Greek

I brought it up with Cappie.

Well, you have to live your own life.

You have to go after what you want

and not worry about him.

I'm just not sure I'm ready to graduate.

So what about you and Casey?

If she gets into CRU Law, then it won't be an issue.

- And if she doesn't? - I don't really know.

I'm sorry I tried to change you.

- What about graduation? - We'll worry about that in May.

Dana inspires me.

Do you need to talk to me about anything else?

I've been thinking. I enjoy our time together,

but I don'twant.

No. Sorry.

Why won't you tell me your plan for revenge?

- Because there isn't one. - You didn't think I could help you.

But I also know if I have a problem, I can come to you.

I just wish you felt the same.

Ladies and gentlemen, as president, it is my job

to nominate the one man who can lead us to victory.

And our new Revenge Chair: Rusty Cartwright!

Phase One is complete. Phase Two: Myrtle Beach.

After years of pranks and brawls and pledge paddles, this is it.

Revenge on Omega Chi has never looked so sweet.

And fun!

The first phase of Mission: Probable is complete.

The next three are ready and waiting in Myrtle Beach.

You might have to do some of this without me.

I have a secret mission of my own involving your sister.

Beav!

And put Evan Chambers down. What are you doing?

Are you talking about Casey's birthday?

I thought you were cc'ed on her gift wish list.

No, I'm pretty sure this is something she won't be expecting.

No way!

Wait, is that the same lavaliere that Beaver...

Don't ask questions. You don't want to know.

This is Casey's last spring break. I'm gonna get this right.

Find the perfect moment.

Cap... you know, if this works,

we're never gonna have to worry about the Omega Chis again.

That's the plan.

Mini-car!

You're going down, little Omega Chi pony!

B Team, rappel!

Boot stomps!

Well, that makes my sixth interview this week!

After graduation, I'm just gonna have to live off the land.

- Whatever thameans. - It went well?

If you ask me what my weaknesses are,

I'm gonna tell you!

Punctuality's overrated anyway.

Fortunately, we have spring break to delight and maybe even surprise us.

And take our minds off of all this post-grad craziness.

By post-grad craziness, are you referring to the fact

that you're both insanely checking your e-mail

for law school responses?

So f f far I've been rejected m Stanford, Georgetown and Texas.

I feel like Laura at a mixer.

Well, you still have George Washington...

And CRU.

I just want to know already.

You know, we did get some mail earlier today.

What? Where is it? Where is it at?

They say you can tell a lot about whether you were accepted or not

- by the size of the envelope. - Oh, my gosh, I can't look!

Like what they say about guys and their feet.

That's a myth! And where's the damn mail?

Oh, it's big.

It's big. It's really big.

Read it.

Open it! Open it!

Oh, my God, I got into GW Law School in Washington, DC!

Yay! That's awesome!

I know! Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, this is really happening.

Yeah, it's really happening.

And you know they really did admit you

because George Washington University cannot tell a lie.

Um...

Ash, did you get any mail from CRU?

- No. - Not yet, right?

Right.

...and since the KTs were gracious enough

to suck at golf last week, I'm proud to say we have

a si party house in Myrtle Beach!

It's on the Strand, wet bar, hot tub. It's gonna be awesome!

All right, all right, but not too awesome, guys.

I got a letter from Nationals, they're seriously cracking down this year.

"Given several incidents involving illegal or untoward behavior

by some chapters last spring break,

members involved in any illegal activity

will risk immediate suspension and the revocation of their charter."

Well, there goes our South Carolinian prostitution ring.

All right, next up, house elections

are after we return from spring break,

so I'll now open the floor to presidential nominations.

- JP? - I nominate Trip Sutcliffe.

Well, I graciously and humbly accept this nomination.

I would like to nominate Calvin Owens.

- Me? - Shocker.

Even though we broke up, I still appreciate his integrity

and I would love to see him lead this house.

Thanks, Grant.

Uh, great. Any other nominations?

All right, campaign season will commence

after Spring Break for Sutcliffe versus Owens.

Meeting adjourned.

So that was pretty cool of Grant, huh?

Yeah, I'm glad to see you guys are staying friends.

I'm not sure he did you a favor, though. What do you mean?

You know what I've been through with this house, these guys.

How much of a jerk I've had to be.

I'm just no sure this is a job you're wired to handle.

Or even really want.

Wow, I've never been to Myrtle Beach before.

It's so great. There's this club, Paradox.

Are they gonna stamp our hands or give us one of those wristband things?

Oh, I couldn't get in. But the beach is so great.

Provided you wear sun block, which I didn't.

Sounds... dangerous.

Well, the truth is, I was actually only there for one night.

I ended up coming back with Calvin and Dale.

See, Calvin and I were kind of in a fight because of the feud between our houses.

Your houses sure fight a lot.

Well, this spring break's going to be different, right?

There are a few things I have to do for KT

while I'm there, but outside of that,

it's gonna be all Dana-Rusty, all the time.

I can't wait. I was lucky to get a room so last minute.

Well... I know we've only been going out a couple of weeks.

And the way the economy is...

We could share a room.

To save money.

Only if you want! Because of the economy.

And stuff.

Um, I wouldn't mind... saving a little money.

That's great! 'Cause the economy sucks, so...

...we can be frugal. Together.

Yes, sir. I completely see the irony of asking you

to do something illegal regarding admissions to a school

that teaches the law, but if I did get into CRU Law,

could you just, like, cough or sniff or something?

One cough yes, two coughs no? Hello?

Stupid laws.

I have some good news. I just got off the phone with Nationals

and next year they're requiring all houses employ

- a full-time house mother. - How's that good news?

Well, I meant for us, 'cause we're graduating.

- Mmm-hmm. - I wish I was graduating.

Trust me, little sis, you don't.

Oh, Abby...

Where are we on Casey's surprise birthday party?

We're set! I reserved a section at Tijuana Tony's.

Big banner, lots of balloons, pink ones.

And make sure they have a lemon drop waiting for her.

- Then keep them coming. - Right!

What? Casey's as predictable as a Katherine Heigl movie.

So what's all this graduation talk?

Just the thought of going to spring break single?

It's kinda sad.

And kinda my second year doing it.

Sorry.

No, don't be. We can find fun new guys together!

I'm kinda missing my lame old one.

OK, we need to shake this Evan Chambers thing.

You know what we could do?

We could take a vacation from ourselves.

Can we go somewhere better than Myrtle Beach?

No, but we can lie about who we are.

I used to do it all the time on family vacations.

On one trip to San Francisco,

I told this waiter I was a teen prodigy in town

to play the cello for Tony Blair and Oprah.

And I got free dessert. It was awesome.

Trust me.

Hey, you heading back down to Sin in the Sand Land?

Yeah. I thought you were going turkey-hunting again.

I thought I'd do something a little different. Maybe hang out by the pool, get some sun.

It's too bad you don't want to go to Sin in the Sand Land.

I wouldn't say no.

You just called it " Sin in the Sand Land."

Why would you want to go?

For the sand. If I were invited.

Well, my room is going to be occupied.

But I do know someone else who has an extra room.

- I can call her and see if... - Is that an invitation?

Dale, do you want to go to Myrtle Beach with me and Dana?

- Dana's going? - I'm sure she won't mind.

No, I just find her really grating.

Let me think about it.

All right, yeah, I'll pack my floaties.

* Show me the sun *

Hey! You're wasting valuable party time, Case! Let's go!

Hold on, guys. Hi, um... Hi.

Do you have any mail for Casey Cartwright?

I'm her. I mean, I'm she. She's me. I'm me. Hi.

Hi. I can't deliver mail to strangers.

You're going to have to wait until I get to your house.