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My mom was single my whole life,
so, every Valentine's Day, I was her date.
We'd make heart-shaped cookies with pink frosting.
It's why I heart hearts
And for as long as I've been with KO,
we have never spent it apart.
Katy, it's 5:00 AM.
I know. I'm sorry, KO, but I have to finish this
for Ginger's big Valentine's Day show.
I have to go on a run anyway.
I'll be back in a bit.
KO moved in a week after I said no to his proposal,
and we're closer than ever...
literally, we have no space...
but he's never felt so far away.
Friday is Valentine's Day
and I'm determined to make it our best one yet.
Then we'll be just like we used to be... perfect.
Good morning, handsome.
Are you aware that you talk to Taylor Swift in your sleep?
Oh, she needs my guidance.
How 'bout I make us some breakfast?
Jorge, you know what I'm gonna say.
I gotta get home and shower and get to work by eight.
My roommates think you don't exist, you know.
We'll all get breakfast soon.
You, me, the Golden Girls.
- Okay? - Okay.
- Hello? - It's Willcat Builders.
Third floor, come right up.
Pepper Smith. Your company comes
so highly recommended by Zosia Mamet.
What are you looking to do here?
Right. Along this south wall,
a stage, but I need it modular
so that we can turn it into a runway.
My best friend is a designer.
And the main area will double as
a work space and a dance floor.
But first, heat.
Can you install a system as soon as possible?
I'm freezing my knickers off.
For twenty grand, we start on Monday.
I'll need cash up front.
That won't be a problem.
KO got to the bathroom before me.
Has anyone seen my Punkin's visor?
Umm... Oh, here!
It's under KO's gym bag.
Thanks. I am working an evening shift
after the record shop. I'll be home late.
Bye!
Bathroom's free.
Promise it was the fastest shower I've ever taken.
And, I love you for it.
So, my fight.
It's hardly the most romantic Valentine's date.
You sure you want to come?
KO Kelly, I have never missed one of your matches.
- I am there. - Good.
'Cause you're my good luck charm.
- Did you get off work? - Not yet,
but I promise I will talk to Gloria and Francois today.
Bye.
I have to open the shop in ten minutes.
And we agreed
to meet up this morning to talk business.
I guess we got distracted.
Mmm.
When are we gonna record more songs?
Play me something new.
I want to hear what New York has inspired in you,
then we'll record.
So, Friday, why don't you come over,
order pizza... no pressure.
Fine.
But don't be distracting me with these abs.
As we all know, Friday is Valentine's day.
Outside of Christmas, this is Lacy's
most lucrative time of year.
Nobody likes a cheater, but when a man walks in today,
sell him gifts for his wife, his mother, his daughter
and his mistress. And don't forget,
Lacy's Night of a Hundred Hearts is Friday.
We'll be hosting VIPs for shopping, cocktails and caviar.
Now, go on girls, make me proud.
Um, Gloria?
Here we go...
I was wondering
if I could skip the party on Friday night?
KO has a big match,
and I was hoping that...
I thought you ended it with the fighting Irish.
Uh, nope. Still together, just not getting married.
How about I spare you the expense
of having to go to the far corners of Queens
to watch dumb, stinky brutes pummel each other?
You're working the event. Amanda!
I'm off to my breakfast with Fran Lebowitz.
The last time I tried to take the morning off,
because I was hungover, she showed up at my apartment
on Park Avenue.
If Gloria wants you working, you're working.
Just because she has no one to go home to,
it doesn't mean she has to take it out on me.
Katy...
I'm already home,
surrounded by the loves of my life.
Gucci, Chanel, Dior...
Gloria, I... I didn't mean that.
Oh, by all means, if this boxing game is so important,
don't bother working the event.
Funny, I would have thought you'd be dying to meet
the list of Vanity Flair's designers to watch.
They RSVP'd just this morning.
Now, stop gaping and get to work.
Diane Von Furstenberg wrap dresses...
They make every woman feel feminine and sexy.
You are quite the salesgirl.
Almost as good as you are talent manager.
I was just protecting Josie.
I like that.
You were looking out for a friend.
So, what can I help you with, Alexander?
I need a gift for someone special.
She works hard, so, something she can relax in.
A robe, maybe.
Yes, we have some beautiful silk robes
from Kiki De Montparnasse. Right this way.
You will never believe
who was shopping at Lacy's today.
Alexander Cabot.
He was buying a gift for someone special.
- Ooh! - It was a very sexy robe.
- Ow! - No, no.
He can't be buying a gift for me, we're just...
keeping it casual.
Well, maybe because Friday's Valentine's Day...
What?! No, it can't be.
I have a work meeting with Alex that night.
Sounds like a date with someone
who wants to get serious with you.
Okay, girls, I'm trying to work with this guy.
And honestly, I can barely keep my hands off him,
but now you're telling me that he has feelings.
And I cannot be distracted from why I moved here,
which is to write the next great American song.
Hmm, and how many great American songs
have you written since you've seen Alex's great American...
- Shh... - Some!
I wanna play something fresh for Alex on Friday night.
Well, now I'm basically screwed.
Sounds like in a good way, though.
Pep, whatcha doing Friday?
Mm-mmm.
Oh, no, no, I don't do romance.
Well, what do you do?
I did sex Saturday.
Speaking of sex,
was Buzz Brown here last night, again,
and we still haven't hung out with him?
Oh, my God, your hot lawyer!
Wait, you had some guy sneak in here last night?
Most nights for the past year.
What started out as a Grindm hookup
has turned into an LTR.
A long term relationship that has never left the bedroom.
- We don't know him. - I'm sorry,
he should be showing you off,
not hiding you away. He's got to go.
Or, you can ask your boyfriend
to watch you perform at Molly's Crisis.
Ooh! 'Cause you're gonna look so good!
Not my boyfriend, yet.
We can't go out in public until he's out at his job.
- Katy. - Yeah?
Is this yours or Jorge's?
It's mine.
Here, let me help you with that.
Babe. You don't have to hide in here.
I don't want to get in the way.
We want you in the way.
I do, at least.
What is that?
The kitchen is full of smoke.
- The oven's on fire! - I was pre-heating the oven,
- I made you guys lasagna... - What?! My wigs are in there!
No-no-no! Jorge! Don't touch...
Josie, call 911!
Do I have to say goodbye to my career as a hand model?
No, you'll just have a sexy scar.
Leave the firefighting to the professionals, next time.
- Okay? - Okay.
Ay, Dios mío! Are you okay?
Oh, my God, hijo! Your poor hand!
No, Mama, it's okay, it's just a superficial burn.
- How did this happen? - Oh, Pops,
it wasn't even a big fire.
Katy's boyfriend moved in,
he didn't realize we use the oven for storage...
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