Feeling Minnesota

HELLO. I'M JOHNNY CASH.

GOOD EVENING.

AH, FEELS GOOD TONIGHT.

YEAH.

JJAKS, GO AND GET READY. YOUR DAD'S COMING.

WHY DO I HAVE TO GO WITH MY FATHER?

BECAUSE SAM CAME FIRST,

YOU CAME SECOND...

SO...

MIGHT AS WELL KEEP THE FIRST.

ALRIGHT, READY?

1, 2, 3.

PAPER BEATS ROCK.

1, 2, 3.

SCISSORS BEATS PAPER.

Cash: THE MEMPHIS HORNS AND THE TENNESSEE 3.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO WITH MY FATHER.

GET OUT OF HERE.

ALRIGHT, AGAIN.

1, 2--YES!

ROCK BEATS SCISSORS.

CHICKEN.

UHH! AAH!

GOT YOU! YOU'RE DEAD!

BANG! BANG!

I'LL SHOW YOU WHETHER I'M DEAD.

GET OFF OF ME!

AH!

SEE YOU. AAH!

Cash: ALRIGHT!

WHOO-HOO! COME ON!

WHOO!

FUCK YOU, RED!

FUCK YOU TOO, BABY.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

WORLD'S GOING TO THINK YOUR HEAD BLOWING APART

IS A FUCKIN' BACKFIRE.

DON'T MISS.

FORGET ABOUT IT, RED. I'M NOT MARRYING HIM.

THAT'S THE DEAL YOU MADE.

FUCK THE DEAL.

FUCK YOU!

UHH!

UHH!

I WOULD HIT YOU IN THE FACE, BUT IT'S YOUR WEDDING DAY.

YOU GET THE FUCK UP

BEFORE YOU RUIN THAT NICE DRESS EVEN MORE.

THINK YOU CAN MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME,

CAN STEAL FROM ME AND JUST WALK AWAY?

YOU LUCKY YOU GOT A NICE PIECE OF ASS.

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT.

NOW, YOU GOING TO MARRY THAT LITTLE FUCKER SAM,

AND YOU GOING TO COOK, AND YOU GOING TO CLEAN,

AND YOU GOING TO SUCK HIS COCK EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

AND DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?

UHH!

'CAUSE THAT'S THE WORST THING

I CAN THINK TO DO TO YOU, THAT'S WHY.

NOW FIX YOURSELF UP NICE AND PRETTY,

BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE WAITING.

UHH!

YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME?

YOU WANT GET OFF-- TO FIGHT ME?

YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME?

I CHANGED MY MIND. BILL...

STAY RIGHT HERE. BE RIGHT BACK.

YO, RED. RED, HOW YOU DOING?

YEAH, WHAT?

SHAKE HANDS. GO GET A JOB, MAN.

STOP HANGING OUT.

GOT ONE?

HEY.

COME ON.

GOOD. THAT WAS GOOD. I LIKE THAT.

HEY, GUYS.

HI, RUBY.

Man: RED.

MY FAVORITE COP.

Red: YEAH, WHAT?

I TOOK CARE OF THAT LITTLE PROBLEM FOR YOU.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO AWAY FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS,

GO FISHING OR SOMETHING.

ALRIGHT.

Red: HOW'D WE DO THIS WEEK?

Man: GOOD, BOSS.

I DON'T KNOW. IT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD'VE BEEN BETTER.

GOOD-- BUSINESS IS GOOD.

YEAH?

Red: HA!

EVERY DAY IS PAYDAY.

HA!

HA HA!

THAT'S A NICE TUX, SAM.

WHAT'S THIS?

OH.

THE AMERICAN DREAM, HUH?

YEAH. WHY NOT?

HEY, WHY NOT?

GET GOING, BUDDY.

WELL...

THERE SHE IS--

YOUR CHRISTMAS BONUS,

A FEW MONTHS EARLY.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL GIRL, FREDDIE.

I FEEL BAD THE WAY YOU TURNED UP

IN THIS BAD CROWD SITUATION.

IT'S A SHAME.

IF EVER YOU WANT A WAY OUT,

JUST...

GIVE ME A CALL.

YOU KNOW? MAYBE I CAN HELP.

FUCK YOU.

GOD...

SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.

Red: SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL YESTERDAY.

YEAH, BUT TODAY, SHE'S MINE.

WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING LOOKING AT?

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, LLOYD.

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FUCKING WICK, HUH?

HUH?

I WONDER IF YOUR BROTHER IS GOING TO SHOW UP.

HUH? JJAKS.

WELL, WHO INVITED HIM?

I TOLD HIM IT WASN'T RIGHT

IF HE DIDN'T COME TO HIS BROTHER'S WEDDING.

BUT, PLEASE, IF HE COMES,

TRY AND GET ALONG WITH HIM.

SAM, I'M TALKING TO YOU.

WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T COME, MOM, HUH?

WILL YOU STOP EATING?

I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR MONEY. I TOLD YOU THAT!

YOU EMBARRASS ME, LITTLE GIRL.

Man: SIR, SIT DOWN RIGHT HERE.

[THE WEDDING MARCH PLAYING]

COME ON, FREDDIE, MAKE IT EASY ON YOURSELF.

[HUMS THE WEDDING MARCH]

COME ON, GET IN THE SPIRIT. GET IN THE SPIRIT.

STRAIGHTEN UP.

EH...

Sam: RED.

HOPE YOU TWO KIDS WILL BE VERY HAPPY.

DEARLY BELOVED,

WE ARE GATHERED HERE IN THE SIGHT OF GOD

TO WITNESS AND BLESS...

HI, MOM.

OF SAM AND FREDDIE...

JJAKS, YOU CAME.

HOW NICE.

OH, HOW NICE.

WHAT'S THE STORY?

THEY MAKE A NICE COUPLE, DON'T THEY?

NO, THEY DON'T.

BEHAVE YOURSELF, JJAKS.

BUT THAT IS THE PORTION IN THIS LIFE...

TELL ME-- WHAT DID YOU GET THEM?