Animaniacs

‐ Alan, this species of cartoon has been extinct since 1998.

I mean, these haven't been seen on TV

since the golden era of animation, and‐‐ and‐‐

What?

La!

‐ It's... it's the Warner Brothers.

‐ And the Warner Sister!

‐ That's‐‐ Yeah. Tha‐‐ Oh yeah, yeah, yeah...

‐ He‐‐ He did it. Th‐th‐th‐th‐th‐that crazy

son of a gun actually did it.

‐ Clean vectored outlines,

widescreen format...

‐ These don't look like reruns!

Uh, well, uh, they're not.

I reanimated them.

‐ We are gonna make a fortune with this show.

‐ How zany are they?

‐ Oh, uh, to the max.

O‐of course.

And then there's, uh, Pinky and the Brain.

‐ P‐‐ Pinky and the Brain?

You said you're bringing back Pinky and the Brain?

Mm‐hmm. ‐ Say it again.

‐ We're bringing back Pinky and the Brain.

‐ Put your head between your knees.

Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!

‐ Where are they going? ‐ Home.

Welcome to Animaniacs.

‐ Wake up!

‐ Alright, guys. There's a lot of pressure on our first lines.

They gotta funny, they gotta be irreverent, and most of all,

they gotta be carefully crafted.

‐ But you just wasted yours on...

"Alright, guys. There's a lot of pressure on our first lines."

‐ And you just wasted yours on...

"But you just wasted yours on,

'Alright, guys. There's a lot of pressure on our first lines.'"

‐ To be‐‐ Wait, don't!

Make sure it's good first. ‐ Yeah. It's all on you, Dot.

‐ Maybe something reminiscent of the first season?

‐ But modern to show that we're not your dad's Animaniacs.

‐ But, not so modern that you'll alienate the dads

because they're a key part of our demographic.

Don't overthink it.

‐ 22 years later, and I'm still a knockout.

Whoa!

‐ I can't believe it's been 22 years!

Our home sweet home!

‐ Oh, right!

It's a pull, not a push.

It's just how I remember!

‐ Well... almost.

‐ My sandwich!

Just where I left it.

Ooh!

Ah!

22 years and five second rule!

‐ Why did you trip the alarm after that elaborate laser dance?

‐ What lasers? That was my sandwich dance.

Initiating Warners capture sequence.

‐ We're caught! ‐ We're doomed!

‐ This is the shortest‐lived reboot ever!

‐ What dummy thought that would work?

Helllloooo Ralph!

‐ Aww.

I've missed those beautiful yellow eyes.

‐ G‐‐ ‐ Uhb‐bup‐bup!

We're doing this thing where we don't waste our first lines.

‐ Make sure it's funny!

‐ And something that really captures the intricacies of your character,

for old and new fans alike.

‐ Duh... Perfect!

‐ Gotcha!

‐ What is that thing?

‐ Why, it's a... uh...

um, clone!

No, uh, uh, phone.

Uh, no, a drone! That's it. It's a drone.

Hey!

That's it! You're taking me to the boss' office!

‐ Katie!

Is today a micro‐dose day?

Ah, macro‐dose. Right.

‐ I got 'em, I got 'em!

‐ A female CEO?

Any interest in mentoring a young, future CEO?

‐ No. I'm a firm believer in pulling up the ladder behind me.

Ralph, what are these things!?

‐ Yeah, Ralphie. What are we?

‐ Answer the woman!

‐ Duh...

These are the Warner brothers.

‐ And the‐‐ Warner Sister. Yes, I know.

It's all right here.

‐ What's that?

‐ Oh, that's right.

You're from the '90s.

This is a tablet.

It contains the sum of all human knowledge.

‐ All human knowledge in one easy to swallow tablet?

Don't mind if I do.

‐ Hey! I'm the eating‐stuff guy!

‐ Quantum mechanics,

quinoa wraps,

Queen Bey!

We've missed so much...

But now...

About the last 22 years.

‐ Tell us! Oh, tell us!

‐ Ugh. Please do this somewhere else.

‐ But then you'll miss the song!

‐ You see...