Pagalpanti (पागलपंती)

- The Priest has arrived. Come on. - Welcome.

- How are you? - We are fine.

- Are you doing well? - But...where are the kids?

Jagmohan.

- Junky! - Who's calling?

Your dad, son!

Dad... sorry.

Chandrakant.

Chandu.

Coming, mom.

How was she?

I didn't see her face.

Hello, sir...what took you so long?

I mean...were you waiting for the wedding night to get over...

...and then perform the marriage.

We're already running pretty late.

Let's begin with the final rites.

Final rites?

It's called veneration.

- Whatever...Let's begin. - Sorry.

Fireworks shop.

Minimum profit.

- Seasonal business. - Call it seasonal or regional.

But at least it's original.

And this brilliant idea belongs to our friend.

He's an amazing guy.

He's a gem.

And that's why, in this business he's using his brain...

...and we're using our name.

His hard work...

...and our money.

Well, technically your money. But we're family.

Who is this great guy?

- Let me introduce you. Raj... - Kishore.

Raj Kishore?

Even I know a guy with two names.

But I really hope it's not him.

Him?

He's my friend.

When did he get to London?

Oh my, God.

People wouldn't keep his money in their bank...

...and you're letting him work here.

Look at the stars in his horoscope.

He isn't just bad luck.

In fact, bad luck follows him around like a magnet.

He's going through a terrible bad phase.

It must be over now, sir.

I admit I've been having terrible luck in the past couple of years.

That was your good time.

The bad phase is just beginning.

Hello.

Fled?

But he was a really nice...

Yes, I did...

But listen...

Niraj Modi has borrowed 320 billion dollars from our bank.

I n fact, I personally sanctioned 6 billion.

And today he fled the country.

What about me now?

- What have I done? - Me?

You've been lending him money for the past five years.

And without any guarantee.

I just joined today.

He was here for the last five years.

But he fled today when you joined the bank.

Niraj Modi is just a tag...

This is a result of his bad luck

Nonsense, sir... Utter nonsense...

These planets and stars are nonsense.

In fact, mom and uncle insisted that we call you...

...otherwise we would've inaugurated our shop on our own.

Absolutely.

You were right, son.

This shop is heading for its funeral now.

I mean to say, he'll definitely get ruined.

But those with him will get devastated as well.

I don't believe me.

- You don't believe it, right? - Are you deaf?

- You don't believe it, right? - Yes, we don't believe me.

- Don't believe... - What are you doing?

What on earth are you doing?

It says right here "Smoking Kills".

And still, you're turning yourself to dust.

Think about others.

Or at least about my shop. It's a firework's shop.

Come on, chuck it.

Remember what I said.

Look there.

- What the... - Chandu.

It's doused.

Guys, I'm warning everyone against it...

...and now you're doing it.

- I am not smoking, I was just... - Were you taking a selfie?

Hey... What are you doing?

Not this way, buddy.

If you had thrown the cigarette that day...

...the fireworks would've caught fire.

Sunny...

The entire shop would've blown up.

And the world would've said...

...that I am bad luck.

Come on.

Sh**

Junky! Chandu!

Junky! Chandu!

"Madness..."

"Madness..."

"Why do you make so many excuses?"

"I am crazy about you."

"Why do you make so many excuses?"

"I am crazy about you. Because..."

"I am stuck..."

"This is a strong bond, which will never break."

"I am stuck on you and my heart also skips a beat."

"Because you are different."

"Careful...or love can get you beaten."

"Why do you chase me?"

"Hold your heart or it will catch fire."

"Stop flirting with me or people are gonna scream."

"Tell the people I am your old flame..."

"...and I am back to lock eyes with you. Because..."

"I am stuck..."

"With you, after you."

"I am stuck on you and my heart also skips a beat."

"Because you are different."

"Careful...or love can get you beaten."

"Why do you chase me?"

Uncle.

Uncle. You can stop worrying about my marriage now.

I've found the man of my dreams.

When this happened?

A couple of days ago. I was returning from shopping.

Then suddenly...

Don't turn around, or I'll slice you like a cucumber.

Eyes in front, bag at the back, darling.

Please...

- Thank you. - Goodbye, sweetheart.

Right! Right! Come on.

Hey...

Those guys are running off with my bag.

"When your tresses way..."

Don't move.

Or else I'll blow your brains out.

What is it? A gun?

- Does it look like a banana to you? - Sorry...

Stupid oaf...eyes in front, bag at the back.

Otherwise..

Run. Run.

Those guys stole my bag.

Then what happened?

That's when that hero entered.

Was that hero riding a Segway?

Yes, uncle.

Your purse.

Thank you, young man.

Then he must have taken you out for coffee.

Sugar?

- Quit. - Raj. Raj.

You really are having a lucky streak.

- Really? - Really.

Together we started a fireworks business.

- And do you know what happened? - What?

The entire market went up in flames.

- Flames? - Meaning flames of jealousy.

My mom and his dad...

They were so overjoyed, that they kicked us out of our home.

Kicked you out?

I mean...they said go out, son, and buy a house of your own.

The bigger one.

And now...

...we can't leave him at any cost.

Promise us...

The guy who's dying to finance us...

...we're going to make him our partner.

Make me your partner. I am an honest man.

I quit sugar a year ago...

...and didn't take a single lump.

Don't touch.

And my money's completely white...

- ...like this female's hair. - Wow!

But that's off-white.

So what?

Sugar...

- Like this sugar. - Yeah...

Son, he's the same guy Raj Kishore..

..with whom I started my cement business.

But he's so unlucky, that he completely ruined me.

Love and marriage is one thing.

But I hope you didn't give him any money.

- No, but the bank did. - Good!

To hell with the bank.

But I borrowed the loan in my name so I could be their partner in business.

What have you done?

Uncle, don't fall unconscious.

Uncle... Uncle...

Pray that this business is successful.

Raju, we've been praying since the day we met.

- I've even started believing in good and bad luck. - Look.

Then get on with it. Come on.