Cash Storm

You're killing me, Smalls.

Give me a sec.

A sec? Marge, you've had, like, an hour.

Oh. Don't exaggerate.

The data just came in.

I want to be sure.

Sure? What is sure?

There is no sure with Mother Nature.

It's just instincts.

But I sure can tell when you are stalling and being very

unsure of yourself.

I'm, I'm not unsure of myself.

And stalling?

Really? So then what do the calculations say?

That there's going to be a funnel cloud.

And in what direction?

67 degrees northeast.

Right. So what are we waiting for?

I want to be sure.

Sure of what?

Ah ha!

Let's do it.

That's my Magpie. Where are the keys?

Oh, but first I want to make

sure that we take some readings.

I've spent way too much time on this to crash and burn on our

first experiment.

Well, you got to break eggs to make an omelet.

Just don't forget to mention me when you make your speech

winning Pulitzer Prize for killing a twister.

It's Nobel Prize, you nerdy granola.

Besides, you've got to learn to walk before you can run.

Yeah, and we have to drive to the funnel cloud before we run

any experiments at all.

Okay, then what are you waiting for?

Let's do this.

Okay.

Did you really have to remove the wrappers?

Dye packs idiot.

I found three dye packs hidden in the wrapped money.

Three!

Three? Damn.

Good call.

How many more bags are inside?

What are you doing here?

I thought I told you to stay with the bank employees.

This is the last of it.

I don't need to go back inside.

But if you're loaded down with bags.

How did you keep an eye on the bank manager?

The what?

The bank manager!

He could trip the silent alarm.

Oh, crap.

That is not a silent alarm.

You think?

It's actually quite loud.

Get in the car!

That's not a silent alarm.

That's what I said.

Just drive!

Hey, watch the interior. This is a rental.

So what. You got the extra coverage.

What extra coverage?

You didn't sign for the extra coverage

in case of damage.

What is wrong with you?

I never signed that crap.

They're just hitting you up for more coin.

Besides, my car insurance covers rentals.

Are you sure about that?

There you go again.

Sure. Yes, I'm sure.

Why do you doubt everything?

You know, you're never gonna accomplish anything if you

don't believe in yourself.

You are a beautiful, brilliant scientist and your lack of

self-confidence is really clogging my chi.

I was just asking whether or not you have a big insurance

deductible or not.

Most policies only cover damage beyond the initial deductible.

My policy has a $500 deductible, and since we're

headed straight into a tornado, I'm pretty darn sure that this

car is going to get beaten to shit by flying debris.

So excuse me for worrying that my lab partner is going to get

nailed with a $500 fee.

Shit.

Bobby, I'm really sorry.

I didn't mean to hurt

- your feelings. - No look.

The funnel cloud, it's touching

down right where you said it would.

Serendipity.

Oh. It's showtime.

Damn it!

What? Oh, what?

I have $1,000 deductible.

Of course.

It's literally right there.

Gotta get a picture of it.

Oh my God, that's so amazing.

I think we're gonna be the first to post, like, actual

news anchors on antenna TV.

Yeah, let's post together on each other's counts.

Like a couple of news hosts.

We could simulcast, share on each other's accounts.

We could stand back.

To back, like.

Like in a metascore that we got each other's backs like a

metascore, right?

Like a couple of.

What are you doing?

You posted it!

I can't believe you! You bitch!

You narcissistic, selfish hag!

Hag? Have you seen your eyebrows lately?

You skank!

No, no!

Let go of it!

- No! - Get off!

Ha!

Those idiots are headed

straight towards the funnel cloud.

Maybe they're with the fake news.

Gonna make up some fake story about a tornado.

But it is a real tornado.

It's right there.

Well then.

Maybe they're just morons.

Sure as shit.

Don't try to be cool, Steve.

Keep filling.

That bag with the shotgun blast in it is useless.

Well it saved me from getting shot.

I don't see no cops in the rearview, but I can hear them

on the radio.

Oh, God!

I've been shot!

I shouldn't have taken all those bags.

And now I'm gonna bleed out cause

I'm just trying to be fricking helpful!

Damn it!

No good deed goes unpunished.

Shut up!

Calm down!

It's just buckshot.

It's no worse than getting hit with a BB gun.

Let me see.

Taking our masks off now?

What are we taking our masks off?

I just want to be sure before I don't do anything like Charlie.

Don't throw me under the bus.

You didn't have the guts to go into the bank at all.

Getaway driver, my ass.

We didn't need a getaway driver.

What we really needed was an extra pair of hands to help

carry the money and undo the dye packs, so I did have to go

and get shot!

And now I'm gonna die because you!

You're not going to die!

Sorry, but my ear stings.

A lot.

You're gonna be fine.

I'll get you a Band-Aid when we get to the safe house.

Right, Scully?

He's going to be fine when we get to the safe house.

Wait. You said my name.

So?

Well, your orders were to never use each other's names and to

keep our masks on at all times.

So. And you said my name.

So what does it matter?

If it's okay to say our names?

Is it okay if I take my mask off?

You're the only person still wearing a goddamn mask!

You are fierce.

You are a fierce bitch.

You have 67,762 followers as of this morning.

And you can do this.

It's just, uh, sharp.

Oh.

Tools.

Girl Scout is always prepared, whether it's a tornado in the

sticks or Hurricane Sasha being extra.

Boot up babycakes.

Momma's gotta post.

Oh, watch the bumps I.

I don't want to hit the wrong keys.

I can't do anything about the state of failing infrastructure

in rural America.

Oh, thanks, Google.

I'll take your social commentary to heart.

Just try and avoid the potholes.

And what about the turtles?

I got to swerve around the turtles.

Bobby!

Okay, okay.

Anyway, I've always told you that science happens in the

field, not in the lab.

I know I'm bringing the lab to the field.