Maybe, I don't know yet.

Well, the little girl's room is down the hall.

Do I have to ask you every time I wanna go?

Jake,

but you may call me Lieutenant Macgruder.

And what's your name, sweetie.

Detective Karen Svenson, on assignment.

They said you were a little understaffed.

Well, we may be undermanned,

perhaps you'd like to sit and watch

how we men catch perps in this squad.

If it's all the same to you,

I'd like to catch them myself.

But you can sit and watch if you like.

Cute.

But hide the knees,

'cause in that tight, little dress

you're giving me one hell of a hard on.

So, the only thing we know about these guys

is they're under 30,

they got ice water in their veins,

and they can skate like hell.

So, get out there and find them.

And keep it tight.

I don't want anyone blabbing to the press.

Since we don't know anything that shouldn't be hard.

They're good, they're dangerous, and I want 'em.

Goddammit, fuck you, Slim, fuck you!

Look, you're in this here with your friends

looking after you,

it should be easy to handle, Alex.

It's gonna be different on the day.

Yeah, there'll be cops trying to kill us.

Is that all that's bothering you?

Always be polite.

Remember to say please and thank you,

and never call each other by name.

And if they don't cooperate, shoot them?

Don't worry, they'll cooperate.

You know what this is?

Nine mil?

You're a smart ass.

Think again.

Now, be a good ole boy and get into the truck,

please.

Straight at the lights.

Don't slow down.

The light's red.

We got a 317, Unit 54, West Nile and 22nd.

We've been hijacked.