Psycho Cop Returns

What are you worrying about?

It's gonna be great.

Well, what if stonecipher finds out?

Oh right, lik old man stoneciphefls

gonna be working late.

That's why he own the company, remember.

So he doesn't have to stay after hours.

Besides he'd never pay himself the overtime.

What if somebody tell him larr?

Look, the only person in the building that late

is Gus the night watchman, okay.

I've already worked everything out with him.

I'm telling you, it's gonna be the best bachelor party

that you've seen.

Don't we have to send Gary off in style?

Well yeah but, you know, i just don't want to lose my job.

Look, if something goes wrong i will take all the blame.

"Don't blame Brian, Mr. stonecipher.

"I told him if he didn't take part in the party

"I'd show you these polaroids of him and this goat.

"Oh yes sir it's a particularly ugly goat

"but he was very drunk."

I never did it with a goat.

That's because you could never find one.

Okay, let's make sure we thought of everything.

Okay?

I've got the strippers ready.

Mike has the booze.

You have the grass.

Shut up!

Jesus.

Well, howdy officer.

Can we help you sir?

You boys wouldn't be planning anything illegal,

would you now?

No sir, we would never do anything illegal.

You just see that you don't.

Yes sir, officer.

You boys stay out of trouble, you hear?

- Yes sir, officer. - Yes sir, officer.

Wow, if that's not an example of inbreeding

I don't know what is.

Damn that cop was weird.

Brian, you really need to switch

to a decaffeinated buddy, he's just messing with us.

If he wanted to bust us he could have.

What do you mean?

I mean, you have marijuana in your briefcase.

~ shh!

Now, he would not have known that

had you not told the entire world, Larry.

Of course he would have.

Cops can smell that stuff from a mile away.

Really?

They take a class in it.

Smelling 101 it's taught by a German Shepard.

L'm just kidding, chill out, take a chill pill or something.

Get yourself out of your hair all right.

I just wanna know why the hell he was acting that way.

Because he's an anal retentive cop

who takes his job way too seriously.

He's gone now just relax, okay.

Larry-

what is it now?

What is this, the walking police?

I don't think we're speeding.

See that guy over there, he's going faster than we are

and so is that guy.

If anybody gets pulled over it'll be him.

Uh-oh illegal u-turn, oh officer, officer.

Keep it down, i think it's the same cop

from the donut shop.

Who, officer inbred?

He's following us.

I don't think so.

He is.

Okay wait a second, let's see.

This is silly, I'll ask him.

No no no.

Hey, officer!

Jesus.

Oh officer inbred are you following us

because you smell my friend's illegal doggy bag?

You know, I don't think that's very funny.

I dumped the pot.

You mailed the dope.

To who?

I don't know, grandma Moses.

Aw, goddamn, come on let's go we gotta get a move on.

I can live without the weed,

it's never done much for me anyway.

Come on.

Good morning Dolores.

Good morning.

Good morning Dolores.

Good morning.

Hey hey hey, you all ready for tonight big guy?

Oh yeah, I'm all set.

I already told Ingrid i was working late tonight.

', you got the girls?

Oh yes.

We are sending you off in style partner.

This is great, this is great.

Ingrid darling, I love you.

And in two weeks I'm gonna be all yours

but for right now there's a few thing you shouldn't see.

Michael, my man, i believe you're in charge

of refreshments for tonight's little get together.

Funny, I don't recall being given that assignment.

Let me check my files.

Whoa, you think you got enough there Mike?

You can never really have enough.

Oh yeah.

Larry, it's stonecipher.

Ah, thanks Brian, this is just the file I was looking for.

Morning Mr. stonecipher.

Coffee.

No thanks.

What a nice man.

Yo Tony, are you staying for

Gary's bachelor shindig tonight?

I don't think so.

I mean I'd like to.

But I sort of had a prior commitment.

Oh Tony say it isn't so man, it's gonna be a blast.

We've got strippers, we've got refreshments

filed under b for booze.

I'd like to but i gotta do something.

Next time.

Okay, next time Gary gets married.

Stop it.

You know, we can still work late tonight.

I don't enjoy having an audience.

The party's gonna be upstairs.

I mean, we can't do it on stoneciphers desk like you wanted.

But we can do it down here.

Uh yeah?

Yeah.

You know, we can make some interesting copies.

You are so kinky.

It's a date.

Yeah, do you have cherry chapstick?

Can I call you back please?

Larry.

Larry, don't look now

but you know that gorgeous girl from accounting?

She's right over there.

You know with the niceness.

You're Sharon Wells from accounting.

And you're Norris the veen from the land of obnactigon.

Wait a second, aren't you from Ohio?

I see that my reputation precedes me.

My friends call me Larry.

Well it's nice to meet you Lawrence.

May I be so bold as to say

that you look absolutely lovely today.

Well gee, thanks larr.

That's awfully sweet of you.

Why, you don't look half bad yourself.

Mike, you idiot, i was talkin' to Brian.

What are you doing for lunch?

I thought I'd eat.

Ah, what a coincidence, me too.

Why don't we do it together?

Well actually Lawrence, i already have plans today

but why don't you take Brian here

he does look lovely today, if I may be so bold.

Excuse me, thank you.

You know you can act all cool and everything

but you know something?

You're gonna be thinking about me, I can tell.

Is that so?

Granted, they may not be nice thoughts

but it's a start.

I'm not gonna let you forget about me.

I'll take shock treatments Lawrence.

All right big Tony, way to go buddy.

Hey, do you mind?

I just need to make one copy.

All right.

Thanks guys.

As you were you two, have fun huh.

Just, what are you doing Larry?

Here we are, Wells comma Sharon accounting third floor

extension 3333.

Just sending our miss Wells a gentle reminder.

You know, you might wanna watch yourself Larry.

She's quite the jock from what I hear.

Uh yeah?

Yes.

She's the leading scorer on the softball team.

She might break you in half larr.

Ah, but what a way to go.

Maybe I should check that number.

How are you today Mr. stonecipher?

Stop kissing my ass.

Oh god, another long wonderful romantic evening.

- Goodnight Mr. stonecipher. - Goodnight Mr. stonecipher.

Goodnight Mr. stonecipher.

It's quitting time and i don't pay any overtime.