Koro Sensei Quest! (殺せんせーQ[クエスト]!)

All right, people, let's get started, shall we?

Whoever feels ready, come get some!

I'm afraid you've got miles to go

before you're heroes.

We're doing our best!

And denied again!

He's too friggin' quick!

Ugh. Face it, people: We're Level One.

We got a snowball's chance in hell.

I know, and all we got for weapons are these wooden sticks.

Speak for yourself, mine's made of plastic.

Mightiest Warrior in the Land!

That's unhygienic!

Poor Isogai has it the worst.

Granted, the suit of armor makes him look heroic.

But only from the front side.

It's his butt!

It was all my family could do

to scrounge up the cash for half.

What respectable retail chain

even sells them like that?

Anyway, point being: None of us are ready.

I don't get it.

Why choose the nobodies in E-class for this?

Kunugigaoka School of Magic,

where students from all over the world

come to forge themselves into heroes.

Complete with a backwoods satellite campus for kids

who don't make the cut.

That's where E-class meets, and where we share a secret

no one else in the entire school knows.

This year, for some reason,

our teacher just so happens to be...

...the Big Bad!

Huh. So he really does exist.

Koro-Q!

So I'll just come right out and say it.

I'm gonna need you young people to kill this thing for us.

Hiddy-ho, class!

I'm the Big Bad Demon King, or as of today, your teacher.

Yeah, no.

Right, so first off, know that he's fast,

even by Demon King standards.

Is that actually a thing?

But how are we supposed to take him on?

And why us in the first place?

Because apparently there's only one way

to land an attack on him,

and I have it on good authority that your bugs are the key.

Huh?

A bug is whatever sets you apart from the herd.

Those little idiosyncrasies that make you who you are.

Take Isogai for example.

His inability to buy the back half of a suit of armor

is, in fact, a bug.

You mean it's not just because my family's dirt poor?

Money,

or rather the lack thereof in your case,

should not allow you to buy only half a suit of armor.

So is me only being equipped

with plumbing hardware a bug, too?

Or how my magic only attracts actual bugs?

You bet'cha.

Is it the same for my cup size?

And me not being able to throw away dirty magazines?

No, those are definitely not bugs.

Think of him as a final boss.

If there's any hope of him being defeated,

it's in what makes you children unique.

Oh.

Your government and I came to an understanding.

They will allow me to teach E-class,

and in return, I train you all to beat me.

Why?!

An astute question to be sure.

The simple answer? It's lonely at the top.

I'm anxious to know what it feels like

to take on an equal in battle, or, more succinctly...

...I want to become stronger!

We all caught the reference, right?

He's really into this.

Mr. K-- Uh. Commander?

Is there any sort of time limit on this?

I'm not sure that I--

Got it. So it depends on our ratings. Right.

What do you call an un-killable Demon King teacher?

Koro-sensei!

Oh. Never mind.

Guess that works. Sure. Why not?

Koro-sensei and the E-class. Things are gonna get weird.

Koro- Q!

Talk! Don't try to fight it! Fess up!

Look, if you want a sibling, go to bed for Christ sakes.

You're spoiling the mood!

Koro-Q!

Tell us, Mr. Principal Asano!

Good morning, students.

This is, of course, your principal speaking.

Quite a few desperate queries crowding my inbox today

from those among you less well adjusted.

Hm. Let's address some concerns, shall we?