Superstore

And lastly, we're launching curbside pickup today,

so some of you are gonna be working on that with Dina.

Okay, those on curbside with me are Simms,

McNeill, Thompson, Sikowicz, Vasquez,

Bradley, Kaluiokalani.

So you hired a whole outside team for this?

Those are our last names.

- We have a Sikowicz? - That's me.

Wait, do you know Ricky Sikowicz?

- He's my cousin. - What?

- Mm-hmm. - He's my cousin too.

- What? - Oh.

We should probably stop doing stuff.

Oh, yeah. I was gonna say that too.

Hey, if any of you curbside folks want to trade places,

I'd be happy to work outside today.

It's a nice fall day out there.

Fascinating. You're inside on checkouts.

That's fine because it's fall inside too.

Not true.

This is a great debate for another time.

Now, I'm gonna be a little busy.

My brother moved back and I'm giving him a tour of the store.

We give tours? I want to take a tour.

You work here.

Yeah, but I don't know all the history and crap.

Neither do I. I'm not gonna tell him history.

That sounds like a great tour.

I didn't know your brother moved back.

Yep, he's back,

and he's living with us, just for a few days.

Or at least in my mind, it's already been 17.

Having Eric around rules.

He's the coolest. We're buds.

It just happened, very organic. Nothing forced.

- Sounds like it. - Eric Sosa.

- He sounds hot. - He's gay, Justine.

I mean, not that gay men can't be hot, obviously.

- Gross, Amy. He's your brother. - Yeah.

So when a curbside order comes in,

it prints on this printer

and you'll hear a beep-beep on your Zebra.

Now, you'll grab the order slip,

collect everything on that order,

and bring it out to the customer.

And we're supposed to get a two-way thumbs-up?

- Is that even possible? - Apparently so.

I mean, there's photographic proof.

Now, from the time you hear the beep-beep,

you'll have 30 minutes to get the order in the car.

Yeah, but some orders take longer, right?

I mean, like, if it's a big order,

if it's spread out around the store...

Yeah, or if it's for something

that we don't even sell, like tractors.

Okay, these sound like excuses to me.

We've promised 30 minutes. We'll do it in 30 minutes.

Cloud 9 wants to provide its lazy customers

with an efficient shopping experience.

Yeah, by running its employees into the ground.

Pretty soon, people are gonna have to pee in bottles.

'Cause they don't have enough time to take a bathroom break.

You want to pee in bottles? No problem.

I'll fish one out of the recycling.

No, that's not...

I mean, it's a little trickier for the gals,

but definitely doable.

Hey, did you talk to Mom yet? She's mad at you.

Why?

She came over and didn't see

the donkey bookends

she gave you for your birthday.

Eric, I told you, you can't just let anybody into my house.

- It's our mother. - Yeah, that makes it worse.

I have a whole box full of donkey stuff

I have to put out when she comes over.

You know how she works.

You play a donkey in one nativity scene when you're six

and now it's your thing forever.

- I was a really good donkey. - You were.

Hey, Amy, have you heard back about that shelf request?

Dan wants to put in a "famous glasses in history" display.

It's still a no.

Um, oh, uh, Mateo, this is my brother Eric.

- Hey. - Nice lab coat.

You work in the... lab?

You guys have a lab here?

- No. - I work in the vision center.

That's why there's a creepy eye on here...

Right. Got you.

Making the connection now.

"Eye" see.

Cool. Great.

- It's nice to meet you. - Yeah.

Don't.

Hey, Sandra, this order just says "pot."

Do you know if they mean, like, nonstick

or cast-iron or maybe they just think this is a dispensary?

Oh, I'm the wrong person to ask.

I don't do a lot of cooking or drugs.

Yo, is this an Oculus Quest headset?

Man, these are, like, $400 a pop.

Supposed to be amazing VR.

I mean, even the box is high-end.

Oh, the cardboard feels like velvet.

Feel it.

- Ooh. - Yeah, right?

- It's really smooth. - Yeah.

Reminds me why we got into this business, you know?

Amy, are you creeping on your brother?

- Shh! - You're obsessed.

No, no, I-I-I sent him over there

to talk to Mateo about sunglasses

'cause when they met earlier,

Eric got all cute and awkward.

Okay, you're not obsessed,

but you just called your brother cute.

No, I'm saying he likes Mateo

and I thought they could go on a date.

I mean, it'd be great for both of them...

and for me, I'd finally get my couch back.

Who's ready for Tri-tip, huh?

- What? - Tri-tip.

Uh, dinner tonight.

I'm making that new marinade I was telling you about.

I'm really coloring outside the lines with this one.

Totally. Sounds great.

I gotta go.

I'm doing this new curbside thing.

It's kind of like an elite squad, but

I will see you tonight, all right, buddy?

Uh, yep.

Mm, a long hug.

All right.

This isn't a library! Come on, read and run!

We've got empty cars out there, people!

We need to get junk in those trunks!

Oh!

Uh, where do you want me to put this?

- Oh, just stick it on the baby seat. - Ah.

There's a, uh, baby in the baby seat.

Oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, shoot. Okay, uh...

About how much longer do you need me to...

Just a second. Just a second.

Okay.

J-just push the unlock button.

We did it!

- Are you done yet? - Almost.

Who has time for this?

Wait, it's... hey, stop... stop!

Excuse me!

Hey, so I saw the new pair of shades you picked out.

They looked great.

Did you think they looked great on Eric's face?

What did you think of Eric's face, by the way?

Amy, I know what you're doing.

Eric is cute and he seems nice,

but I'm not really in a dating frame of mind right now, okay?

The last few months have been rough.

Yeah, no, of course. Oh, my God.

Duh. I'm sorry, Mateo.

I wasn't even thinking.

Don't worry about it.

I mean, you obviously had a crazy morning, so...

Cheyenne, what are you doing?

Get a... get a cart.

No, there's no time. The orders just keep coming.

I had to pee for two hours, and now I don't anymore.

- Where did the pee go, Jonah? - Okay, here.

I'll just take the turkeys in my cart.

Just give me the... no, no.

- Uh, okay, all right. - Oh, my God.

- I got it, it's fine. - God, eggs.

No, Cheyenne, get a new bag.

No, it's fine.

The dogs don't care if it's been on the ground.

I'm already three orders behind!

So, I met your brother. You guys are so different.

- He seems super cool. - Thank you.

I really hope it works out between him and Mateo.

You know, it'd be good for Mateo to just, like,

settle down a little bit.

He's been dating so hard,

Tita Irma had to put foam on the walls

just so she could sleep.

Me, I like the white noise.

Wait, what are you talking about?

Mateo said he's not dating right now.

Oh! My boy's dating.

It's like he'll go out with literally anybody.

Are you serious?

So, what, my brother's just not good enough for him?

Eric is a frickin' cutie.

He has a cutie patootie. We're all good-looking.

It's a hot family.

Yeah.

So you're not really dating now?

Because Marcus seems to think you are.