Off the Map

Previously on "Off the Map..."

This is a bad idea.

Yeah it is...

She get that echo yet?

She needs a heart transplant.

- Extensive corneal burns from the blast. - Hey, loca.

- Can you see me? - No.

Just knew you would be here.

Ay, Dios mío!

Animales estúpidos!

San Rafael, me dé paciencia.

Levántense!

Levántense!

- Okay... okay. Oh! - Morning... Minard. Ohh.

Como si no hubiera otro lugar

- En todo el mundo para... - Oh. Ohh. Oh. Oh, crap.

Estos payasos gringos, aquí en mi jardín.

- Ow. Okay. Ohh. - Where is...

- Tomen su ropa y váyanse! Largo! - I don't know what you're saying.

- Brassiere right there. - Okay, so... Oh, god.

- Fuera de aquí! - So humiliating on so many levels.

Vete! Vete! Vete! Vete, por favor!

Estos idiotas, treating my garden like a cheap motel.

I mean, the least they could've done was throw down a tarp

Instead of rolling all over my herbs with their big, bare a...

I can't examine your eyes if you keep laughing.

I'm sorry.

It's not funny.

I'm... I'm sorry.

O-okay. Okay.

Okay. I'm sorry.

There were condoms all over my fedegoso plants!

Do you know how long that took to grow?

I know! Minard!

I've got a car meeting you in New York.

He's gonna take you straight to the hotel.

Order a little room service, get a good sleep.

You'll be all fresh and perky for your heart Eval at Columbia.

You thought of everything.

What about this?

Can I take this with me, too?

You nervous?

No, not for the medical stuff.

Takeoffs and landings.

Oh, come on.

You walk to work with jaguars. You swim in reefs with sharks.

At least I only have to fly once, right?

You booked me an open-ended ticket.

You didn't schedule a return.

Yeah, I didn't know how long the tests would take.

Or you think my heart's so bad that I'm gonna be in the I.C.U.,

hooked up to drips and they won't let me leave.

Hey, that is not gonna happen.

Okay.

Okay.

Hey. How's our patient?

Oh, well, he called out every letter on the eye chart.

Too bad I wasn't holding it up yet.

Yeah, but what a memory, though, right?

You know, I-I give up.

- He's your patient now. - Come on, loca. Loca!

Wow. She's in rare form this morning.

Oh, you should've seen her yesterday

- when I came back all messed up... - Mm-hmm.

Crying and carrying on.

Oh, so I guess running into a live gas pocket

was a pretty smooth move on your part.

Mm-hmm.

Opened the door, and all I gotta do now is sneak back in.

Think I got a real shot at winning her back.

Well, you're gonna have time to try.

You're not operating for a week.

- Your corneas need time to heal. - It's rainy season.

River's flooded... we're gonna be swimming in cholera cases.

Yeah, I'm heading upriver now to set up some sickbeds.

Dude, I've got everything under control,

- okay? It's gonna be... - Don't say it.

- An easy day. - Why would you say that?

Relax, Cole! Kick back!

- Take some temperatures. - I hate it when you say that!

Every rainy season down here, the river floods,

causing water-related diseases like what, doctors?

Uh, cholera, vibrio,

- salmonella, giardia... - Fuller?

Yeah, giardia.

Cryptosporidium, amebiasis, typhoid fever...

You name it, we've seen it,

but this year's different. We're gonna start

with some good old-fashioned patient prevention. Hola. Hola.

Esta es la medicina para la fiebre.

You okay? You seem a little...

Yeah. No, I'm just tired.

You go out with Alma last night?

Yeah. Alma.

That is not going so good.

To be honest, I think it's about to get a whole lot worse.

Well, it's not easy

going through relationship problems here.

I mean, believe me, after the whole Mateo thing...

We should just focus on the medicine.

It's why we're down here.

Everything else is just a distraction, really.

Yeah. Thanks, lily.

- You're welcome. - Today is all about community outreach,

fixing the problem before there's a problem,

'cause in all the years I've been down here,

I've never seen anything that'll take down a village

faster than a waterborne illness.

Except maybe that.

Off the Map S01E09 Theres Nothing To Fix

Just sit her down over there.

The captain says everyone's accounted for

except for one passenger... a male in his 40s.

I radioed for rescue, but it could be hours.

Okay, we, I'll head downriver and see if can find him.

All right. Well, I'll go with you.

We don't know what we're in for. Hey, brenner,

- are you okay here? - They're all minor injuries. I got it.

How long has she had the fever?

Three days. We asked at the orphanage

if she had been sick, and they said no...

So it must be us. We broke her.

You know, usually with the adoption process,

it takes a year before you get the first phone call,

but with us, it was a month, so if it seems like our heads

our spinning, it's, uh... Because they are.

You didn't break her. I promise. Every baby gets sick.

It's just their immune system kicking into gear.

Everyone else's baby's perfect.

Hi.

They're eating and sleeping,

and I can't even get her to burp.

A bunch of us came down here as a group.

That's how they do it these days, you know.

So, uh, I take it Marisol's your first kid.

Bridget's a litigator.

She's been working like crazy these past ten years. Shh.

I finally made partner at the exact same time

my ovaries decide to retire.

All right. 103. It's, uh, it's a bit high.

That's really high. What... what do we do?

What, do we put her in a ice bath or something?

We're supposed to be headed back to St. Louis tomorrow.

- I'm in the middle of a case. - No, no.

I'm serious. Like, some kind of cooling system?

Greg, you can't put a baby in a fridge.

- 'Cause that's... you... - I'm not talking about...

Can you? I mean, you can't do that to a b...

Okay, let's calm down and take a deep breath.

Just gonna take this one step at a time, right, Marisol?

Isn't that right?

All right, Marisol. Come on. We'll be right back.

For the love of God and all that is holy!

Minard.

I have a patient for you. Right up your alley.

Hola!

Where's Rojo?

Rojo?

Guess that ginger finally gave up on me.

Or maybe all you lady doctors just want a piece of this ass.

Does this lesion make my butt look big?

Excuse me.

Whoa. Look at that.

Whoa. Hey.

Over here.

He's alive, barely. Let's flip him over.

Be gentle. One, two, three...

All this trauma from a fall in the river?

I think this one might be man-made, mate.

Major liver laceration and active hemorrhage.

He doesn't stand a chance if we can't occlude

the hepatic artery and portal vein.

So we gotta get him back to the clinic.

He'd never survive the trip back.

We're gonna have to do it here.

Here? All we have is sutures and I.V. fluids.

Then that's what we'll use but we need to work fast.

If we cut off blood to the liver too long,

he's gonna die of a liver failure.

You know, I would have no idea where to even start.

This guy is chopped up into a million pieces,

and we're not in an O.R...

Fuller, I don't know what's going on with you today,

- and I don't want to know. - I slept with Minard!

Last night, we did it and I can't think

- about anything else, because it is burned... - hey!

Look, you need to focus, all right?

You need to get your game face on,

and you need to fix this problem one step at a time.

This guy's insides may be cut up into a million pieces,

and we are gonna fix him. Are you with me?

Yeah.

Then start suturing.

Clark.

I realize that you don't like me,

but sticking me with the ass with the ass lesion

is just kind of mean.

Richie Salerno... he owns Mama Salerno's,

the crappy pizza stand in town where American tourists go

'cause they're too scared to eat local food.