Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei

Before enjoying the show, please enjoy an animation clip from Kumeta~san.

The End

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.

Stendhal (1783~1842 French)

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Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei

Spring.

April.

My Heart was filled with hope.

Don't...

Don't do it

Don't

Don't do it!

Don't throw your life away!

Don't do it!

Don't do it!

Um...

What if I had died!?

Once again, I didn't die.

Why did you stop me?

You just said...

What if I had died?

I am a person...

...whose life is worth nothing.

You didn't intend to die, right?

What are you talking about!?

I was fully prepared to die!

I was fully prepared to die

Of course not!

No person could ever...

...attempt to take his own life...

...on such a beautiful spring day!

Spring.

The season for beginnings!

Love is born!

Dreams are born!

Joy is born!

Everything begins in spring...

...and leads us into the future!

If you took your own life on such a beautiful day...

...Pink Gabriel would never forgive you.

Pink Gabriel...?

The biggest cherry blossom tree here.

Gabriel...

I'm the one who named it.

Pink Gabriel

Its majestic bearing...

The countless petals which spring from its considerable branches...

Yes.

Like an angel spreading its wings.

That's why I named it Pink Gabriel.

Just now.

Just now!?

JUST NOW

And that tree is Pink Minister.

Pink Minister

That tree is Pink Devil.

Pink Devil

That tree is Pink Young CEO.

Pink Young CEO

They seem oddly incompatible.

TRASH CAN

This is a treasure chest for the homeless!

Is she supposed to be Anne of Green Gables?

That's right.

What should I call you?

Since you were hanging from Pink Young CEO...

Let's see...

Pink Supervisor.

From now on...

...I'll call you Pink Supervisor.

Don't make up a name for me!

Especially not one that sounds like a name from some glamorous comedy!

Glamor?

Besides...

You can't go around naming things in this world now.

Thanks to naming rights...

...you can only name baseball stadiums...

...fields, and concert halls...

...if you've got the cash.

Eventually...

...mountains and rivers will be named after corporations and products.

Mt. Fuji

Even Mt. Fuji...

...will one day become Mt. Shonen Magazine.

We live in a sad world.

If I'm allowed to call you Pink Supervisor...

...I'll pay 50 yen.

I don't want your money!

Stop calling me that!

It always comes down to money, money, money.

Even girls in high school try to solve everything with money.

Only 50 yen though.

What a horrible world.

What a truly horrible world.

I'm in despair!

This money-grubbing world has left me in despair!

I'll go back to dying.

What are you saying?

The world is filled with hope.

I die now.

Like I just said...

Nobody would ever try to die on such a beautiful day.

Right here.

Next to you.

Nobody at all!

Okay.

Then what was I doing a moment ago?

Oh, that was...

...to try and make yourself taller, right?

What?

I just remembered.

My father...

...often tried to make himself taller.

Whenever times were hard...

...my father would try to make himself taller.

No, no.

When he was restructured,

when the debt collectors came calling,

when the company went out of business...

...he tried to make himself taller.

Uh...

I believe you're slightly mistaken...

And my mother also...

...tried to make herself taller that one time.

You wouldn't know.

I'm referring to when...

Enough already!

I was getting to the good part.

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myself taller

I've come to make

So what?

From your perspective...

...the forest of Fuji are a hot spot for making yourself taller?

Prologue...

What is it?

Pink Supervisor.

But you're not even that short.

Right?

I already told you...

I wasn't trying to make myself taller.

I know!

You want to be a basketball player, right?

No.

But you'll be fine.

If you work on your jumping...

...I'm sure you can play at your current height.

Like I said...

I'm not trying to be a basketball player.

You just need to build your leg muscles.

Listen to what I'm saying.

A "man" who can only see

everything in a negative light

A "girl" who can only see

everything in a positive light

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A meeting that was never meant to happen.

That's right.

Now what?

Here.

So that's what you're going to call me?

Yes...

...Pink Supervisor.

I was...

...really trying to die!

And...

...I won't accept the name Pink Supervisor!

I will never accept it!

What a strange person.

2 ~ 8

CHATTER

CHATTER...

The chalkboard will now feature

the writings of Kumeta-san.

Good morning.

Pink Supervisor!

The girl from this morning.

She was a student?

Watch anime in a bright room with a dark heart

Pink Supervisor?

Thanks to the lax education system, youths have lost their chance for romance on Saturday's half-holiday

What an unusual name.

Mail. Mail.

Mail. Mail.

Pink Supervisor~?

Is he an idiot?

Kill yourself, perv.

Mail. Mail.

Hey, men! Is that robot dance from a Sunrise show?

Quiet!

Everybody, quiet down!

My name isn't Pink Supervisor!

A space opera for you, a NEET on Mars

I doubt anybody thought it was.