The Burning Season

We can't tell anyone about this, okay?

Ever.

Promise me.

-I promise. -Okay.

It's our secret.

They'll have one. They rent cabins, it's what they do.

Yeah, but I'm telling you, all the cabins are already booked.

-We're too late. -I get that,

but what if we drank?

We're gonna drink. It's a wedding.

-I won't drink. -You're not gonna drink?

I don't think we should be here.

Why are you being weird?

I'm not.

-Okay. Not being weird. -I'm not being weird.

That's good to know. Not being weird.

- Hi. - Hi.

Look at the happy couple!

Hey. JB, you stud. Bring it in, man.

Okay. Whoa! You-- Organs.

Poppy! Wow.

-You are a vision. -Thank you.

And that must be Fiona.

- Yeah. - Wow.

She's so beautiful.

Oh, thank you.

Who's up for a cocktail? Not you, of course. Um...

-Uh, breastfeeding. -Yeah, of course.

I knew that. And you're self-designated driver.

Which reminds me, do you guys have a spare cabin?

Tom, they're all rented to other guests.

We had an option on the e-vite.

But we were holding Bluebird for you,

but we gave it away 'cause you didn't click.

We didn't click.

- We didn't click! - Yeah.

Well, I'm not ashamed to drink alone.

Here I go.

I'm so happy for you guys.

-Thanks. -Thank you.

Come here.

-Goodbye. -Okay, goodbye.

I don't remember-- I don't remember actually...

Hey, man. Thank you.

Take it very easy with that.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Dude, seriously.

Shit's not the same as it was

when you partied with Robert Downey Jr.

I miss you, man.

Thank you.

Hey, man.

Maybe you should go easy on the Grande Cuvée.

Hey. Why'd you come?

Why'd you invite me?

And anybody who knows me knows that I'm not easily scared off.

Those years in the city were tough.

But up here, with you,

-I found my place. -Mmm.

Your generosity.

Your humor. Your softness.

I know you don't see yourself this way, but I do.

I see the real you.

The real me.

-Right. -Right.

My turn.

My turnsies.

Uh...

Ah...

Love. Love.

It's everything, right? Love is everything.

It's-- it's God. I mean, it's the universe,

and it's...

it's every particle that surrounds all of us.

And if you can tap into it, if you can tap into love,

the reservoir of love?

Whoo!

You could have powers. It gives you powers. It's powerful.

Ah...

It's a force that we cannot control,

that has its way with us.

We can't do anything about it.

Am I right, babe?

Right, yeah.

It's like magnets!

You remember in, like, uh, middle school,

you play with magnets in science class.

They have those-- they bring out the two magnets,

the big ones, the big fuckers.

Those big fuckers.

And you try-- if you had the right ones

and you tried to keep them apart, but the magnets just--

they pull-- the universe pulls them together.

What are you gonna do? Try to separate the magnets.

Good luck to you, ladies and gentlemen.

You can't do it. You can't fucking do it.

- Do you need a break? - What?

We can send everybody home. I don't care.

Do-- do you need a break?

No, yeah, no. I'm good, I'm good.

I'm good. It's miraculous. Isn't it, Pops?

Isn't it miraculous?

It's, uh-- it's-- it's...

Right, then. May I have the rings, please?

Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby!

-Hi. -Hi. Mwah.

You doing okay?

Yeah, I'm amazing! I'm amazing! You're amazing!

I now pronounce us amazing and amazing.

And you're the most amazing.

Yes! You're the most amazing.

Mwah.

I love my baby!

-Hey, man. -Hey, what up? What's up?

You good? You okay?

I'm amazing.

-I can tell. -Yeah!

-Hey, uh-- -Hey, you wanna go for a walk?

-Fuck you, Tom. -Okay.

-I love my wife, okay? -Sure you do.

All right? I love my wife.

-That's my wife, my baby. -Great!

You got that? That okay with you?

Hey, everybody! I love my wife.

I love my wife, everybody.

- I love my wife. - Oh-- oh, my God.

I love my wife.

Okay, okay.

Hey, man. You okay?

Hey, why don't you calm down, buddy?

First off, I am calm.

Secondly, I never asked you to calm down.

I love her, man.

I love her, and I try not to, but I can't help it.

-Excellent. -And I love you too, buddy.

- Fuck off, man! - "Fuck off, man!"

Fucking great.

- Oh, God! - Christ.

Fuck.

Hello.

You okay?

That's really hard to answer.

"That's really hard to answer." That's good.

Um... last summer.

That was-- that was a fuckin' lie.

Where the fuck is my goddamn jacket?

Fuck.

Fuck!

Do you love him?

I love you.

That's not what I asked.

I love you. I love you.

I know that! I fucking know that.

You don't think I know that?

-I love you. -Okay.

You know, I-- I can't look at you right now.

Just... do me a favor and get the fuck away from me.

I don't--

I don't wanna get the fuck away--

Get the fuck away from me!

Jesus fuck.

Really?

- You're doing this now? - I made you your fire.

Lovely ceremony.

Your vows with the school magnets?

-Classic. -Thanks.

You can take, uh, a centerpiece home as a souvenir.

Obviously we can never see each other again.

Yeah, well, we always say that, so...

Yeah, well, this time's different, so...

Yeah.

Have you seen JB?

- No. - No?

Oh, no, I, uh...

I took all the drugs. Uh, they're all...

Yeah, and I-- I dropped the little baggie in the fire.

That's, uh-- that was bad, 'cause plastic in the fire is--

that's not cool.

Goodbye, JB.

I have to go and try to save my marriage now.

You should go.

You're a horrible, selfish person.

You...

with your secrets and your lies?

You fucking deserve each other!

Why don't you just go fuck yourself, JB?

- Just go fuck yourself, okay? - Yeah.

I'm taking Fiona and I don't wanna see you.

What are you doing down here?

Wow.

Not sure what just happened.

You destroyed this.

Us.

Ooh.

What's up with this?

Uh, you know I don't like to go anywhere empty-handed.

That is the Krug Grande Cuvée--

Oh, yeah, I got it.

Wow, I can't, uh...

I can't believe you, uh, actually, uh, did that.

It's pretty fucking twisted.