The Pet Girl of Sakurasou (さくら荘のペットな彼女)

I always thought it was kinda boring...

that every day was the same.

I pretended it was someone else's fault that nothing happened.

But...

This is terrible...

Waking up to a cat's backside...

My adolescence is too terrible for words.

Waking up to a human's backside has its own problems, too.

Goal: Escape from Sakura Hall!!

Misaki-senpai, please don't sleep here!

I want to be a bride when I grow up!

One of the rules of this world is that...

spouting nonsense is only acceptable if you're sleep-talking.

Welcome home, honey. You're back early.

Are you a bride already?

Would you like dinner? Or a bath?

Or maybe...

a loincloth?

This isn't a sumo ring.

A brush?

Just get to the "Me?" part already!

However! Let's play a game!

Using that conjunction makes no sense!

Let's pick up where we left off yesterday!

Not to mention, school starts today!

Okay, how about a rule that requires me...

We have to get ready!

to take off one article of clothing every time you beat me?

You look ready to protect your eyes.

Get super excited!

This is just another part of being young!

Let's climb the staircase to adulthood!

It's a lust connection!

Hey, Kanda.

Sensei, what's with your provocative cleavage?

The entrance ceremony's today!

Ceremonies are generally social gatherings used for finding a man.

Are you planning to put the moves on the new students?

You're such an idiot.

Toolbox

There might be some hot single fathers there.

Anyway, here.

Huh?

Sakura Hall

Why do I have to fix this broken sign?

Hey, look, this is Sakura Hall.

Suimei University of the Arts

Oh, the place where they stick all of Suimei High's problem kids?

That's right...

This is Sakura Hall.

Sakura Hall

A collection of all the problem kids at the high school...

affiliated with Suimei University of the Arts.

Or in other words...

Kouhai-kun!

I'm pretty hot without my clothes on!

In other words, a den of freaks!

Bam!

The resident of Room 201:

Third year fine arts student, Kamiigusa Misaki.

Kamiigusa Misaki Fine Arts - Third Year Has Alien Qualities

Designed, animated, wrote, and edited...

her own anime all by herself,

which was commercialized and became a smash hit!

Kouhai-kun, you can't call yourself a man if you run off...

before we even get started!

Come! Let's leap into the world of carnal desires together!

Carnal desires?!

Hey, Sorata.

I'm back.

The resident of Room 103:

Mitaka Jin General Studies - Third Year Has Bourgeois Ladies' Man Qualities

Scriptwriter on Misaki-senpai's anime,

and General Studies student, Mitaka Jin!

However!

I'll call you later.

He comes home the following morning...

in a manner unfit for a high school student!

Let's see... Tomorrow I've got the race queen Suzune-san,

and this weekend, it's Rumi-san, the office lady...

And I'll see the young wife again next week.

Young wife?!

Someone else's wife?!

Well? Are you done yet?

Art teacher, Sengoku Chihiro: The supervisor of Sakura Hall.

Sengoku Chihiro Supervisor Has Amazon Qualities

Ambition Dreams Hopes

She's currently exceeded level 30...

and is looking for a husband!

I'm 29 years and 15 months old.

Subject: Shut Up

Subject: Shut Up

Sender: Akasaka Ryunosuke

Ryunosuke-sama has received work from S Company.

He is currently in the process of developing...

sound-compressing middleware.

If you bother him, he will send you a virus, lol!

From: Maid-chan.

M-Maid-chan?!

The resident of Room 102: Akasaka Ryunosuke.

Akasaka Ryunosuke General Studies - Second Year Has Hermit Qualities

A second year General Studies student and programmer...

who already has contracts with major businesses!

The auto-reply AI mail program he created called Maid-chan...

"Those who ask rude questions such as 'How old are you supposed to be?' (Sorata-sama) will be firmly punished." -I am not "supposed to be" anything! (duh)

is his only connection to the outside world.

He will send you a virus, lol!

Looks like we shouldn't bother him.

Do you want to go again?

Don't!

Then, there's me, Kanda Sorata.

Kanda Sorata General Studies - Second Year Ordinary Qualities

A General Studies student with average looks, average intelligence,

and no remarkable qualities whatsoever.

When you finish the sign, stop by the faculty office...

during lunch or whenever to let me know.

Oh, and don't be late for school.

You're one to talk!

Chihiro-chan, good luck with your spouse hunt!

If you can't find anyone,

kouhai-kun said he'd marry you!

I never said that!

Damn.

For the time being, my current goal is...

to escape this place! To escape Sakura Hall!

Goal: Escape from Sakura Hall!!

Suimei University of the Arts High School is divided into General Studies and the Arts.

Our arts program is further divided into music and fine arts...

I'm exhausted...

You get all the bad luck.

Oh, Miyahara.

A person of average willpower...

could never handle living in that den of freaks.

You can say that again.

And?

How long are you going to stay in Sakura Hall, Kanda-kun?

Aoyama...

Oh, Nanami. You're in our class, too?

If you don't leave soon, it'll be too late.

You still haven't found anyone to take Hikari,

and you've taken in six more, haven't you?

You must have no integrity.

You keep bringing girls back to your room?

Don't say things that'll give people the wrong idea!

They'll think I belong in Sakura Hall!

It's ridiculous. That day...

I've made up my mind.

I'm taking her home with me.

What?

But you can't keep her in a regular dorm.

I'll do everything I can to find an owner for her.

I'll just hide her until then.

What if someone finds her?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

But, in the end...

Principal

You must choose between...

abandoning the cat or leaving the regular dorms...

and taking up residence in Sakura Hall.

What? Sakura Hall?

Very well.

I will go to Sakura Hall.

Kanda-kun?!

Sakura Hall

If you keep getting more cats,

you'll never be able to come back to the regular dorms.

Kanda-kun...

But ever since I took in Hikari,

I've been finding cats in cardboard boxes everywhere!

Meow, meow, meow...

I can't help but take care of them!

You're definitely cursed.

Cursed or not, I can't just leave them there!

You're such a nice guy.

Huh?

What?

I-In any case, if you really want to get out of there,

you need to think more constructively.

Here, it's for Hikari and the gang.

Conveni-Mart

Chikuwa, huh?

I picked up some of the things...

we couldn't sell at the convenience store I work at.

It's not normally allowed,

but they made an exception.

You've got a lot on your plate.

You're holding down a few jobs at the moment, aren't you?

Yeah.

Do voice acting schools really cost that much?

Guess so.

You're amazing, Aoyama.

You came here from Osaka on your own,

and you work so hard.

There are chances for me out here.

General Studies | Arts

There are training schools,

and Kamiigusa-senpai let me do some voices for her anime.

These aren't experiences you'd normally get.

In that case, why don't you move...

into Sakura Hall and take my place?