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OKAY, MARSHALL'S IN.

IT'S ON YOU.

CHECK.

CHECK.

$1,000.

NEEDED HEARTS.

I CAN'T WIN

RAISE.

YOUR 1,000, UP TWO.

HEY, WHO THE HELL IS THIS?

MITCH.

I'M HIS KEEPER.

AH, TIME TO GO.

NOT NOW MITCH.

YOUR SHIFT STARTED A HALF AN HOUR AGO.

CALL OR FOLD.

I MIGHT RAISE.

HE FOLDS.

NO, I DON'T FOLD.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY IS IN THAT POT?

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

$15,000.

ARE YOU INSANE?

AH, COME ON, THIS IS MY POT.

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

WHAT, YOU SAID YOU FOLDED.

I DIDN'T SAY I FOLDED, HE SAID I FOLDED.

YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GONNA QUIT GAMBLING.

I WILL, I PROMISE, RIGHT AFTER THIS HAND.

I CALL.

POT'S RIGHT?

KING OF CLUBS, PAIR OF KINGS,

POSSIBLE FLUSH, POSSIBLE STRAIGHT, UNEVEN.

OKAY, I'LL PUT YOU ALL IN.

HOW MUCH YOU GOT?

6,500.

THAT'S THE BET, 6,500.

TWO, FOUR, SIX, 65.

HOW MUCH YOU GOT LEFT THERE?

I'VE GOT 2,000 LEFT.

PUT IT IN. I RAISE $2,000.

WAIT A SECOND. WHERE'S THE EXTRA 2,000?

MITCH, LET ME HAVE YOUR ROLEX.

WILL YOU EXCUSE ME GENTLEMEN?

YOU ARE DEFINITELY INSANE.

MITCH, I HAVE AN UNBEATABLE HAND.

I CAN'T LOSE.

HARVEY, YOU ALWAYS LOSE.

NOT IN TEXAS HOLD 'EM.

WITH THE CARDS THAT ARE LAYING FACE UP ON THAT TABLE,

I HAVE THE HIGHEST POSSIBLE HAND.

NOW, YOU GIVE ME YOUR WATCH FOR TWO MINUTES,

I WILL GIVE IT RIGHT BACK TO YOU WITH $1,000 TO BOOT.

YOU LOSE THIS WATCH, AND YOUR SHIFT IS

MIDNIGHT TO EIGHT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

OKAY.

COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

LET'S GO, COME ON.

I RAISE.

YOUR RAISE, HUH?

WHAT IS THIS, SOME KIND OF A BLUFF?

THE GUY WALKS IN HERE AND THROWS IN HIS ROLEX?

WELL, IF YOU THINK IT'S SOME KIND OF A BLUFF,

WHY DON'T YOU CALL?

OH, I CALL, 2,000.

ACES FULL, PAL.

THANK YOU.

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

FOUR KINGS, READ 'EM AND WEEP.

WHAT'S THIS?

IT'S 1,000 BUCKS, NOT A BAD RETURN

ON YOUR INVESTMENT, HUH?

THIS ISN'T RIGHT.

THE GUY WALKS IN HERE AND GETS INVOLVED WITH THE HAND.

THIS IS NOT RIGHT!

CASH ME OUT.

CASH ME OUT!

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY HANDS ON THE TABLE, NOW MOVE MOVE!

YOU SIT DOWN.

ALL RIGHT, NOW GIVE ME THE BOX.

WHAT IS THIS, SOME KIND OF A JOKE?

YEAH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR THE PUNCHLINE, PAL?

HEY, WET SUIT, NICE WATCH. TOSS IT IN THE BOX.

MATTER OF FACT, ALL YOU GUYS, WATCHES IN THE BOX NOW!

MOVE!

CLOSE THE BOX. LET ME HAVE IT.

CLOSE THE BOX!

GIVE ME THE BOX.

OKAY, NOW EVERYBODY STAYS INSIDE THE CABIN.

YOUR HEAD COMES OUT, YOUR HEAD COMES OFF.

HOW THE HELL DO PEOPLE KEEP GETTING ON THIS BOAT?

WHAT IS THAT THING?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT IS.

I MEAN COME ON, WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF ME WINNING BIG,

THEN GETTING ROBBED BY JASON,

WHO'S DRIVING A VAN THAT TURNS INTO A BOAT?

YOU TELL ME. YOU'RE THE EXPERT ODDS MAKER.

HEY MITCH, I WON $32,000.

EVEN A BLIND PIG FINDS AN ACORN ONCE IN A WHILE.

HARVEY, MY DAD GAVE ME THAT WATCH.

WELL, THEN, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GAMBLED IT.

HEY, HEY, HEY LOOK, WE'LL CATCH THIS GUY.

I MEAN, HOW MANY OF THOSE VEHICLES

CAN THERE BE AROUND ANYWAY?

WHO YOU CALLING?

GARNER.

MITCH, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

IF YOU CALL THE COPS, I AM A DEAD MAN.

WHO ARE YOU PLAYING WITH, GANGSTERS?

WORSE, AGENTS AND LAWYERS.

I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU.

-YOU WERE? -MM-HMM.

WAKING UP NEXT TO YOU YESTERDAY MORNING.

YOU LOOKED SO PRETTY.

I WOULDN'T MIND DOING IT EVERY MORNING.

ME TOO.

TALK TO YOUR DAD?

YES I DID.

YEAH, WHAT'D HE SAY?

HE SAID THAT HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.

INTERROGATE ME YOU MEAN.

HE INVITED YOU OVER FOR DINNER.

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE IT'S THE LAST MEAL ON DEATH ROW?

WELL, IF DAD WIRES YOUR CHAIR, I WILL PULL THE PLUG.

WEAR YOUR RUBBER SHOES, HUH?

THANK YOU, DOLL.

WELL THE INVITATIONS ARE OUT

AND IT'S GOING TO BE A LOVELY ENGAGEMENT PARTY.

-FOR A LOVELY BRIDE. -OH.

IT'S OKAY, I'M FINISHED.

OH, YOU'LL NEED THE KNIFE FOR THE MAIN COURSE.

WELL I HOPE EVERYONE LIKES SALMON BROCHETTE.

GRILLED WITH A LOW-FAT BEARNAISE.

MM, IT SOUNDS DELICIOUS.

GARY JUST STARTED TAKING A COOKING CLASS.

OH, SMART MOVE, BECAUSE YOU ARE

ABOUT TO MARRY THE WORLD'S WORST COOK.

LOOK WHO IS TALKING.

HEY, AT LEAST I HAVE AN EXCUSE OKAY?

BETWEEN THE BOOKS AND THE BEACH,

WHO HAS TIME TO EAT LET ALONE COOK?

I'VE HEARD UCLA HAS A GREAT OCEANOGRAPHY PROGRAM.

YES THEY DO, AND MARINE BIOLOGY PROGRAM IS GREAT TOO.

IT'S KIND OF A TOSS UP BETWEEN THE TWO.

I DEFINITELY WANT A CAREER NEAR THE WATER THOUGH,

I KNOW THAT.

SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU EDDIE?

WELL I ALREADY HAVE A JOB THAT KEEPS ME PRETTY WET.

WELL, I WOULDN'T EXACTLY CALL LIFEGUARDING A CAREER.

I KNOW SOME PEOPLE THAT WOULD DISAGREE WITH YOU.

SO, THAT'S WHAT YOU INTEND TO BE?

YEAH, WHY NOT?

IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT OUT OF LIFE, INDEED, WHY NOT?

FRESH AIR, PRETTY GIRLS, THE ENDLESS SUMMER.

SO, GARY, I UNDERSTAND YOU'LL BE

INTERNING AT CEDAR'S IN THE FALL.

YOU KNOW MR. MCCLAIN, IF YOU DON'T THINK

THAT I'M GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUR DAUGHTER,

WHY DON'T YOU COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT?

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

THAT'S OBVIOUS HOW YOU FEEL.

BECAUSE EVERY TIME WE'RE TOGETHER YOU GO OUT OF YOUR WAY

TO MAKE A POINT ON HOW I AM NOT-- I'M NOT SMART ENOUGH,

NOT RICH ENOUGH, NOT REFINED ENOUGH.

ARE YOU?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING DADDY?

PROBABLY NOT.

YOU'RE RIGHT, I DON'T BELONG HERE. I DON'T KNOW WHY

I KEEP TRYING TO FAKE IT.

EDDIE COME ON.

SHAUNI, YOUR DAD'S ONE BIG HOPE IS THAT YOU WAKE UP

AND REALIZE THAT YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE.

WELL I JUST BEAT HER TO IT. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

MRS. MCCLAIN, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR DINNER.

AND GARY, RIGHT?

YEAH.

CONGRATULATIONS, ON QUALIFYING TO MARRY A MCCLAIN.

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

EDDIE, WAIT!

SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU KINDA OVERREACTED.

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? SIT THERE, LET HIM TRASH ME?