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She's not really around anyone.

Did you kill her?

I would not put it past him.

It's a fair question.

Guys, you're gonna incriminate yourself.

Are you serious?

It is too fast-paced.

- Ooh, yeah, that's... - There's nothing wrong with that.

- That's not your thing. - These guys are going to Ibiza.

- Mmm. - Okay, let me just say right there...

You can't drag this man to a phone party in Ibiza.

It's not... These two things don't go together.

- It's not fair proposition. - Actually. Actually, no, no, no,

I had this memory of you in a bathtub

in the Little Mermaid dress that I had.

- (OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION) - Yes. Yes.

Handmade and beautiful. Oh, my god, it was so gorgeous.

And he was, like, laid out

and force him into this dress.

He was so chubby that I had to like squish his body down

- but his boobs things get popping up. - Oh, my god!

He had like boobs. He had cleavage from it.

And I had this whole photoshoot. It was amazing.

- You have photos of that, right? - I have photos of it.

I had... I tell you what, Leon,

this guy, when he was little,

every single photograph in our album

with his skinny soft outrageous Disney outfit that...

- (OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION) - Yeah. Always a dress.

Once a little bralette.

She's been a producer for 30 years.

-It's insane. She's always been a producer. -Oh, yeah.

Jen used to leave me lists on the bed and she went to school.

What she wanted me to make that ready for her.

Don't even get me started with the lists.

I have a checklist of, like, 10 things I've to hit before I'm allowed to leave the house.

- I would never do it if I didn't... - I swear to God.

I call her the Enforcer.

- She's the Enforcer. - Yeah, that's true.

- Oh, yes, I... - (CHUCKLING)

No, but, the Enforcer is phenomenal

when you're at a restaurant and your name has somehow disappeared from the list

or you've been waiting for 40 minutes

and everyone's like, "I guess we should go somewhere else."

You send in the Enforcer.

- Yeah. - And things get done.

You get a table, you get free apps, you might get free dessert.

And then she'd be like, "Yes, I did it! Yeah!"

- She loves it. She loves it. - I love it.

The problem is...

The problem lies herein

when you become the enforced.

You know what I'm talking about.

Because I think I'm literally

one week away from being dressed in a mermaid outfit

and I've been photographed in a foam bath.

Is that where I'm going? I need to be prepared.

Kind of just sounds like you're a fucking cuck.

What's a cuck?

- He's a... He's pussy whipped. - Fuck off, Frankie!

That's fucking disgusting. Don't ever say that again.

Are you serious? We were...

Fucking we're just talking. We're just joking.

We're not joking. It's not a joke!

It's a disgusting thing to say and I don't want to fucking hear that again.

apologize for him.

Don't talk to him like he's a two-year-old.

Don't... I'm talking to my brother right now.

Don't talk to him like he's a two-year-old.

If you wanna apologize you apologize.

It's not a cool thing to say, Frankie. Say sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's okay.

Would anybody like a drink?

- I'm sorry. - It's okay.

Yes. Yeah.

It wasn't a very cool thing to say.

What?

Don't make me feel like I did something bad here.

He's the one who act...

I wanna go to the toilet.

- Are you kidding me? - Yes!

- No, I'm not. - He called me a cuck.

-Yes, I know he called you a cuck. -And you play over-the-top

with that bullshit. And you embarrassed the shit out of me.

And basically proved his point.

- Plus you fucking... What? - You embarrassed me.

You can't talk to him like that. He's your family.

You're treating him like a 19-year-old production minion at your work.

You called me the Enforcer in front of my family.

This fucking thing that I hate.

I told you I don't like that name.

- Fine. Fine. - It's so demeaning.

I meant it as a compliment.

Oh, thank... Thank you.

So every time I have a fucking opinion

or an idea that's not yours, I'm the Enforcer.

That's so nice of you.

Thank you, sir.

I'll never say it again. I'll never say it again.

Thank you. I'm a fucking woman and you're

scared of me having a fucking opinion. So you belittle me.

- Yes, that's exactly what it is. - We love you. Okay?

We're not trying to fucking take you down!

This isn't a takeover.

What the fuck? We're not your nemesis.

Leon, love isn't about calling people out on their shit.

Don't tell me what love is about. Don't...

Please do. 'Cause it sounds like bullying to me.

It sounds like shit my dad used to say.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. That's what you think.

You think I'm the... Oh, my, God.

You... You want me to be your mom, man.

That's what you want.

No, I want you to back the fuck off!

- I want you to learn how to back up. - I back off with you all the fucking time.

I back up.

I back up all the fucking time.

You don't back off with anybody.

That's your whole M.O.

Is, I don't back off.

What happened to my grandpa's painting?

- Oh, yeah. - Where is it?

Am I on trial?

Can I have my lawyer?

Can I have my fucking lawyer with me?

It's, like, why aren't the dishes done? Why do I have to do that?

I work all day long and I come home and you're still in front of the fucking TV

- doing nothing. - All right. Okay. Painting.

-You're tired. You're always tired. -Let me make the checklist.

- And I'm the one who's been working all day. - Tired.

- And you're tired? - What bout hungover?

- Let's go with that one too. - And I made dinner then your you.

Let me talk to my lawyer first

because I don't want things to be used against me in a court of law.

- 'Cause I realized... - Leon. Leon, I'm serious.

I'm fucking serious.

-I'm trying to cuck this up real good. -(LAUGHS)

I'm trying to cuck it up real good.

So, don't... No, come here. Come here.

Dishes, laundry, painting,

uh, hungover on weekends.

What else we got?

Yeah, I know...

Look, I don't like me either, okay?

I don't... Look, I don't like myself either. I don't know what the fuck we're doing.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what... I don't know.

That motherfucker should be out here.

We're here because your brother called me a cuck

loudly at a restaurant

- in public. - I know. I know.

- It's insanity. - Yes.

- It's total insanity. - It's crazy.

- I'm tired, okay. - Yeah.

- My brain hurts. - Yeah.

It's been three and a half days. All right? Okay?

Like, we, we got...

three hours and thirty nine minutes

until the train leaves.

Perhaps instead of doing this

- we could drink two beers. - Okay.

- And then just like, get to the train. - Yeah.

- Does that sound okay? - Yes.

- I love you. - I know it. (LAUGHS)

Okay. Okay? (BOTH LAUGHING)

We're okay, right?

Yeah, of course, we're okay.

- Okay. - Okay.

Yo, where the fuck is Jess?

I don't know.

- Where's Jess? - Just over there.

You have entered the naughty zone.

No. No.

No, I'm in the work zone. How did you find me?

- I've got to get this done for finals. - I don't give a fuck.

Uh, you never give a fuck.

You've got work to do too, man.

Oh!

It's Friday, bitches.

Naughty zone.

- Oh, man. - It's gone right through me.

- Give me some more. - You need some more?

Sweet, here we go.

Do you want some of this?

I don't think he does.

Um...

Drugs on run! Drugs on run!

- Mmm-mmm. - Mmm.

I saw it today. It was so good.

I don't know.

The coat, the design, I love it.

- Really? - I think it's fucking genius.

I think it's... It's...

It's very you.

And it's very fucked up but that's what I love about it.

Talking about football.

Stats about football, guys. Where they grew up?

He's so fucking boring.

Well, I turn it up.

Whenever I fucking running across the pitch I was like, "Oh, fuck, it's like theater."