The Brady Bunch

Greg!

Greg!

An accident like this

is the last thing the Bradys expect.

When Mike's company sends him to Hawaii

to check on the construction

of a building Mike has designed.

And his boss generously offers

to let him take the family along

so they can all have a vacation.

Then, while at the construction site,

Bobby finds a small idol

that was unearthed by one of the workmen.

Bobby is unaware that according to ancient island superstition,

the idol is taboo and brings bad luck to those who touch it.

From this moment on, strange things began to happen.

A heavy wall decoration just misses Bobby.

Alice hurts her back at a hula lesson

while wearing the idol.

Then Greg wears the idol for good luck in a surfing contest

and has this terrible accident.

Now, minutes later, the family frantically searches for Greg.

His surfboard has floated ashore,

but Greg is nowhere in sight.

There he is.

Greg, what happened?!

What happened? Are you all right?

Hey, I'd better go get the car. ( Coughing )

Are you all right, son?

Wow, what happened?

Greg...

Can you understand what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah, Dad.

Honey, do you hurt anywhere?

No. Yeah, yeah, everywhere.

Boy, that was some wipe out.

Yeah, I know, I was there.

Oh! Have I got a lump on the back of my head!

You must have hit your head with the surfboard.

The back of his neck is all skinned.

Hey, Bobby, I'm afraid I lost your little tiki statue.

Well, it's a good thing you had it.

You could have been drowned.

Mike, do you think he's all right?

I think to be on the safe side,

we'd better have the hotel doctor take a look at him.

Greg, can you get up?

Yeah, Dad, I can make it back to the car okay.

Oh, oh, Greg, Greg, sweetheart.

Th-The car is this way, okay?

Oh, yeah.

Just take it easy.

I'm okay, I'm okay.

I'm sure glad Greg didn't get hurt.

It would have ruined our picnic tomorrow.

Well, that's sure looking on the bright side of things.

Jan, honey, would you please do me a favor

and go make sure we haven't left anything?

Okay.

Wow, there's so much stuff.

Get the sand off.

Get most of the sand off if you can, kids.

Oh, what luck!

I'm going to drop you off at work on our way, dear.

Ha! Well, that's the life...

man goes to work

and woman goes on a picnic.

Aw, don't worry.

Sunday, there'll be men's lib.

Come in.

Mom, listen, if you don't mind,

we guys would rather stay here

and knock around the beach for a while.

You mean you don't want to go to the picnic?

On the beach with all those girls?

That's my kind of picnic.

You... The doctor was right.

Hit on the head didn't hurt him at all.

Yeah, he's back to normal all right.

Yeah, you know, come to think of it,

I'm with Greg... that's my kind of picnic, too.

Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm.

You just stick to work, buster.

Would you put these in the car, please?

Yes, ma'am. I'll get the girls.

Come on, girls, hurry up!

Hey, come on, let's go!

Time's a-wastin'.

Come on, kids.

Oh, my camera, darn it.

Jan!

I'm coming!

Just over from the mainland?

Yeah. You, too?

Well, no. Guess you'd have to call me

an old island hand.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Say, you know,

the sun here is really strong.

I think you'd better use

plenty of that suntan lotion.

Thanks.

Just a little island know-how.

Let me help you with your back.

Island hospitality.

What you doing?

I-I... I thought you guys went to go look

for your statue.

We did. We couldn't find it.

Maybe you missed it.

No way, it's not there.

You go look.

Yeah.

Say, why don't you guys go play in the water?

Or build sand castles?

They got some great sand... way down there.

Are you coming, too?

Not right now.

We'll wait.

Yeah.

Look, can't you guys see I'm busy?

Doing what?

I'm helping, uh...

Mandy. Mandy.

I'm helping Mandy put on some suntan lotion.

Now, see you later.

Hi, Mandy, I'm Peter.

I'm Bobby.

Hi.

By the way, who are you?

I'm Greg.

Like I said, I'm helping Mandy

with some suntan lotion.

That's okay. I'll give you a hand.

We'll all give you a hand.

Wow!

This is what I call real island hospitality.

Aah... Oh, boy, Alice, what a perfect day.

Oh, yeah, isn't it nice to look up there

and see all that blue stuff?

You mean, the sky?

Yeah. Back home, all that blue stuff

is behind all that brown stuff.

Well, I think if we get a move on,

we'll be able to do some sightseeing

before we go back to the hotel.

That's a good idea, Mrs. Brady.

Hey, kids, hey!

Come on, kids!

We're going to go do some sightseeing.

That's what they call Rabbit Island.

Has anybody got a tissue?

This lens is dirty.

Oh, I think I do.

Oh, never mind, Jan. Here's one, honey.

Oh.

Thanks, Mom.

Oh, look at that funny-looking bird.

Oh! What kind of a bird is it?

Well, it says here

it's called a red-footed booby.

A red-footed booby?

Yeah, he doesn't look

any too happy about it either.

I'm going to take a picture of it.

Oh, here.

I'll take one of you and the bird.

Oh, okay. Over there.

Smile, both of you.

Good-bye, birds.

Bye-bye!

Hi.

Here, Bobby.

Hey, the tiki!

Where'd you find it?

On the beach yesterday.

I forgot to give it to you.

Thanks, Jan.

You're welcome. See you later. Bye.

I got my good luck piece back.

Good luck?

Where'd you get that?

I found it. Isn't it neat?

It's tabu.

Taboo?

Yeah, it's supposed to make

all kinds of terrible things happen to you.

Like my wipe out yesterday.

Yeah.

Oh, it's just an old island superstition.