Los Espookys - First Season

I met that director you were talking about.

She's great. She's healthy and normal...

Wait! Wait, no! Don't jump.

No drama.

Are you ready to change your life

and take control of your future?

And another iconic American corporation over here,

and another over here.

Hey, are we out of the Dunkin' ones?

Ambassador Gibbons, the spooky people are here.

Oh, it's Renaldo, and some other people.

Okay, everyone leave.

Get out unless you're Renaldo, his friends or me.

So, I guess that just leaves you, Jessica.

I'm sorry, this is the end of the road for you.

You led me astray. You told me the bangs were good

when they were a total disaster.

People laughed in the face of America.

I understand.

I won't forget everything I've learned here,

and even though I won't become the next American ambassador,

I've met some amazing girls.

So hard to let girls go.

So, what brings you here?

Oh wait, you know what I need?

I need to find my translating gem.

Hmm!

Oh my God, you have to stay downtown.

I love that, and I can do that like this.

But I have another idea.

I get you the visas, and in return,

you get something I need.

It's a... highly sensitive diplomatic matter.

It's top secret, really hush-hush.

I have a week's vacation coming up. I'm going to Tulum,

and I'll finally have some time to just relax.

Just me, the sun, the sand,

and my seven security guards surrounding my private beach.

But, obviously, a week is not enough.

I need to add on an additional week after that.

And there's only one way of doing that,

and that's by faking my own abduction.

I don't care. Whatever it is,

just make sure everyone at the office sees it,

let them know that I'll be gone for a full two weeks,

and that if I come back with a tan, it's no big deal.

I'm not done.

Oh wait, I am.

I'm getting abducted!

And this time it's fine because I organized it.

Yes! Whatever it is, yes!

Yes.

Hmm?

Hello to all my fans.

Thank you so much for watching my GoFundMe video.

So, like, what happened is that I was on my way

to give canned goods to a church and out of nowhere,

an airplane hits me like, bam, on the head.

You know, like a bitch.

And, anyway, click the link in my description

so you can see my other GoFundMe video

where my TV was taken from me by a large tornado.

Thank you and God bless.

Wow! You got so many done today.

Every time you open your mouth,

all I hear is "bitch, bitch, bitch".

That's too bad. I'm sorry.

I can't take all this abuse.

Oh... that just...

Here, you can watch it.

Tico. Oh, Tico! Tico, there you are.

Oh, I've been knocking and knocking on every door.

Excuse me, can you please keep it down?

- Ooh! - Sorry.

I found him! The man I've been looking for.

The man who saved my life.

I cannot thank you enough

for reigniting the flame of inspiration in me.

Now, what should this movie be about?

I don't even wanna know who this woman is,

but it is clear you are using again.

I never used.

Ooh... let's get to the business of creating.

Now, what should this movie be about?

I'm not really creative,