The Tom and Jerry Show

-(clock ticking) -(alarm ringing)

Ginger: Did you see the paper?

Three break-in's this week!

We need a home security system.

Rick: We got one.

No one's breaking-in with the spikenator in charge.

Right, boy?

'cause that cat ain't stopping nothin'.

Maybe we should stay home tonight.

Come on!

Spike's not letting anyone break-in, are you?

Okay boy, you're in charge. Make me proud.

Security boot camp is now in session.

-(whistling) -(gasps)

Report to duty asap!

Self-defense.

Uh... No.

Never mind!

Ain't no one protecting nothin'

Till you both learn how to knock someone's light out!

Thanks for volunteering.

In self-defense you wanna deliver the first punch.

Carpe diem!

Didn't see that coming, huh?

Show me what you learnt.

Carpe diem! See how I did that?

Watch closely.

Now?

Pea shooters, the first line of security.

Just takes one pea to do the job!

Very kind of you to volunteer.

On the count to three,

You run, we'll try to hit you.

One.

You didn't run.

A safe house is a booby trapped house.

A volunteer, please.

Stand there.

For reporting funny business.

And no funny business from youse two either!

Got it?

Pains me to hurt you.

permission to investigate the kitchen, granted!

Go ahead, go see.

What'd I tell you? This dog's amazing!

Did you do this to the big bad burglar, spikenator?

So, ginger,

How do you like your home security system, now?

Atta boy, spike!

Napoleon: I've been working out.

You can tell, right?

Take a long look! I'm a veritable feast for the eye.

Been watching what I eat, too.

What about from this angle?

Okay, enough. Give me that.

I can't let you do this.

This cheesy bit of cheddar goodness is a ticking time bomb,

Packed with delicious saturated fats

And love handle producing calories.

Don't be ashamed. A little self-control,

You too can have this body.

Spot!

Dispose of this immediately!

Let me go, you lousy scrap of tin!

Look, kitty boy wants to play.

Come back anytime.

I deserve a little treat, you know.

Which reminds me, we really need more snacks around the habit trail.

Like a soft serve machine!

Rumor has it, rats on the outside, they eat from trash cans.

-(groans) -disgusting, right?

I'd sooner kiss hamster that eat out of the trash!

Relax!

I was making a point.

Hello, boys. It's just me.

Well, me and mr. Wilson.

Say, hello, wilson.

Dr. Bigby: Hi, jerry. Hi, napoleon.

Hi, antisocial, overachieving hamster.

Want to get the string, wilson?

Get the string, boy.

Come on. You can do it.

Okay, forget the string.

But what about the surprise?

Whose got a surprise for their boy?

Daddy does. That's right.

I made it just for you, wilson.

This cell rejuvenator chamber

Is gonna make you get that string again.

And you'll be that itty bitty kitty we used to know.

-(dings) -I hope.