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MOM! I don't want to get married!!!

I'm only 27. Not even old enough to get married!

Don't "Shona beta" me!

Mummy... Mummy, don't lie to me, OK?

You don't have any Thyroid cancer!

OK wait... I'm getting another call.

Yeah... Wait! Wait!

Yeah Aarti?

Actually no. I'm still in a client meeting.

Where are you?

Oh, you've already reached?

Where?

OK. OK.

You've just reached, then?

No, no, no...

My client meeting... can be cancelled!

Yeah, I'm on my way!

Let's go.

We've to go around and then come back here!

Come on!

Come on already!

Hi!

Sorry, I got a little late.

Hope I didn't keep you waiting for long!

No!

Nice ambience!

Did you order anything?

Akhilesh, 2 cappuccinos!

No... I don't want to have anything!

No, no. Both are for me.

I'll drink one now, and the other one later, once it gets cold.

These guys charge 100 bucks extra for cold coffee!

By the way...

You look...

Quite different from your pictures!

I know!

I'm not photogenic!

I mean...

I look good in real life!

But my pictures, don't come out that great!

You've met guys before... like this?

Yes!

2-3 times

Me too!

6 times!!!

You know...

Since I've completed my P.G. from IIM Indore?

Mom's had girls lined up for me to meet!

I told her, "Mom...

...I can't marry right now!...

...I want to explore the world...

...Travel with friends...

...Scuba dive...

...Sky dive"

I'm telling you... You too should stop with this marraige shabang!

Marriage doesn't even make sense

Youngsters like us should have fun!

It's a good thing actually, that my mom forcefully made me a profie.

Or else, we wouldn't have been on this date!

Wait a minute!

Your mom... made your...

Tinder profile?

Tinder?

You're..

Hi.

Nikita?

Nikita.

Nikita?

Nikita.

Oh...

Oh shit... shit!

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

I got confused!

It's a good thing he showed up early!

We were about to get...

WE were about to get married!

Saurabh Mandal!

I'm a marketing head in Technity.

And what do you do?

Today's Thursday?

Yes.

On Thursdays I...

...do legs!

Gym!!!

Nice... Nice

Please have a seat! Enjoy!

Enjoy!

And have fun also.

Mr. Saurabh?

Aarti?

Actually, Aarti. I wanted to clear something first, before we start.

Mr. Saurabh, I know what you want to say.

That you've had girlfriends before this, isn't it?

I know.

No, not really. That's not it.

How did you know that I like cappuccino?

Aarti, look...

I didn't want to come here in the first place

It's just that my mom wanted me to be here.

You know how parents pressurize you

Your...

Your moustache is just like Anil Kapoor's!

No look, Aarti...

Actually, I can't go ahead with this marriage!

Mr. Saurabh, I understand your reluctance!

How much sugar?

One.

Just like me!

Look, if I were to tell you the truth...

I too, had two boyfriends before this,

And I got intimate with them, as well!

But we didn't do anything "dirty".

That I will do...

...only with my husband.

After all, I'm an Indian!

How can I forget my roots and culture

Aarti. No doubt, you're a very nice girl...

Panditji too, says the same

No, no. Now...

Now, I...

Mr. Saurabh, it's a yes for me.

Just...

Like the last guy...

Don't hide anything from me!

Why... What did the last one hide?

My marriage with him had been confirmed.

But just a few days before the engagement...

...dad got to know that...

...he was quitting a stable job to begin a start-up!

And the marriage got canned, then and there.

That's when I saw your profile and...

So what, if he was going to begin a start-up?

Why would any girl marry a "start-up guy"?

Now... If the company doesn't do well...

Will I have to leave my household chores and go do a job?

Tell me Mr. Saurabh?

Actually, Aarti...

This is exactly, what I wanted to tell you about...

No laundry from tomorrow!

No maid from tomorrow!

No milk from tomorrow!

Even, no newspaper from tomorrow!

Gym membership will be cancelled!

Metros will be used instead of the car!

Electricity will be saved!

Internet speed will be reduced from 8mbps to 1mbps!

No. No. No. No dude.

Atleast let the net speed stay!

Do you not want Jeetu, then?

If we don't save enough, how will we ensure his salary?

Alright then. Let's reduce the speed from 8mbps to 4mbps.

Table top-ups will be stopped!

Ordering food from restaurants will be stopped!

Will be absolutely stopped!

Infact, all kinds of luxury expenditures will be absolutely stopped!

What's the total?

Three thousand

Seven hundred

Twenty-five.

And adding my share to it...

Seven thousand

Four hundred

Fifty.

And how much is Jeetu's salary?

One lac

Thirty seven thousand

Five hundred.

Superb plan!

We'll save for a year and a half...

...and shell out one month's salary!

"Alright!"

"Alright!"

Madal, what are you doing dude?

What?

What are you doing?

Music!

Loud music!

Can't hear a thing!

You carrry on!

"Alright!"

What I'm saying is...

Let's add another 50 bucks to this...

And hire some intern to do the coding.

Yogi, an intern will replace Jeetu, now?

We need people with some work experience in our compnay!

People who've worked at some senior level!

Someone who can build a team in the future...

Someone who can strategize!

Naveen...

Did you find that t-shirt of mine?

What t-shirt?

The 'InfoCom' one.

Where I'd an experience of 4 years?

As a Senior Consultant!

Since I'd BUILT a team there...

They'd gifted that t-shirt to me.

I don't know dude. We're busy right now!

Shit!

Now, I'll have to strategize what to wear!

What do we do then?