The Malibu Bikini Shop

WHOO, WHOO!

WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT.

WHOO, GET OUT THE WAY.

AH, WHOO!

WHOO, WHOO!

OH, WOW!

HEY, YOU WANNA SEE SOME SKIN?

GO FOR IT, GO FOR IT.

WAIT FOR ME.

COME ON, COME ON.

OOH, NAUGHTY BOY.

I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT.

OH, YES, YOU CAN.

IDA, DON'T YOU HAVE

TO CLOSE UP THE SHOP?

THE PARTY'S JUST BEGINNING.

LET'S GO FOR A RIDE.

AH, I CAN'T.

I HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK.

THAT'S NO EXCUSE.

I DRANK MORE THAN YOU DID.

LET'S JUST BOTH

REST HERE FOR A WHILE.

DON'T POOP OUT ON ME, NOW.

COME ON!

I'M TOO DRUNK.

YOU DON'T KNOW

WHAT YOU'RE MISSING.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

WHOA, WHOA, HO, HO.

UGH.

WHEE-- THIS IS FUN.

KEEP AN EYE ON THE STORE FOR ME.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

YEE-HAW!

AND NOW, I'D LIKE TO

GIVE A FEW PARTING WORDS

OF ADVICE TO YOU FINE

BUSINESS SCHOOL GRADUATES OF

NORTHERN CHICAGO UNIVERSITY.

YOUR UNIVERSITY HAS TRAINED

YOU WELL FOR THE

RESPONSIBILITIES THAT LIE AHEAD.

WALK PROUD-- FEAR NOT THAT

SIXTY TWO PERCENT OF YOU

WILL NOT BE ABLE TO FIND JOBS.

ALAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.

IT'S GRADUATION DAY.

Alan Finston: I KNOW,

BUT THIS MIGHT BE IMPORTANT.

THAT NINETY FOUR PERCENT

OF TODAY'S SUCCESSFUL

BUSINESS HEADS NEVER

ATTENDED COLLEGE.

Dave: CONGRATULATIONS, ALAN.

OH, HI, UNCLE DAVE.

UH, THANKS A LOT.

HOW WAS YOUR TRIP OUT HERE?

OH, IT WAS JUST FINE.

LAST TIME I SAW YOU,

YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T WAIT

TO GET OUT OF CHICAGO

AFTER GRADUATION.

YOU WERE GOING TO TAKE

A YEAR OFF AND SEE THE WORLD.

YEAH, UH, I-I GUESS THAT

WAS A LOT OF KIDS' STUFF.

WELL, ANYWAY, THAT

WAS BEFORE I MET JANE.

UH, UNCLE DAVE, THIS IS JANE.

WE'RE GONNA BE MARRIED

IN SEPTEMBER.

Jane Rutledge: AT

THE BILTMORE.

OUR COLORS ARE PINK AND GRAY.

I'M, UH, VERY PLEASED

TO MEET YOU.

YOU TWO MUST BE

SO PROUD OF ALAN.

Fran Finston: OH, YES.

HE'S OUR PRIDE AND JOY.

Lou Finston: I GUESS ONE

OUT OF TWO ISN'T SO BAD.

YES, HOW IS TODD DOING?

HAVE YOU HEARD FROM HIM LATELY?

AND I SPENT THE WHOLE DAY

LOOKING, BUT THERE'S SIMPLY

NOTHING THAT'S LIVABLE UNDER

A HUNDRED FIFTY THOU, HON.

A HUNDRED AND FIF--

NO, JANE, THAT'S--

I'M GONNA ASK DADDY

TO GIVE YOU A RAISE.

BUT, JANE, I HAVEN'T EVEN

STARTED WORKING FOR HIM YET.

Sylvia Rutledge: JANE,

HONEY YOUR DIET.

MOTHER!

JANE, I'M NOT THE ONE

WHO INSISTED ON BUYING A

TWENTY FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR

WEDDING DRESS TWO SIZES TOO

SMALL TO GIVE MYSELF A GOAL.

BUT THE WEDDING'S

THREE MONTHS AWAY.

JANE!

THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME.

RIGHT, DADDY?

Mr. Rutledge: WHATEVER

YOU SAY, PRINCESS.

HOW'S MY FUTURE SON-IN-LAW?

JUST FINE-- I WANT

TO THANK YOU AGAIN FOR

GIVING ME THIS WONDERFUL

GRADUATION PARTY, SIR.

QUITE ALL RIGHT, ALAN,

BUT AFTER SEPTEMBER,

NO MORE OF THIS SIR BUSINESS.

YOU MAY CALL ME MR. RUTLEDGE.

.

DADDY... THERE'S SOMETHING

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

NOW, I'M NOT SURE THAT ALAN'S

STARTING SALARY IS REALISTIC.

I MEAN, JUST TO GET BY,

THE MINIMUM AMOUNT TO BUY A--

PRINCESS, DO YOU KNOW

WHAT MY STARTING SALARY WAS?

OH, DADDY, I--

EXCUSE ME, SIR,

BUT IF I COULD

JUST SAY ONE THING.

I'M SURE WE'LL BE ABLE

TO GET BY JUST FINE ON

WHAT YOU'VE OFFERED ME

TO START WITH.

HON, PLEASE,

NOW LET ME HANDLE THIS.

BUT, JANE,

I WANT YOUR FATHER--

I'M THIRSTY.

I THINK I'LL HAVE A REFILL

TOO, SON, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND.

WELL... SURE.

ISN'T HE THE CUTEST THING?

CAN I HELP YOU?

YES, IS THERE AN

ALAN FINSTON HERE?

YEAH, THAT'S ME.

TELEGRAM, SIR.

SIGN HERE.

HERE.

THANK YOU.

UH, THANK YOU.

I HOPE IT'S GOOD NEWS.

"MR. ALAN FINSTON,

"SORRY TO INFORM YOU

"THAT YOUR AUNT IDA MILLER

"HAS PASSED AWAY IN AN

"UNFORTUNATE DROWNING ACCIDENT.

"ADVISE YOU COME TO CALIFORNIA

"FOR SETTLEMENT OF THE ESTATE.

"RICHARD REMINGTON ESQUIRE."

UH, WELL, IT WAS VERY

NICE OF YOU TO PICK ME UP AT

THE AIRPORT, MR. REMINGTON.

Richard Remington: OH,

MY PLEASURE, ALAN.

AFTER ALL, YOUR AUNT AND I

WERE GOOD FRIENDS.

REMARKABLE WOMAN, CRAZY,

UNORTHODOX, AND NOT THE

WORLD'S BEST BUSINESS WOMAN,

BUT, OH, HOW SHE

LOVED THAT SHOP.

IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME

IN CALIFORNIA?

YES, IT IS.

BUT, I'M AFRAID I CAN

ONLY STAY A FEW DAYS.

I'M STARTING A

NEW JOB NEXT WEEK.

OOH, WHAT A PLACE TO LIVE.

IF I WERE ONLY YOUNG

AND SINGLE, LIKE YOU.

I'M ENGAGED.

OH!

EH, THIS WAS YOUR AUNT'S HOME.

YEAH, IDA WAS RATHER EXTRAVAGANT

WITH HER PURCHASES.

YEAH, I'M AFRAID SHE HAD A

LITTLE TROUBLE KEEPING UP

WITH HER PAYMENTS.

WOW!

WELL, ALAN, I THINK

I SHOULD TELL YOU NOW.

FIFTY ONE PERCENT OF

EVERYTHING YOUR AUNT OWNED

NOW BELONGS TO YOU.

YOU'RE KIDDING ME?