Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils

Once Helian Tieshu signs the agreement,

Liao and Xia kingdoms will become allies.

Then the Song empire will be

within our grasp!

Chief orders Helian Tieshu to be killed.

We won't allow Xia and Liao

to attack our Song empire!

You beggars want my life?

You're courting death!

Chief, we're in trouble!

The Liao army is approaching!

Has Feng-er failed in his mission?

Attack and retreat quickly!

Yes!

Who are you? Why did you...

disguise yourself as Bai Shijing...

to attack me?

Don't move!

Every slight movement

will cause excruciating pain in you!

I won't allow your Beggar Sect

to destroy the alliance of Liao and Xia!

Chief! Chief!

Yan Longyuan! Any more delay

and I would have become mincemeat!

Listen!

If you beat a retreat,

I'll set your chief free!

Beggar Sect, hear my order!

Do not let Helian Tieshu live!

The Dog-Bashing Formation!

Chief.

Young man,

you captured the commander-in-chief

of a large army.

I salute you.

Cut the crap! Set our chief free!

I can set your chief free.

- But... - Yan Longyuan!

Save me quick!

Chief Commander Yelu, don't panic.

He's Chief Commander Yelu?

The Chief Commander of Liao is captured.

What will happen to the alliance?

Young man, let's swap one for one.

What do you say?

Feng-er, don't do that.

Our mission is to ruin

the alliance plan of Liao and Xia.

Quick! Kill Yelu!

Chief!

Young man, think it over.

Carrying out your teacher's order...

is tantamount to killing him yourself.

That is, killing your own chief!

Imagine a young man

being called a rebel and traitor.

I assure you,

it'll become your lifelong nightmare!

Never can you get rid of it!

Great Liao and Western Xia...

will surely form an alliance.

It will not be called off...

for the sake of anybody.

Brother Qiao, many of our brothers...

sacrificed their lives to obtain...

details of that evil alliance.

To prevent any blunder,

Chief devised this two-pronged attack.

If you fear being called a traitor,

let me do it.

I'll kill myself after

taking this scoundrel's life!

Brother Ma.

I, Qiao Feng, know what you mean.

But I owe so much to my teacher

I can't just watch him die.

Qiao Feng!

Don't let your indecisiveness

destroy our great plan!

Brother Ma!

My mind is made up.

I agree to the swap.

Good. A faithful and righteous man.

Worthy of praise.

Set both hostages free simultaneously.

Very well!

Attack!

Father, we've arrived.

Oh no! I'm finished!

Young Master,

the King and Princess of Huigu are here.

His Highness is asking you to meet them.

She's here?

No way! I'd rather die than see her!

His Highness has given orders

to take you there by force.

My kind uncle, surely you won't let me

fall into the abyss of misery?

That princess of Huigu is a shrew!

She even goes to war

and kills anybody as she would an ant!

If I marry such a terrible woman,

I'll be at her mercy.

My life will be ruined.

Young Master,

I'll carry out His Highness's order.

Zhu Danchen! Let me down!

Zhu Danchen! Let me down!

Zhu Danchen! Let me down!

Zhu Danchen!

Put Yu-er down.

Step out.

Yes.

Father!

He's such a special prince!

Yu-er,

meet the King and Princess of Huigu.

Your Majesty,

Your Highness, my respects to you.

My daughter, do you like him?

I don't need to consider!

I shall marry him!

Think it over!

Think it over carefully, Princess.

I have neither virtues nor talents,

I'm only good at gardening...

and chanting scriptures.

You'll surely regret marrying

a man like me.

Don't worry.

Once we become man and wife,

I'll nurture you.

I've even led a huge army to war.

Surely I can guide you?

I'm stupid by nature

I'm good at learning nothing.

You'd better not waste your effort.

It doesn't matter,

I've taken a liking to you.

You may stay at home

and do as you please.

Leave all non-domestic affairs to me.

Princess,

affinity is important in marriage.

Only when there's a natural affinity

will a marriage last.

Do not force it.

I...

Uncle is so right.

Princess, don't force it.

Father, I don't care!

I'm smitten with him at first sight!

I'll marry no one but Prince Duan!

- My daughter... - Father, can you bear to

see me live in loneliness till death?

All right.

Prince Duan,

Dali and Huigu are on good terms.

This marriage proposal

will benefit both countries.

Please think it over.

Your Majesty, Your Highness,

the Duan family used martial arts.

to establish Dali.

They prefer a princess of equal status.

I suggest letting the Princess

duel with Prince Duan.

If she wins...

You'll hav e to marry me immediately!

If I lose, I'll go home at once.

Good! What a prompt response!

Yu-er.

Father, you're setting a trap for me!

Don't be afraid of her brute strength.

Use your Yiyang Finger

to hit her Danzhong acupoint.

Just don't hurt her.

I don't know the Yiyang Finger!

Prince Duan! Prince Duan!

Don't come any closer!

I'm not done talking yet.

Let's talk after our marriage!

Look!

Let me go! Let me go!

Listen!

I'd rather die than marry you!

I can't bear to hit you.

Well done.

My daughter, meets your requirement.

Your Highness,

let's choose an auspicious day

for their wedding.

No, Father!

Let me marry him as soon as possible.

Make it tonight!

That'll prevent troubles.

Surprised?

You're mine!

Your Highness, Prince Duan...