Ballmastrz: 9009

Where's she going?

No, Lulu!

It looks like a victory is in the cards!

What's the rush? Let's play with them a while.

I changed my mind.

I want to kill the big one first.

Yay!

Ballmastrz.

Ballmastrz.

Atomic Candy Crush!

I'm open. Pass the Ball, man.

Sure, Leto. Here I am holding up the Ball

with every intention of passing it to you.

- What the... - Perhaps I can lend you a hand.

Giganticard Barricade!

Ow. Oof.

Aw, geez. I want to hold my forehead very badly,

but I can't.

Gaz, you're on our team.

Why aren't you helping us?!

Because right now, I need your help, D.D.

Really? You need me?

Yes, I need you...

to take this hit!

- Aah! - Huge Green Power Poke!

Well, it's nice to be needed.

And I need to tear that bitch's heart out through her nose!

Is this your true path, Digzy?

She's using us against us?

If it's every man for himself,

Flip Champion does fine on his own!

By spending two years in stasis

under the soothing curtain of a waterfall

in the terraformed pleasure zone of Midori Glory,

I channeled my aura into perfecting the ultimate length,

girth, pliability, and sweet cherry-blossom aroma

of my unstoppable attack!

Behold Umbilicus!

- Ah - Om.

Aah!

Half time! Half time! Half time!

Oh, give me some of that sweet juice!

I can put up with a lot.

I'm a starving orphan on a losing team in a stinky town

whose hero turned out to be a potty-mouthed,

drink-drinking cuss-word-sayer.

But what I can't put up with is betraying your own team!

I didn't want to believe it,

but maybe the world's right about you, Gaz Digzy.

Maybe you're a disgrace to the game after all.