Housefull 4

Mom, dad.

Why do I keep getting the same dream over and over again?

It's been haunting me for years now.

I don't understand.

What are you saying, man? We're going to make money off a barber?

No, no, bro.

Harry is London's Mr Forgetful.

- Mr Forgetful. - Whenever he hears a loud sound...

Like bang, thud, bam.

It puts pressure on the vein in his ear.

And he forgets everything for a minute.

Come, come, let's have some fun.

What's up, Harry?

Give him a makeover, will you.

Woah...

Ugly, isn't it

Come... Come... Come... Come.

Where's the spray?

Why are you spitting?!

Are you crazy, use the spray.

Thank you.

- Yes. - Nice one, man.

- How much, Harry? - 5 pounds.

But Harry, I've only got 20.

- I'll give you change. - Here.

- Here. - Thank you.

Yes?

I gave you 20 pounds.

You owe me 15 back.

- You gave me 20 pounds? - Yeah...

- So I have to give you 15 pounds back. - Yeah.

Thank you.

Yes?

You owe me 15 pounds.

Thank you.

15 pounds...

15 pounds...

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

- Hey... wait. - We have enough change now.

Thank you. Thank you.

- See you, Harry. - Come again.

What a loser.

- We're rich, you poor guy! We're rich. - Yeah...

That absent-minded loser.

Today I'm on a fast...

...that's why my punch was slow.

How dare you take advantage of Harry's condition?

Return my brother's money.

Sorry, Max. Sorry. We'll never do it again.

- Sorry. - Sorry Bro. Sorry, Max.

Where did my money go?

Max...

- Those two boys came in here... - And took your money.

Shit...

Fantastic.

I didn't even realize.

25..35..

Because of your forgetfulness ...

...we're already in a lot of trouble with Big Bhai.

When will you learn?

Hey, lower your volume.

Look who's talking.

You're going to forget everything anyway.

- Stay in your limits. - Shut up.

- I'll punch you in the face. - Hey...

Hey...my brothers, Max, Harry.

You two are at it again.

If you two are going to fight, and quarrel...

...then I'm going to blow my cool too.

You're doing it again. Talking like a female.

There's no point correcting him.

He forgot to tick the gender box.

It happens.

Correction...shit happens.

Correct.

Guys, smile please.

Big Bhai's here.

London is known for two things.

Big Ben and Big Bhai.

And now for the real question...

Did you guys arrange for Michael Bhai's 5 million pounds?

Did you?

- We didn't. - You didn't.

Speak up.

- We asked Yes Bank for a loan. - Okay.

But Yes Bank said No.

- They said no, dear brother. - I see...

- That's all... - That's all...!

Sir, sir, not my pinky...not my pinky.

- That's all isn't it... - It was a mistake.

No son, you're the mistake.

Remember!

The Police are after me. Take this.

This contains Michael Bhai's 5 million pounds.

I'll collect it later.

Keep it safe.

Michael Bhai's 5 million pounds

Keep it safe.

Michael Bhai's 5 million pounds

Keep it safe.

Check if the Police are still out there.

Police!

Michael Bhai's dirty laundry. Wash it carefully.

I found money in Michael Bhai's trousers.

Actually, we've got a plan to pay you back.

- I see... - Let me explain.

But, please take a seat first.

- Come, come. - Fine, fine, I'll sit down.

Harry, make Big Bhai look like a heroine.

- Hero. - Yeah... Hero.

Hey...

Big Bhai, shall I trim your hair?

No, make them grow longer. At least this tall.

Please, spare him the sarcasm. No sarcasm.

What sarcasm?

Do you have any idea how many times you guys have made...

...my blood boil?

Shave their heads!

- Hey useless? - Yes brother?

Are you done?

You're ready.

Then show me the mirror.

There's the mirror.

Show me the back.

Here you go.

Stop spinning me around and show me the back.

Take a good look.

Look...

Did you actually make my hair grow longer?

Yes, sir.

I used an extension on the front and back.

Ok..enough of all this.

Let's get back to the point.

What plan have you made to return Michael Bhai's money?

Speak up.

Sir, meet our family planner.

Go on, tell him what the plan is.

Speak up.

You've heard of London's tycoon Thakral, right?

We're dating his three daughters.

And once we marry them...

...forget 5 million, we'll pay you 10 million instead.

- 10 million... - 10 million!

Hey Missy...stay in your limits, understand.

- Yes, sir. - And you come here.

Why would those billionaire girls marry useless people like you?

Because we have already made them fall in love with us..

We'll marry them in a couple of months.

Michael won't give you more than one day...

...and here you are asking for a couple of months.

Nonsense.

Then what should we do, Big Bhai?

I've got an idea.

Hey missy, listen carefully.

This one's completely original, a new plan.

I...will flirt with the girls.

And you will save them.

You call that original?

Of course it's original!

Yes, it's original.

- Original. - Original.

Hey, babies.

Beautiful.

I wanted to ask you a question.

Do you know what number Newton invented?

Come on, it's simple.

Do you know what number Newton invented?

The kissing number?

Yes...

Give me a kiss...

Today is World Kiss day.

So I deserve some kisses.

Come on, babies. Let's make some babies.

Give me a kiss, ladies...

...and Big Bhai's all yours.

You said that they are very well mannered girls.

Save me from them.

Hospital, ICU, Morgue, take me anywhere.

But save me from these girls.

Wait a second.

That means.. you know this guy?

I see...

So, this was your plan all along?

Why did you do all this?

We wanted to impress you girls and propose to you.

Yes.

And we wanted to ask you a question...

What?

What number did Newton invent?

You're dead meat. You're all dead meat.

You're all going to get beaten up! It's going to be very painful.

Foolish.

What number did Newton invent?

The kissing number!

Can we get one kiss...?

No way!

Idiot.

Oh my God! I got a kiss from the queen!

Guys, please be on your best behaviour, okay.