ABCD: American-Born Confused Desi

Heavy traffic reported ahead.

Boss, excuse me, boss.

Hey, what is it?

What happened to my bank loan, sir?

Are you a the CEO of the bank or I am IPL teams owner

that I you would be granted the loan as soon as you ask for it?

You just joined the channel ten days back.

Loan.

In two hundred meters exit left.

How long? We are here sir, we are here.

I don’t why that guy is said thirty eight rupees per day is sufficient.

And on this sunny day why did they give us this duty.

And with the Google maps you are taking me all around in search of Netaji.

Hey why did you bring us to dead end?

It said in hundred meters turn left sir. And we ended up here.

you either listen to Google maps or Shreya Gosla’s songs.

If you try to listen to both, this how we get lost.

Turn the vehicle. In one kilometer at the roundabout take the second exit.

Boss! Yes.

If you don’t mind I would like to say something. Tell me.

This song is not sung by Shreya Gosala.

Shut up. You don’t try to show off your knowledge.

You don’t know how to take me to the destination

but you are able to show off. Move!

Continue straight.

I will skin you alive,

if any other channel fellow reaches before us.

It said one kilometer a little while ago right?

Did you over shoot?

You have reached your destination.

Hey, hey, there is the board: Nethaji Nagar.

Get off, get off. Just stop a little ahead. Okay.

Sir, ready sir.

Hey, what ready so fast?

Wait for a while guys.

My wife is already making a mess that I’m not seen well in TV.

Ready.

Our Finance Minister Mr. Nagendra supporting the decision of planning

38 rupees per dayare enough for a common man

to lead life in India is creating havoc.

We will now ask his constituency Netaji Nagar public about

what they feel on this.

Fast, girls are coming. We shall ask them the questions.

Hey, camera Camera come on here.

I am Netaji Nagar Celebrity, ask me answer.

Ready? - Ready.

Madam, your MLA says 38 rupees a day are enough for a common man to live.

What’s your response about this?

Pension, sir? It isn’t coming, will you give?

Nagendra doesn’t say anything just like that.

We have full confidence on him.

Hey cut it, cut it

Who the man carrying the life burden every second will know

the value of problems and about the expenses

When we think, what’s wrong in what he said?

We should make it a controversy.

Who’d watch if we say like this? One should scold.

Hey, which idiot said that?

Hello boss, 30 rupees for the 90 a night and the stuff costs 10 rupees.

It totals to 40 rupees. If that is over in the night, what about the morning?

Hey, you shouldn’t show all these in camera

No idea about him, but I’ll definitely vote if his son contests the election.

Why so?

Yes, he looks so handsome.

Oh, is she that type?

Do you know that everything has a rate here?

Our politicians have made this a habit. Hey, give 500.

I spend 50 rupees daily for just my leaves

Leaving aside 38 or 50, it is better that we all bring down our expenses

Scold well. - If so, can’t we say?

Hey, that’s given to me. - Come on, scold guys.

Hey, they gave me

Hey, they gave it to me

You have seen it, right Kishore?

Mr. Nagendra’s fans and the public are fighting due to the 38 rupees issue.

Looking it this, I feel the issue doesn’t seem to settle.

Though I got this shot directly, indirectly we can

understand that they are opposing the statement of Mr Nagendra.

Yesterday you charged me another rate.

Madam, give two 'Water' packets. it’s too hot.

Netaji Nagar public is asking, “what would Mr. Nagendra moving in

AC cars know about the problems of common man?

Hello, what is this coming to our area? Which channel?

Who are you?

Our brother What in our brother’s area? Hey, break the camera.

Hey, catch them, catch

When we are trying to bring out the inner feeling of public

from third eye channel, Nagendra’s followers are attacking on us.

We shall meet again if alive. Over to studio.

Sir, sir.

What?

You forgot to wear pants sir

Remove yours and give. Come on remove yours and give.

News reader’s job isn’t with the dress below table,

but with news above the table.

Are the legs being seen when wide angle is put?

Won’t you check the framing?

Will you place the camera here? Will you place it here?

No hierarchy nothing, everyone starts giving advice.

Mr. Niranjan, good morning. - Good morning.

If you throw those papers here, I’ll read news, take my salary and go.

Sorry sir,

Story one sir.

Assam polling in confusion.

Taapsee states her concentration is only towards the B grade (Boothu) films

What? What is this?

Assam polling booth in confusion full stop.

Taapsee states her concentration is only towards the films.

Won’t you put these full stops and commas?

Don’t you know the basic punctuation?

Not just to have a drink once the time is up sir.

You should know even to put commas in timing.

No idea how and why are few people born.

When said all get angry and hurt.

Yeah, story two sir!

Come on throw Mr. Niranjan, throw something here. Take.

Will Bharat dashing with 14 medals stop in Super wealth games?

Not this colloquial language sir,

when we have such a sweet and great Telugu language,

it’s written here in this dirty language.

See now,

my whole mood is spoilt and that reflection is visible over my face.

Sir, sir.

Breaking news sir, it seems heart attack for Finance Minister

Is he dead?

No Sir.

Great, 24 hours now All 24 news channels stand outside that hospital.

My bad luck sir, come on take.

State Finance Minister Nagendra

collapsed with heart attack in the state office at Delhi.

Even half an hour before getting the heart attack, he spoke with press

and supported the statement of planning commission that

38 rupees per days is enough for a common man to live in India.

Protests have started from his own party office with that.

Doctors opine that this pressure maybe the reason for his heart attack.

Definitely sir.

Good evening sir

Good evening sister.

Yeah give me. Thank you

Shall I put the news sir?

We can watch news

but it’s tough to see when we become the news

No need dear. - Okay sir

My PA Chakravarthy will be there outside.

Ask him to come inside.

Okay sir.

Sir.

What’s the situation, Chakravarthy?

Why do you ask slowly about what, sir?

You have swept aside the matter to

turn into a controversy with your idea of heart attack sir.

Your sympathy is grown in the public.

All our cadre are into prayers,

programs in TVs, Greetings, bouquets etc., for your health.

My mind is going blank looking at your following sir.

Then, this is the correct time to enter my son into politics.

That’s how am rolling. I live life like a star.

“I’m gonna fly up far, Feeling high so fly,”

“Cause I’m living like a Rockstar.”

A, B, C, D.

"American Born Confused Desi"

“What I do, or what I don’t”

“Won’t matter with the women I roll,”

“Cause they feeling so high and fly,”

“Say my name, Say my name, what?”

A, B, C, D.

"American Born Confused Desi"

A, B, C, D.

"American Born Confused Desi"

“I’ve got my wings, I’m gonna spread them till I stop no fly”

“I send my love to the moon and back, watch you scream”

“watch you dance, watch you shake,” “Watch you make a boom,”

“Tonight ain’t over cause I make the rhythm Blow Blow”

Why don't you come to my mom's marriage.

Yo Basha

I’ll call you back.

Let’s Bounce.

Where’s Jessica, bro?

We broke up

You broke up, why?

I don’t feel it, man. I’m not getting that girlfriend feel.

What type of a girl do you need for getting that sort of a feel, brother?

I don’t know what type of a girl, but I want magic.

I want Magic in Love.

I don’t find it with Jessica.

That’s why we broke up.

Magic!

It will come.

Bhasha let’s go.

The name American Born Confused Desi hasn’t just come so.

They’d have given seeing a guy like you.

Good Morning sir. - Good Morning Mr Karthik.

You said to submit those Chicago branch project files,

are they ready?

It’s done sir, almost 90% is over.

I believe only in two numbers, zero and hundred.

100 if the work is done, else zero. - Yes sir.

Don’t come up with numbers in between. Come up with your work.

Okay sir.

Those documents should be with me in the next two hours. Okay?