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Early?

Early?

Yeah?

Mr. Mandam's here from the funeral home.

Early?

Okay.

Do you need some help?

No, I don't need any help.

Are you sure?

Well, that will happen.

I'm so sorry to hear that.

Yes, sir.

Can I have Mr. Landry call you?

Very good. You have a wonderful day.

He's checking his policy.

Dorothy's starting to lose her mind. He says.

But hasn't he already lost his?

I'm just saying.

Are you okay?

Fine.

Can I get you anything?

Not that I can think of.

Landry's Insurance. This is Diane.

Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm. I... yeah, hold on.

It's Mr. Hatton.

No, Mr. Landry's not in. I expect him after lunch.

I think he's doing about as well as can be expected.

It was tragic, yes, sir.

How's Mrs. Hatton doing?

Ms. Sachman?

Dr. Agee from Crane, Mississippi on line one.

I thought you were dead.

- Almost. - Not funny.

- Sort of. - No, not even a little.

I should have come sooner. I'm sorry.

You came when you could. It wouldn't have made any difference

when you came. Honestly.

Uh, I drove by Mama and Daddy's today.

Those fucking people let it go.

- Yeah, they have. - So trashy. It's sad.

It is.

So, we got two options here.

Dr. Agee said you can

go to the mental health facility in Tupelo,

which is not an option at all, really.

Or he releases you to my care

and I take you to L.A.

Tupelo or L.A.

I've got plenty of room.

And, you see, it's really not a choice, Early,

because I'm not letting them put you in that place.

Well...

I guess it's settled then.

No, he has to be there.

What part of "He has to be there, I'm not asking"

don't you understand?

Because I don't have a third act,

and if I don't have a third act, I don't have a movie.

Well, try and schedule Jeffrey for 1:00, the Germans for 2:30,

and I'm not asking. Thank you.

- Put the phone down! - Now!

Hey, Uncle Early! You want to come see my basketball game today?

No, he doesn't.

- Morning, Early. - Morning.

There's coffee and bagels.

Uh, thank you.

Oh.

Sleep well?

Like the dead.

Please, stop texting.

Uh... I have to go into the office

- this morning for a little bit. - Yeah, me too.

So, you'll be alone until till noonish.

- I can stay home if you want. - You have a trig test

- that you have to do very well on, young man. - Very well.

You know, I've gotten one B in my entire academic career.

You set the expectations too high too early.

So noon.

And then we'll have lunch?

- Are you going to be okay? - Of course.

You call me if you need me?

- He's going to be late. - Get your stuff together.

- Do you have my number? - Yes.

- See you later, Uncle Early. - Yes, you will.

I'll see you, Earl.

Ted.

I am in the middle of the red carpet,

not quite sure what I should be doing,

and Rita was off posing for the photographers,

and Meryl comes up to me.

She is shaking my hand and I look up,

and in the crowd, watching this spectacle, is Laura Donato.

The girl he took to his high school prom.

Mm-hmm. And she's waving at me.

Yeah, and he goes up to her and he starts reminiscing

with this woman for a good five minutes.

It was a couple of minutes. I hadn't seen her since that summer.

- How'd she look? - Heavy.

A little bit. A little bit.

So, here we are at the Oscars...

Laurette told me that your wife died.

Uh, that's right. She did. Yeah.

So did my husband.

Stomach cancer.

I'm sorry.

Uh... car wreck.

Julia just opened a...

a little boutique clothing store.

And it got a blurb in Vogue.

- Oh, wow! - Yeah!

- Really nice stuff. - Well, that's great.

It's wonderful stuff.

Why is Jack so quiet?

- He and Brittany are studying. - Oh!

At first I didn't love him.

He was 25 years older than me,

and I liked him because he wasn't stupid.

Well, do you think they're really studying?

That's the story and I'm sticking to it.

And then when he got sick, I remember thinking,

"That's what you get for marrying an old guy."

Were you and your wife the same age?

They grew up next door to each other.

That is amazing. Wha...

- You know, I really like your accent. - Thank you.

One day, I was shocked to realize that I did love him.

I didn't want to have sex with him.

But I loved him.

And I don't seem to be able to stop thinking about him.

Excuse me.

Hi.

Hi.

No shoes?

Uh, I left them outside. They're full of sand.

- Good call. - You went to the beach?

Uh...

Yep.

It's 2:00 in the morning.

Too late?

- Yeah. - No.

Well, I was worried.

That probably makes me crazy

- or, uh, controlling, right? - I should have called.

- No. Not at all. No, no. - I think I should have.

Yeah. You should have.

I went swimming.

Naked?

Well... yeah. I guess.

I hope that visual isn't unnerving for you, Ted.

Not at all.

I'm going to bed.

Goodnight, Laurette.

Nudity is not allowed on the beaches around here.

Well, I figured. That's why that it was a good thing there was no one around.

Right. Good night.

Fresh paint.

Hardwood floors.

Quiet building.

$1400, plus utilities.

I'll take it.

Uh, mm...

- Hey. Hi. - Hello.

Hey, you want to go to Jack's basketball game tonight?

Sure, sure, sure.

Hey, your insurance company sold. $750,000.00

It's more than you thought. Right?

Oh, that's a good price. Thanks for taking care of it.

- Listen... - Should I put the house on the market?

Okay.

I can... I can take care of that.

I'll take care of it. I'll do it.

Thank you.

By the way, I found a place.

- What? - That's great. Where?

In Hollywood. I have a balcony.

Ah... You don't want to live in Hollywood.

- I think I do. - You might think you do

but you don't understand Hollywood.

- It's not that bad. - Ted.

Ted, no, he has enough money to live anywhere.

Hollywood's not for you.

- I think it is. - Well, you...

Why?

Why not Brentwood? Why not West Hollywood?

Be... be... because...

Hollywood...

is just far enough from you. And I mean that in the most loving way.

Is that fair?

No. But it's true.

Thanks.

You know what I mean.

No, I don't.

Because there's too much crime.

It's aesthetically very unpleasing!

I will be alright.

I'm scared.

I organized your toiletries.

Thanks.