The Flash

My name is Barry Allen,

and I am the fastest man alive.

To the outside world, I'm an ordinary forensic scientist,

but secretly, with the help of my friends at S.T.A.R. Labs,

I fight crime and find other meta-humans like me.

After defeating Zoom and saving the multiverse,

I ran back in time and created

the alternate timeline, Flashpoint.

I restored the timeline to how it was,

only to find things weren't as I left them.

I brought new threats to our world,

and I'm the only one fast enough to stop them.

I am The Flash.

Previously on “The Flash”...

We have to think about getting back to our Earth.

We've been here long enough.

A whole multiverse of Harrison Wells out there.

You want one? Let's go get one.

Wells with a sense of humor.

- Harrison. - Call me H.R.

Out with the old, in with the new.

What are you doing here?

"“Julian Albert, meta-human CSI specialist”"

I don't trust you, and I don't like things that I don't trust.

How have I worked with this guy for the past year?

You say that all the time.

Do you maybe want to grab some dinner tonight?

I got movie night with my kids tonight. Rain check?

You were the only one who wasn't affected

when I messed with the timeline.

- Yo! - You know you don't

need to do this every morning, right?

Oh, come on, it's the least I can do.

I mean, I love Joe, but at some point,

man needs his own space,

and until I find my own space, that means your space.

So as a token of my appreciation,

two eggs over easy, bacon, toast...

I can't remember, do you like it buttered or not?

Barry, sometimes a man just wants to butter his own bread.

Okay, sorry. I was just...

Yeah, no, you're right, I...

Look, don't get it twisted, okay?

I love having you here. You're a great guest.

I'm not sure how I feel about our other visitor, though.

Wells?

“Please, call me H.R.”

So you don't like him?

Oh, it's not so much that I don't like him.

I just... the way he says things, there's something about him.

I don't know what it is.

Dude, he's only been here a few days; let him settle in.

I know we've had our Wells issues in the past,

but you can't just stop trusting everybody

or giving them chances.

You know? You can't live like that.

This is true. Wise words from a wise man.

Joe Knowledge.

I'm gonna take this to go.

- Okay. All right. - Uh, I'll see you there.

Yeah. Oh, I can take you.

No. No.

I'm gonna drive myself today.

Yeah, cool. Cool.

- Can I help you? - I'm here to see Dr. Tannhauser.

Do you have an appointment?

No, but I'm pretty sure she'll see me.

You can just tell her Caitlin Snow is here.

Dr. Tannhauser's a very busy woman.

I'm sure you can understand.

I appreciate the diligence, Jackie,

but Caitlin's always welcome here,

even if I wish she'd call first.

Nice to see you too, Mom.

So what brings you here?

I didn't forget your birthday, did I?

I'm pretty sure I sent a card.

You did... in April.

Thank you.

Look, I read your new paper on applications

in cryo-medicine, and I think you might be able to help.

I had no idea you kept up on the literature

over at S.T.A.R. Labs.

That's still what it's called, right?

Yes, and I have a patient who could use your help.

Well, if you want to send over the file,

I'll be happy to take a look when I have a chance,

but right now, I have a shareholder meeting

- to prepare for and... - Mom!

I'm the patient.

Cancel my appointments,

and have Nigel meet me in the bio-lab.

We have work to do.

Sumptuous day.

Oh, no, on this Earth, I believe you say...

- Good morning. - Good morning.

And it is, isn't it? I mean...

The music on your Earth, well, it strikes a chord,

no pun intended.

Please, help yourself.

I find a crew works best

when it's well-fed and well-rested.

Are those coffees for us too?

Yes indeed, Miss West.

I took the liberty of reading through your ledgers last night.

A lot of information to absorb, but let's see how I did.

Skim milk chai latte.

- Okay. - Okay.

And an iced Americano with two... no,

- three shots of espresso. - Boom.

That happened, Walter.

- Wally. - Wally.

Now, for my fleet-of-foot friend...

oh, you'd best stick to decaf.

Probably for the best, yeah.

San Francisco.

I have “prepar-e”" a French roast

with a touch of creamer.

- Thank you so much. - You're welcome.

Did you know, on my Earth,

coffee crop was wiped out by blight?

I mean, that's one more reason to stay on this Earth,

for the coffee alone.

Yeah, though that's if you stay.

If I stay. Time is of the essence.

Here's what I propose, a series of team-building exercises.

Now, I've hidden a series of clues

all around the facility.

What I propose is,

we break into two groups, all right,

and you can pick a partner; you're...

Okay, okay.

I have to stop you, H.R. I am not feeling this.

It's the roast, isn't it? I should have gone with a dark...

No, it's not the roast. The roast is fine.

Our trust isn't something

that you can just build with games.

- Okay? - No.

This is something that goes back three years.

It's something that's been forged in fire,

sometimes literally,

so maybe you should just step back

and observe, see what we do here,

how we operate. Did you get that?

Excellent note. I'm gonna run with that.

Where's Caitlin, by the way? Have you...

- Yes. So she was here. - She was?

All right, yeah, you know, we talked, and she...

What?

Knocked back a triple-shot latte,

and she left you a message, so I'm gonna...

Uh, I... yeah, let me just play it for you.

This is not the same as my Earth's.

This is a different...

There it is.

Hey, it's me.

I've got some things I need to take care of.

I shouldn't be gone more than a few days.

See if you can get along without me.

Make sure Cisco doesn't touch my pizza pockets.

Wasn't labeled.

Okay, you know what, guys?

I got to go to work. I'm running late.

Ooh, yeah. I got to do that too.

- Yeah, let's go. - I got to bail.

Oh. You know, we'll do

the team-building exercises another...

I'll leave the clues hidden in the facility.

Cool. How do you guys say “see you later” over there?

Ah. “Until next communion.”

- All right, see you later. - See you later.

So weird.

Come.

Hey, sorry I'm late.

I had to meet somebody and...

You can add tardiness to the list, Captain.

Allen, it's been brought to my attention

that you've been giving yourself unauthorized access

to your colleagues' case files.

Excuse me?

Along with multiple infractions,

repeated absences,

disappearing throughout the day,

phone call interruptions, guests in the lab.

The list is pretty extensive, Captain.

I'm sorry, with all due respect,

I do my job here.

You do good work here, Allen.

Don't put that in jeopardy by thinking

the rules don't apply to you.

Understood?

Yes, sir.

Sorry, Captain, that's it?

Sir, I document eight different...

Nine.

Nine different violations of regulations,

and he gets a 15 second talking to?

Must be nice.

We are done here. You can go.

Captain.