Justice League Action

That's right, I set up the heist

but Two-Face took the cash.

A half million.

No one makes a patsy out of Penguin!

Unless they like the view from a pair of cement boots.

I want my cash back.

Which means you gotta bring me Two-Face alive.

Though he doesn't have to be in the best of shape.

It could be tricky.

Batman's got him with the police.

I hope you're up to the job, Floyd.

Don't worry. I'll get you Two-Face.

And the name's Deadshot.

- Do you really have to do that? - Quiet.

It's just really annoying when you... Quiet!

I'm trying to get us out of these high-tech bracelets.

Try a hairpin.

You got a hairpin?

Why would I have a hairpin?

Well, then, quiet!

Do it.

Would you please hold still!

Just a few more scars and...

You think this guy's gonna fool Deadshot?

He'd better.

I've wanted that sharpshooter behind bars for years.

Voila!

Eh? Uh-huh?

It's sloppy.

Two-Face wears his pocket square on the left, not the right.

His cufflinks are silver, not gold.

And you have his scarred and normal sides reversed.

Gee, Bats, I only learned to do colors a week ago.

Just a switcheroo and...

I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Spielberg.

Ooh, missed a spot.

Here. And no funny stuff.

Moi?

Awesome!

What about me?

You stay with him.

He should have said, "them."

What do you care, you pasty-faced pretty boy?

What do I care? I can't be confused with you.

You're a soulless criminal and professional thief.

Whereas I'm a lawyer.

I guess we got more in common than I thought.

Geez. Imagine being stuck in the same brainpan

with a little dum-dum-dum-dum-dum, like that dude.

Hmm.

Let me just say what a privilege it is working with you, sir.

If my poor, gray-haired momma back in Ashtabula could see me now...

Just stay in character.

What makes you think Deadshot's gonna try anything tonight?

I put word on the street that I was driving Two-Face to Arkham.

Trust me. He's out there somewhere.

Boom.

Hold on.

Just go on without me.

He wants you alive.

He's got a funny way of showing it.

They have a remarkably strong exoskeleton, which is characterized...

Next time, can we pick a safe house with cable?

We've been glued to that documentary

about the societal hierarchy of the red ant.

- It's compelling. - (GROANS)

Nobody told me being a hero would be so boring.

Why not get a jump on your chemistry homework?

I, uh, already did it, yeah, totally done, finito.

Ronald Raymond, you can't lie to me. We share the same brain.

It's like having the NSA for a roommate.

- I heard that. - I know you heard that!

Listen to me, Harvey.

Maybe you can make a deal.

All you have to do is give up the money.

Forget it! And don't call me Harvey.

But I'm your good side. I wouldn't steer you wrong.

You'd sell me to Sing Sing for a song.

Hey, slick.

Could you open a window?

Your head's making it all smoky in here.

Yeah, no problem.

Don't listen to him.

Quiet! Shut your trap.

He can't be trusted.

One more word out of you,

and I'll turn your face into a bowl of macaroni!

We're done talking. Go ahead.

You know, you guys could seriously use a therapist.

Probably two.

What am I doing?

Open says me.

There we go. Mmm-hmm.