Coffee Cat Mama (Mao Si Ma Ma / 貓屎媽媽)

Let's get that witch and show her!

Shall we do that?

Yes !

Save the hassle. Just make her pay!

Sir, our bosses are on their way...

Here they are...

Which one of you is in charge here?

I've got nothing to do with it!

They are in charge...

Hey!

Bean Syu-yan, this is not the school.

He's an officer not a teacher.

You have not broken any laws. Take it easy.

Old habit die hard.

We got it from your staff that nothing has gone missing.

As for the damage to the equipment and all,

we'll book it as vandalism.

We suspect that it's an act for revenge.

Very likely. She has a knack for offending people.

Ask her what she does and you'll know.

I may have offended someone today.

What's it?

I fired a waiter.

I suspect he bears me grudges.

What's his name?

Ng Kin-shek.

What?

Pebble? Why did you fire him?

How come I didn't know about it?

Why didn't you tell me about it?

He stole a ring from a customer.

I happened to catch him red-handed.

How would he steal?

You found him dim. You're biased!

You are the one being biased.

You two are friends and so you don't believe he would do such a thing.

I was just telling the officer what happened.

You will find out the truth, right?

Hey, couldn't get through.

Let me go check him out.

You keep an eye here.

Here's my quotation if you want to reopen ASAP.

What?

What? And don't bargain with me!

It's this cheap because it's for my sister.

You have to reopen ASAP,

I need to get more workers on board.

I can work for free, but my buddies have families to feed.

Let's close the cake shop.

No! The cake shop has just started to get known.

It's a shame to close it over renovation cost.

It's not about the money.

I don't want to carry on.

But it's been doing fine, why this sudden...

Yam Sir, is this a payback to So Mei, striking when she's down?

No. Though I am angry at her, I am a teacher, I won't make it personal.

The main reason is that Marcia and I don't see eye to eye with business

It's about Fei-fei trying to lose weight after overhearing our conversation?

Not only that.

You set the tables and chairs as close as you could,

you had not spared a thought for her.

You disregarded her objections and kept taking in big orders.

She's under great pressure.

She's just trying to appear happy when she's sad.

She's turned from a very good girlfriend to a very sorrowful girlfriend.

I thought the cafe was about selling the idea of slow living.

This is how a business should be run.

Then I don't have it for running a business.

I quit.

Yam Sir, I've failed to put my foot down.

I should have fought Mommy to the very end,

so I got you disappointed.

Please don't quit! Wait till So Mei is back and we can talk it over.

There's a morning assembly tomorrow. Sorry, I have to go.

HEY"

Please, why bring up So Mei at such a time?

You really think a teacher won't get personal?

So Sick, you mean to stay? I gotta go.

Hey. .I...

You make up your mind soon.

Then I can call up workers to start work

and you can go back to business ASAP.

See ya!

Then...Mommy, what should we do now?

I am thinking about cutting loss.

What?

I didn't approve your involvement from the very beginning.

But we are doing quite OK now.

We may not have been raking in money,

but the turnover has been growing.

Alright, suppose what I said was wrong,

we still have to face the reality.

I have not counted the renovation cost

or the maintenance cost of the roaster, coffeemakers, the oven or the fridge.

You haven't got your initial investment back

Should we keep blindly throwing money into it?

Mommy, do you really mean crash Daddy's dream?

Stop throwing your daddy at me.

He's dead.

It may sound harsh,

but it costs money just to maintain his tomb

Let me think about it.

Sis, consult your Tarot cards. See what Mommy is up to.

Heaven disposes, but we still have to propose.

If it works, why not do it again?

So Mei, what to do?

If Mommy really won't save the cafe, we'll have to close it for good?

I knew you're loyal to Daddy,

you wouldn't let the cafe go belly up!

So Mei, you are now my idol!

What?

Mommy!

So Mei, from now on, whatever it is, come to me directly.

Don't play the nice guy, stabbing me in the back to please my daughters.

Mommy, you're so fierce! You've soared So Mei and she's hung up.

Right.

Sun Kei Diner.

Didn't you just call So Mei?

But it's Sun Kei Diner when I hit "Redial".

So Mei called us. We didn't call her.

Save it!

Alright...

The call I just made aside, the last call was this morning.

Mommy, we'll throw in the towel.

Your Majesty, please forgive us!

You two faked everything.

You're just trying to fool me?

You faked a call to So Mei to ask her to buy you a telescope.

You! You pretended to be pouring out to her on the phone,

saying you're in love with Raisin Bread.

You're using my love for you and trying to manipulate me?

How could you?

To get us closer,

I spared no money or efforts in trying to turn the cafe around.

I went on rides with you till it made me sick.

I got black and blue all over trying to pick up skating.

Have you ever seen me as your mother?

Mommy, sorry!

We were so wrong!

Whatever!

Now I'm washing my hands of you,

and I'm washing my hands of the cafe!

What I have done for you, I'll write it off as a total loss!

Are you Tri-fork?

Hello...

Well? Are you Tri-fork?

Miss, it may be hot but this is not the way to sit.

Just out of habit.

What can I do for you?

Villain hitting.

That's the reason people come here.

So what's the villain's full name?

How would I know? I just know she's called Fung.

Just one word? Then...

Don't worry. I've snuck a shot of her for villain hitting.

A snapshot sure can do. It may even be more effective.

That's good!

Let me tell you, I run a one-woman brothel and hers is opposite mine.

She's on a roll and a man is going to marry her.

The guy's just an interior contractor.

Yet she's putting on such airs now that she can quit the business.

She even wished me a long lasting career!

If I don't repay her with a good curse my name is not Lau Eng!

Hit her hard, and the dude next to her as well!

Make sure they will never have luck again!

So mean of them? They asked for it!

They knew I wouldn't lose to that woman.

They took advantage of my weakness and colluded to bend me to their will.

Back then, to put them in an elite school, I came and joined the church.

I spent the whole night praying with the rosary.

I've put them through school, but what have they learnt?

Manipulating me with my love and care for them!

They were seeing me as a puppet!

Excuse me!

Sister Lolita, Fr Johnson needs you for something urgent.

Excuse me for a few minutes.

Talk with you later.

Sister, I'll wait.

I still have a lot to speak about.

The restroom in a church is so clean.

I'll come here for number one and number two from now on.

Sorry... Sorry...

You are Tri-fork, right?

Yes. You know me?

But you can't be an old client.

No, but I was preaching under the flyover and I saw you hitting the villains there.

I see...

Have you turned to God?

Me?

No, I was just using the restroom, sorry.

What? You're not done there? Go again.

It's not that.

Sister, it's about my heart.

My son is in love with a hooker.

Hawk? How kind of him!

Remind him to take it for a bird flu shot.

Sis, not hawk...

I meant a hooker... someone paid to sleep with a man.

A sex worker.

You got it.